Brits can legally own boiled meatcocks

>brits can legally own boiled meatcocks.
why do you even need a boiled meatcock?
are you going to swing it around and take out a group of schoolkids?

That's a tongue you stupid monkey

how else would they practice prepping mohammed

Jesus Christ. Only Sup Forums.

you buy what you don't have

Tongue is delicious and cheap, good for hard times

>HORSECOCK

Tongue is actually very delicious if prepped properly.

Brined smoked and sousvide veal tounge with red pepper aioli and shaved parm is possible the greastest thing ever

I dont think you can actually buy borders, Hans

Back in the day where the law passed, there were no Tyronne or Ahmed to keep the wives busy while husbands were buttfucking each other in the woods.

Boiled meatcocks did the job of keeping the wives satisfied.

I'd pay good money to watch a Brit shoot up a school with his cock.

Oh my god i want to tongue her breasts if you know what i mean

This.

If you know how to cook the cheap cuts and innards are a treasure trove.

Is that really her? Fuck, I love the Queen now.

That looks less like a cock and more like a jewnose to me.

Oh I know what you mean.

she was hot. shit, if only.

God Save them taytays!

If only she didn't have an unwiped hairy ass and pussy at the time that picture was taken.

Jesus Christ they use biddays (sp?) over there, unlike here, stop describing yourself.

>tfw she will be dead soon

Bidets are more of a continental thing. You don't really see them in Britain except in high-class hotels.

Huh, so Brits do toidy paper too. I stand corrected.

Of course we use toilet paper you fucking mongo, only southern europeans and japs use bidets.

>legally
So it's illegal in the USA?

>supporting an in bred family of state heads that fo nothing but waste money and get in car crashes
Fuck you. I'm glad we seceded from you cucks. Enjoy your shariah law.

Even the "royals" though?

>Enjoy your shariah law.
You too.

Canada was a mistake.

I do like me some tongue.

Is that what your wife tells you?

No, I've cooked it myself.

>American education

BIG
MEATY
COCKS

When I first took a shit in Britain I left my turd as a gift because I thought the toilet was broken. Why do you have to pump a lever up and down just to flush a toilet?