Thighs edition
/trek/
1st for archer is the best captain.
second for adorable Cardie waifus
Show that you have some honour, fellow /trek/bros
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It doesn't get more honorable than this.
Cop Dukat was very honourable, prove me wrong
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Harry Kim would have dominated the Old West as a gunslinger
DOUGLAS PABST DID NOTHING WRONG
Is doing a tactical roll a requirement for entering the Academy?
>I know when a woman says no, she really means yes, now how about that kiss?
It is for yellow shirts.
It's one of the required moves for advanced combat training, along with the dreaded locked-hands punch behind the head.
Who would be a better lover?
A devout, but gruff Odo, who loves you deeply and tries to shapeshift into anything you want (but with his limited abbilities)
Or
A desinterested Q, who can basically make any fantasy come true, but may get bored of you quickly
Odo, without a doubt. But only when he properly learns how to shapeshift into other humanoids as accurately as possible.
>along with the dreaded locked-hands punch behind the head.
That should have been banned in the Khitomer Accords
Thiccboi
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Corat Damar: Hero of Cardassia
>Corat Damar: Hero of Cardassia
Corat Damar: Hero of Cardassia
>Corat Damar: Hero of Cardassia
Damar was a true hero. He gave everything for his beloved Cardassia.
I want Odo to shapeshift into Dukat and for him to put his two headed Komodo Dragon dick inside me!
>you will never save Damar
that video hits you so hard, puts everything into perspective
I'm not gonna ask why you have that saved, but why do they have two dick heads?
everyone's jealous of what a real man riker was
What do you think was happening on the deck beneath her?
He's so cute
>Crossing his legs like a woman
Oh oh! You know what that means?
How was your weekend, pals?
Most reptiles have the paired genitalia remaining separate, as opposed to most mammals which have a single genital appendage.
Fucking Knuckles over here has a four headed dick.
>this fucking scene
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Holy shit.
lmao that's really funky looking also I'm not suprised this isn't the first time I've seen that pic.
some very kinky shit on the ceiling
why do you have to make us all feel
I thought kes was cute and always stood up for the doctor? Why did she diddle herself in front of children I thought she was pure and cute
Don't get me wrong its hot and I wish I was the child who glimpsed her in all her beauty but I didn't think she was like that
What's the best trek series to date and why is it STD?
so we all agree this was rape, right?
not that Riker really minded that much
He knocked her ass up. You know he did.
>I'll help you escape but only if you have sex with me
Was this rape?
Paused here by chance to check out Geordis roll
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literally the chad stride
>takes tiny steps
>low grade lieutenant posture
>looks both ways so he doesnt bump into superiors
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The fact is Riker could have refused to have sex with her and she wouldn't be able to do anything about it. Rape is forced sex. I guess in a way she "forced" him to fuck her because she wouldn't help him otherwise.
Madred literally did nothing wrong. just look at him, being a good dady to his daughter. is that the face of an evil man?
Of course he looks both ways. Bumping into people is a clear sign of carelessness and clumsiness.
>dude what if like instead of everybody on the starship getting a long they all just fucking hated each other and shiet
If I offer Riker this funfetti cheesecake and a 50 piece chicken mcnugget box in exchange for sex with me knowing that he can't refuse is it rape?
Pretty nice, went to the housewarming of a mate and got slightly tipsy there.
And you?
Why did Voyager constantly have to travel trough hostile space? Why not just keep to the top of the Galaxy and fly over everything when there is trouble?
>tiny steps
>tiny
he takes long strides
>low grade lieutenant posture
he is stood near enough straight upright, probably his bulging traps causing him to appear slightly hunched
>looks both ways
if anyone was on his right he would've stunned them with his gaze visor or no visor, he would've made any man halt or any woman immediately flustered which was his intention, securing his pathway to the left and asserting his dominance
If he was a virgin he would've never even checked but kept his eyes trained on the ground and walked as quickly as possible to the left
Yes it is and you should be ashamed. You are only enabling him to gain more weight.
Yes. It would be like offering a child candy and a free ride in your "party bus".
I would be glued to my seat.
>Stamets hates Lorca because he's a luddite who always asks for the impossible
>Saru hates Burnham and Lorca for being reckless
>literally everyone else is getting along
>HURRR DURRR ERRYONE HATES ERRYBADI
I didn't see you bitch and moan when they sabotaged funeral rites to blow up a ship in the pilot. If anything that was the largest dick move that is contrary to everything starfleet stands for.
>enabling him to gain more weight.
How is this a bad thing?
Went to best friends house to watch AHS and get wine drunk. Found it dry and predictable. Showed me her favorite subreddit: /r/onefingerselfie . Got Elite 1 in FIFA and Slept for 12 hours before going into work
>Travelling a further distance is time efficient
>cardie loli
>literally everyone else is getting along
Who?
You just listed like 3/4 of the main cast
Apologize.
How would Janeway fine those dilitithium crystals for her coffee? Also
>4x4 is 4
Good job mate.
>papa, why did you take away this man's pants
>do you like watching his saggy hairy balls undulate
>you're a faggot, dad
>The Milky Way is the second-largest galaxy in the Local Group, with its stellar disk approximately 100,000 ly (30 kpc) in diameter, and, on average, approximately 1,000 ly (0.3 kpc) thick.
So they are at most 500 lightyears from leaving the galaxy. That would take voyager only 3 months at high warp to travel over or under hostile territory inside the galaxy.
I present to you, the best part of voyager.
Today's Scott Bakula's birthday.
Say something nice about him.
prove to me that enterprise is not just one long quantum leap episode
Q I get to live out all my sexual fantasies and then if she leaves. I still got to do all the shit Ive dreamed about
he had a nice bod, so that's cool
Good riddance to bad rubbish.
He became a good part of the best and most famous sci fi series ever.
Also ENT was really nice.
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>her
ooh
en.wikipedia.org
>Bakula says he was "...hardly ever home for four and a half seasons" of Quantum Leap, so he chose to prioritize his family life on later projects. His Star Trek: Enterprise contract required that filming be completed by 6 PM every Wednesday so he could have dinner with his family.
A lot of men don't realize how important family is until it's too late. Props to him for putting his family ahead of his work.
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This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
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what is he thinking about
>His stupid fishing story
No, you're stupid.
>every time I google an actress' name, google's top suggestion is "feet"
thanks Sup Forums
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about gagh, and cakes a lot and a lot of cakes
>COMPUTER DEPLOY MANUAL STEERING COLUMN
They don't call him Jonathan "Two Cakes" Frakes for nothing!
>Shove it down the Son'as throat
Computer deploy manual steering column
>Shove it down the Son'as throat
>Computer deploy manual steering column
Shove it down the Son'as throat
>Computer deploy manual steering column
Shove it down the Son'as throat
>Computer deploy manual steering column
Shove it down the Son'as throat
>Computer deploy manual steering column
Shove it down the Son'as throat
>Computer deploy manual steering column
Shove it down the Son'as throat
>Computer deploy manual steering column
he genuinely didn't
t. Eats stale as fuck donuts
Name me ONE (1) TNG episode
No spine. He could have stood up for his employee.
Sub Rosa
Elon Musk
>sits fat ass down on all those console buttons
What did he mean by this?
The Wounded
>take the goddamn picture already, there are TWO CAKES right in front of me
EZ PEAZY
Yesterday's Enterprise
The Dauphin