/DSC/ (formerly /DSG/ (formerly /DIS/)) General - Star Trek Discovery

No autism edition

Next episode promo:
youtu.be/4t0wVyNC3CA

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strawpoll.me/14111532/r
strawpoll.me/14111493/r
strawpoll.me/14043832/r
strawpoll.me/14112111
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ITS STD
SHILLS FUCK OFF

S
T
D

Hey guys, I'm looking for /STD/, have you seen it?

ywn live in a world where std is better than TO

Do you think they will develop a painless method for Ripper to become the spore drive navigator?

Reconquista en STD!

>I've spent the last 3 years of my online life in a custom star trek streaming channel, that runs all brands of trek 24/7, even porn parodies. We argue the depths of the Nick Lacorno and admiral Cartwright conspiracies. We argue on the morality of the Borg. We keep a chronology of all Mirror Universe doings. We know how to actually play Dabo and Pariceese Squares. But we all agree on one thing:
>It is and always has been STD. You will never change that to fans, the more you push for it to change the worse you will make it. Just accept it as STD and find some other hill to die on.

Naming the general wrong.

ABANDON THREAD EVERYONE

Just watched episode four and I was wondering, is everyone on the ship stupid? Security officer was dumb and the tactics they used to beat the Klingons was borderline suicidal (without even thinking about aiding any survivors on the planet).

strawpoll.me/14111532/r
strawpoll.me/14111493/r

It's /DIS/.

Also, not bumping in this early thread.

Sorry sweeties we all agreed

>9 votes

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Those numbers are now 19 and 22 respectively, with DIS still ahead. You may check the links.

Lorca isn't stupid

friendly reminder that strawpolls and external polling services are the bastion of unscrupulous shills wanting to force a consensus opinion that runs contrary to the populace they infiltrate, by way of outside populism that they know doesn't align with the will of the community they have infiltrated.

Your fellow trek fans across the internet, when given to freely speaking of this abomination, always ALWAYS refer to it as STD. Only in parole colonies such as corporate forums is it called something else.

Stay strong, keep your morale up, and purge shills (and Bajorans) out the nearest airlock.

F A K E T H R E A D
D O N O T B U M P

>Sup Forums believes that CBS has an army of paid shills
>Sup Forums believes that CBS pays its shills to shill on Sup Forums
>DSC (the official CBS abbreviation) always loses every poll
Hmmm.

>DIS wins every poll which is conducted exclusively in Star Trek threads
>STD wins polls which are posted outside of Star Trek threads
>STD is the popular option for people who don't like Star Trek and don't go in Star Trek threads
Hmmm.

>polls posted in Orville threads (like strawpoll.me/14043832/r for example) have several hundred more voters than any poll in any /trek/ thread for the past year
>Sup Forums still doesn't believe that Fox has a paid army of shills
Hmmm.

LOLOLOLOLOLOL
WRONG

>Your fellow trek fans across the internet, when given to freely speaking of this abomination, always ALWAYS refer to it as STD

Wrong

>INTENSE MUSIC
>camera sweeps around characters constantly
>I'M WARNING YOU CAPTAIN I CAN'T DO WHAT YOU ASK OF ME
>NO DO IT WE HAVE TO JUST DO IT
>reaction shots of angry crewmembers
>cut to Klingon ship
>bunch of subtitles where very little in the storyline is established, just like last episode
>cut to Discovery, there's a spooky CGI monster
>Michael: I used my superior Vulcan intelligence to solve the puzzle! Literally just plug the monster in to our sister ship's device that they somehow forgot to tell us they developed!
>INTENSE MUSIC
>PEW PEW (nu-Star Wars type battle scene where nothing is explained)
>CAMERA SHAKES VIOLENTLY
wow great job guys we did it great episode see you next week on STD

STD
STD
STD
STD
STD
STD

This is one of the worst television shows ever released.

>using an outside polling service to refute a post lambasting outside polling services
You are a true Pakled.

Why don't go and fuck off then

FAKE THREAD
SAGE AND REPORT

strawpoll.me/14112111

lol why not

strawpoll.me/14112111

You're just bitch moaning and complaining

why is she so fucking ugly?

Fuck off. It's DIS. STD is for people who want to make fun of the show. You don't get to name the general for a show you dislike.

She's not ugly she's average

in Star Trek terms she's fucking ugly

Lads, voting isn't going to make everyone reach a consensus. The only solution is to strong-arm your preferred abbreviation when the thread is about to hit the bump limit.

Yes, it is a race against time and only the most loyal of trekkies will be able to create threads at exactly the right time with their preferred abbreviation. Do not create too many threads however or the mods will get upset

This desu. I wish they'd stop posting in Discovery generals

>>Sup Forums believes that CBS has an army of paid shills
>>Sup Forums believes that CBS pays its shills to shill on Sup Forums
It's just one guy tho.

Those polls are old, and were posted in /Orville/. The ones exclusive to the DIS thread won. Fuck off. Go troll somewhere else. These threads are for people who actually enjoy Discovery. Go shipost in /trek/ or /Orville/.

most reviewers and podcasters are already calling is STD. you sound like some limp wristed sjw crying because you cant force society to call you a non-binary gender-fluid wonderkin

I don't think anyone actually likes this show. The ratings are garbage. Popular shows have torrents up within minutes. STD doesn't have torrents up for hours after it airs. Popular shows have thousands of seeders within the first hour or so of release. STD hasn't even had a single torrent go above 1000 seeders since the premier. No one is paying for that CBS streaming garbage. This show is an objective failure on every conceivable level.

I like the show, I just don't think its a worthy successor to other Trek shows. It's fine new era sci-fi. Its still STD.

This is the most Sup Forums way to go about it. Fuck everyone else and call it what you want. Shills don't want this though, as it guarantees it will be STD for now and always.

And why pay the sorry sap instead of giving him non-monetary rewards like kickbacks for his corporate friendly podcast or something. People who refute shilling with the money angle are just too stupid to see what it really is. Its all back rubbing.

I'm convinced these /STD/DSC/DIS/ whatever the fuck they're called threads are 50% shitposters that hate how bad the show is and 50% paid shill

Yeah it's STD tho

We've agreed on std stop ruining the fucking threads Jesus Christ

>I don't think anyone actually likes this show.
I do, and I've seen every episode and movie of Trek at least three times minimum. I don't care about niggers or lens flares. I just like fun sci-fi with social and philosophical themes. Discovery is that, despite the cheesiness. If I didn't have patience for camp and mediocre acting, I wouldn't like Star Trek.

>implying you won't say hurrr google
>implying you have any better empirical data

>No sources

Memory-alpha calls it DIS

>/DSC/
I'm confused. Aren't DS stations named with arabic numerals [1..9] rather than letters [A..Z]? So does this refer to Deep Space 3, or is it C like a Roman numeral DS100? It doesn't make sense to have DS100 a century before DS9. It's all very confusing.

STD makes more sense.

this desu. Thanks for reminding me not everybody here is shitposting ironically while browing the_donald.

Honestly, this trainwreck of a series deserves no more than the autism of this general

>I just like fun sci-fi with social and philosophical themes.

See, this is the kind of subtle trolling that we're known for and that shills can't comprehend.

No, only shitposters say that. You're the ones ruining the threads. The polls here prove that DIS is the favorite for people who actually post here. Titling it STD is just bait and trolls trying to shit on the show. Fuck off.

Nope

>DSC
Stop shitposting, it's STD

I literally don't know what you're trying to say.

he was ironic shitposting, son.

shit, are you ironic shitposting too?

fuck how many levels of irony are we on now.

I don't even know, it's making me so anxious I'm redditspacing.

As long as we all agree this is one of the worst television shows ever aired I guess it's alright.

That's because you're a shill...

>As long as we all agree this is one of the worst television shows ever aired

Nope it's objectively above average. All rating sites agree

The best part is the fans of the show or trolling it would talk about it anyway, in whatever natural capacity it would unfold as. Shills don't realize this and every thread that has the abbreviation arguments ensures no one can talk about the show positively.
The shills are doing more active harm than good. They don't talk about the show, they just waste their time trying to corralling people, and failing at even that. The show might have been more successful without the shills swimming against the river so hard. Due to them, this entire sight is a no fly zone as far as they should be concerned.

Its funny they don't even see what they are doing. Serves them right. STD for its 2 season lifespan.

No, I was being serious. I do actually like this show. It's not even in the ballpark of worst television shows. Fuck off.

Why do DSC fags insist on running every single trek thread, they must really hate Star Trek discussion. Probably Orville shills trying to ruin everything.

STD

>tfw Michael is legit the official Tard Wrangler
>you just know Tardi is going to get extra mad about the nipple clamps and break out and wreck shit or die :[


Also thoughts on the preview for the new episode?

>No, I was being serious.

Lol, whatever dude. It's obvious you were trolling when you said "fun and philosophical" in context of STD. Jig is up trollface.

So its jack baur: starfleet edition or what?

>dear diary
>week 4
>autism reigns, the bickering over what the general title should be has not subsided as I had predicted
>on the Orville front, leagues of shitposters plea for the STD abbreviation, relentless to get their way
>on the CBS shill front, division runs deep among their own ranks unable to settle on DIS or DSC
>this war shows no end in sight, prepare for the long haul

>...
>>>ribbit
Fuck off if you don't like this show.

>all lowercase
>reddit spacing
>autistically using le bad words
Hey it's you again! You were the guy who didn't know John Glenn and percieved the firing on the USS Glenn as a plothole.

startrek is one word idiot

stop trying to spoof results

You were saying?

You're not cute. If you don't like this show, fuck off. The STD posters are the ones ruining threads.

>you cant make fun of shows you like

*sips hot chocolate*

You must be confused, it's Orville fags sabatoging trek threads by incorrectly naming our generals which have always been STD. They came along and threw a monkey wrench into everything.

>startrek is one word idiot
Ironic shit-posting is still shit-posting Steve.

>Calling DIS STD is funny

Fuck off, you posted it in /Orville/. Fucking shill. Stop derailing our threads. It's DIS.

this nice lady might be able to help you with that

there is literally nothing to talk about so people focus on people calling it STD

you only like it for outside political reasons

>CBS wants DSC
>you're a CBS shill if you want DIS, which CBS doesn't want
Fascinating.

I already told you I like the show, its just bad trek. It has always been and always will be STD. I'm just pointing out you shills are doing more harm than good if your endgoal is to astroturf discussion. I'm passively trying to help you end your shame by telling you to drop it for your own good. As soon as you stop the abbreviation garbage and just accept it as STD like the fans, then we can have real threads talking about it.

I like the show and I'm trying to help you. Its still a bad show and its still called STD. Be petty and lose a market, or swallow your humble pie and talk about the show with us. The choice is yours.

he says the orville is better,and hes not wrong

STD for /you/

Yeah the STD posters are the ones who have been ruining the last 6 months of STD generals, nice logic, Orshill.

This show is the perfect example of what happens when you spend all your money on CGI and have none left over for actual writers or directors worth a shit. They fucked this up so badly from the get do there's absolutely no chance this show is salvageable. I've already completely written it off and will only continue to watch it at 2x speed in VLC after torrenting it so I can troll fucking retards on the internet over how bad each episode is and for enjoying dumpster fires as entertainment.

its more about michael being a badass than any interesting social or philosophical themes

The weid thing is I dislike any form of console wars or that retarded Marvel vs. DC rivalry. I would be totally fine with both shows. Orville and Discovery, being enjoyable. Orville is just not very good. Yes, it captures the TNG comfyness but most "jokes" are just lame pop-culture references that don't make much sense in the context of the show. And they aren't even that many attempts at bein funny. The episodes are 10 minutes too long and consist of 80% faux-drama and boring action.

thanks doc

Learn what a general is before you sperg sweetie

Do you have any specific criticisms? I really hate the characters so far but the plot isn't too bad imo

Not everything is political. Fuck off.
>I like the show and I'm trying to help you. Its still a bad show
Fuck off.
Orville is cringy and for cucks.

>Conduct poll 50 times over
>Get a few times where just by the odds DIS or DSC wins out
>Things this changes the fact even those who watch the show consistently choose STD over either

This is a war that's already been lost, it's like Germany after the US entered the Western Front.

Yes. I don't think they'll decide to stop using it since it's so crucial to the Fed not getting gang raped

Looks like DIS wins again

strawpoll.me/14112111/

She's not even a bad ass, she's just a stupid irrational cunt with no emotional depth and completely nonsensical character motivations and backstory. She's a meme just like the rest of the cast. This show was written by borderline retards, for borderline retards.

Hm not really. They are already setting up the discussion about utilitarian ethics by using the space-bear to travel.

pathetic passive aggressiveness like this is exactly what is wrong with the show and it's marketing department. co-opting a movement that has nothing to do with trek (its anti-trek honestly) and being disengenuous while doing it is tip top tier ferengi.

>16 votes
>Split 50/50

Sounds like you got /dis/sed and given an /STD/

We didn't have Discovery generals 6 months ago. They started 3 weeks ago. Why are you spreading misinformation?

I don't even know where to begin. Literally every fucking scene is tainted with stupidity in some way, because literally nothing about the show whatsoever makes any fucking sense from the foundations onwards. Help me out to shit on this fucking retarded show: name a scene from the last episode and I'll recount how fucking retarded it was.