My gf hates movies with dark endings. Can you suggest some more that we can watch together to piss her off?
Movies she didnt like because of the ending:
>Se7en
>In Bruge
>The Descent
>Gone Girl
>Requiem for a dream
>Ex Machina
preferably films that look like they'll work out alright but dont
Arlington Road is perfect for this
>My gf hates movies with dark endings
She's a girl OP.
>films that look like they'll work out alright but dont
Mulholland Drive
No Country For Old Men
essential girls-hate-it kino
The Mist
she didnt even sit through that when i said it was an amazing film. (watching at home).
That and bone tomahawk, she fell asleep with that one. "it was just some guys walking for ages and the monsters werent scary either"
sounds like your gf is an irredeemable pleb
rec
Bone Tomahawk sucked so I can't blame her on that one.
>it was just some guys walking for ages and the monsters werent scary either
Great reviewer, this is post on.
This absolutely
Your girlfriend is a tasteless whore, dump her immediately.
A Most Wanted Man
The Mist
she didn't like those films because they are horseshit
Les Dimanche De Ville d'Avrey has the most brutal endings I've seen.
Eden lake
The mist
What do your parents think about you dating someone with Down Syndrome?
Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance
Road To Perdition.
she is a self confessed philistine.
I'm working on it. Admittedly i was pretty bad about 5 years ago but i got a flat mate who was in film school and his dad was a script writer so he got me into appreciating cinematography and scripts in films.
His dad had a room of just dvds and vhs, and i mean all 4 walls with a step ladder to get shit at the top.
This and Oldboy
My gf loved it
I bet you shes the type of girl that hates movies with subtitles, lol
you don't have a gf, you're a fat virgin
bruges didn't have a dark ending either
Match point
Blade Runner 2049 after realizing what K has been trough. Depressing.
You're really lucky to have a gf. I'm assuming you're pretty outgoing and have an impressive body type. Shy average guys don't get gfs.
Shes a solid 7/10 without makeup and her grandparents are filthy rich and love her the most.
I get to summer in the french riveria and winter in zermatt.
Im winning nigga
Are you in an open relationship?
And one day she'll be "having a girls night out" and you'll be asked "not to wait up".
This will begin to happen several times a month, culminating in her revealing that she's been fucking Tyrone for the past two years.
You'll lose everything if already married. You'll be indebted to her for life if you already have children.
She's not worth it, cut your losses now, before it's too late.
Manchester by sea
*Manchester by the Sea
>In Bruges
>Dark ending
It was melancholic, but hopeful, your gf is retarded, just strangle her in her sleep.
came to post this.
Keep them recommendations coming, i've got at least 4 i know that i'd like to watch.
lol why is everyone on the internet so insecure?
Firstly im from iran originally, so i've already fucked their precious white lineage.
Second, I do pretty well for myself and the only thing i take advantage of is their holiday homes like any sane person would.
You could show her Four Lions, American Sniper, Munich
The Divide
(great movie, btw)
will definitely piss her off
Traps are men
Bridge to Therabitia (sp?) is a another great choice: it lulls you with happy girly stuff and then proceeds to deliver a soul-crushing bad ending
sorry for spoilers, ignoring those given the nature of this thread
>iran
300
tell us user. where did lisa from 6th grade hurt you? did your mommy leave you?
Oldboy (2003 South Korea) fuck the US remake
Hana-Bi / Fireworks (1997 Japan)
Grave of the Fireflies (1988 Japan)
Requiem For A Dream (2000 USA)
The Wrestler (2008 USA)
Shutter Island (2010 USA)
The Departed (2006 USA)
Memento (2000 USA)
It's a simple enough observation, in the west divorce rates are over 50% and incidences of infidelity have risen by 40% in the last 15 years alone
Women are scheming whores by nature, trusting one to be faithful to you would be like trusting a Jew to manage your private accounts.
You're gonna get fucked at some point.
Secuestrados
The Last American Virgin
...
what faggot.
Is that guy being too insecure? Or are relationships that bad?
NORMIES REEEE
solid list.
Those movies are all shit, but then again, not jsut because of the endings.
What a reddit piece of shit list.
Das Boot
Under Sandet - happy ending but you're too jaded to care about it
good shit man, especially foreign films. Im a big fan but sadly cant find enough good ones.
Us whites can't compete
Seven Psychopaths
The Strangers
The Good Son
this
>M-muh happy disney endings
She's part of the cancer that killed decent filmmaking then
Just change your girlfriend, jesus, what a plebeian she is
Stephen Kings' The Myst (the show not the series) super happy ending
>everything is reddit
god you people are insufferable