Do people here go to the cinema's alone?

Do people here go to the cinema's alone?
I normally go with a friend who always asks dumb questions such as "Is that so and so actor?" and I fucking hate it. I just want to watch in silence.

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I just book two tickets and then ask my group of friends who wants to tag along. If nobody comes I just use the extra seat to put my jacket on.

>friend
Fuck you

I go with my muslim gf

I just go by myself these days.
I go when the place isn't very busy.
It's a better way to really watch a movie but I admit I still feel conscious about it.
Everyone is always in couples or groups

imagine what their pusys smell like all wrapped up in a tundra heat storm dreaming about allah's dick all day

wtf i love islam now

going alone to the earliest showing is the absolute best

how the fuck can people stand packed theaters or paying full price for tickets? ridiculous

Muzzies are actually hygiene freaks

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you're welcome brothers

What's it like to smell a woman's asshole? Is it stinky?

I don't go to the cinemas in the first place, it's all dubbed. I'm not in a hurry to watch movies, they won't disappear.

They use their hands to wipe.

because mohammed was schizophrenic and had ocd so there is a lot of sciptures about hygiene

whats wrong going to a cinema to experience the film it self alone?

So wait for the torrent. Problem solved.

I have a new fetish now

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some movies are a much better experience when you go alone.

not the ones Sup Forums would usually care about, mind.

How long until someone on Sup Forums writes a long fic about their farting gf shitting her pants?

usually a theater will have a no singles policy preventing this

thats a fucking old trick, bag-on-her-head, if she's a butterface

Yet they smell like sweat, cumin and hashis.

You're too late for that.

With those legs and that ass, i dont care about the face tb h

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I have a cinephile buddy who also is my best friend and we always go to cinema together.

they wipe their asses with their bare hand for fucks sake

Thats wrong

just search for fartporn stories

>usually no singles policy
What kind of communist shithole do you live in? Commiefornia?

>user's cinema probably doesn't have showers
i pity you user

No, what country do you live in? Ever since the Great Cola Wars it's been like this, when the Kinoplexes went online and turned on their human creators.

Abrahamic religions are considered "believers" by Islam, as they are also an Abrahamic religion,

That's not a real Qur'an.

It is against the teaching of Prophet Muhammad (pbuh) to display pagan symbols like the resent moon and star on the Qur'an.

Sure, that's why they kill them.
Ooooops!

lmoa this is the most pathetic shit
so basically you always get a ticket for your jacket and pretend your "friends" never come, right?

you sound like a monster

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I bet you jerk eachother off while watching wes anderson movies as well

Yes. Almost every week. Sometimes I go with friends or my mom if it's an especially good movie I'm looking forward to. If I'm just going to see a movie because I feel like seeing a movie it's usually an impulse decision that fits my schedule and I don't bother organizing company. Don't really see the point to be honest, you're sitting quietly in a dark room anyway. I can talk about the movie afterwards even if they saw it in another theatre.

oh no! why don't we have sharia police protecting Sup Forums yet?!

h-how did you know??

Normally go with the missus but it's much better to go alone. Faggots that say they can't do that are proto women just their for the social aspect of things

What the fuck, she didn't even fart.

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>friend wont stop laughing at AI anime gf during blade kino

Man sharia law is looking better and better with every concubine.

It's gonna be good to be a man. Live in a nice house and have a wife that's basically a sex slave.

wtf I love Islam now

yeah, sometimes in the afternoon when I get out of work early or on a saturday to catch a matinee. Sometimes a weeknight if I have no plans too.

I piss, shit and wipe my feet on your goat rapist sandnigger fairy tales.

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>Muzzies are actually hygiene freaks
yeah backed up by the fact all their countries are vile stinking cesspits of shit and halal blood, fucking idiot.

I didn't believe this shit either but our cinema implemented it after they heard some news that some guy was jacking off at the backrow while watching IT. h-ha ha lol what a l-loser haha

>www.cokegirlx.com
it is good they keep their veils on while fucking thier naked pusys with dildos, otherwise they would appear immodest.

Only children care about going alone to the theater, stop being retarded and man the fuck up

I MUST HAVE BLOWN MYSELF UP BECAUSE GIIIIIIIRL I'M IN HEAVEN

>is it okay to watch a movie alone???

>is it okay to eat alone???

who gives a fuck user, just do you, i do both regularly

you're either a girl or a permavirgin and everyone knows that

I used to go alone towards the end of highschool. Now I 'd like some company

t. never even met anyone out of my village

I always sneak away from my GF to see the movie alone before we go see it together.

based

are you a man? Just curious

le upboat

I've done that a few times. Mostly with capeshit though. Political movies and other stuff I go by myself, my wife isn't in to them. I am, and I won't drag her to a two hour drama she has no interest in.

fact: its only women and estrogen-laden numales who cant do shit alone (eg they have to go to the restroom in groups etc)

Yeah, i go for myself not for anybody else. Ill pick the time thats most suited for me and im not going to ask someone to break any plans to come sit in silence next to me for a couple hours.

The only time i try and make a date out of it is with event movies, such as anime screenings (A Silent Voice, Eva Rebuilds Marathon)

it's not a rhetorical question. I 'd feel a little odd if I went with my mother at this age to the theatre I think.

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More and more in the last couple of years

>Splashing a little water on yourself is considered hygienic

then why do they all smell like shit
t. someone who grew up around refugees

kek was this ironic or serious because it's hilarious if ironic super cringy if unironic.

It's not just splashing water, Muslims are required to pretty much shower 5 times a day.

Not the Arabs, they're dirty as fuck.

Thank you so much.

Abrahamic religions expert coming though!

It's because they pray 5 times a day and need to bath beforehand. To pray 'unclean' is considered disrespectful.

Yes I'm a 27 year old man. Once you grow old enough to live on your own you start to appreciate opportunities to spend time with your parents.

hella f*cking epic

>Muslims are required to pretty much shower 5 times a day.
i wish that were true
all of them just go to whatever public restroom is nearby and splash water all over themselves and get the floor soaking wet
then they take off their stench filled shoes outside some prayer room

I feel that way althought I do't live alone. I'd proably wouldn't feel odd going out with my mother to watch a movie. What really seemed starnge to me was that a few years ago I would be absolutely sure I wouldn't go to the movies with my mother.

>he has healthy normal relationships with his parents

haha, what a loser

>tfw I want to watch movies with my parents and constantly try to show them new stuff but my dad only ever wants to watch whatever's on tv like steven seagal movies and my mum doesn't care

Kek I grew up around muslims and they were very clean. Might be different between Turkish and other muslims though cause the Turks were meticulous about their cleaning.

yeah I grew up in the uk in multicultural town and I never found muslims to be filthy or smelly

the turban wearing hindus on the other hand are disgusting, I'm pretty sure they don't wash their hair for years at a time and this one guy always had greasy strands of hair full of dandruff hanging down the back of his neck
he also tried to strangle a kid who touched the tip of his turban because apparently it's disrespectful or something, and it was the other kid who got in trouble in the end

I know it's anegdotal but I always considered pajeets to be the real subhumans

I'd probably do the same, except I don't know anyone with less of an interest in movies than my parents.

I tend to go with others to watch blockbusters, comedies and shit, but I'm the only one I know who's a movie buff, so I'll just go alone if I wanna see a drama.

Only when I'm going to see kino or flicks. Anything in between you want people around.

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