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Pro tip: don't watch the show if you hate it

can we just start fresh and turn the focus of the show to the other characters on the bridge? maybe some of them aren't despicable cunts?

Do you mean STD?

>DIS-fags confirmed more autistic than STD

It's not DIS. Stop dissing my show.

this. in roddenberry's vision of the future their would be no place for haters

Which Discovery characters are despicable cunts in your opinion?

I'd like it if each season focused on a different crew member. I can't see them focusing on Michael for two. It seems pretty clear that her arc is set to be wrapped up by season's end.

Yeah, their designs are pretty cool, I'd like to have someone except Saru and Tilly to give a shit about.

Here's a question, now that the Security Officer is dead, who will replace her?

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SHUT UP I LIKE BEING ANGRY

Show's name is STD and the main character is a black woman.

Are they deliberately trying to imitate the mirror universe aspects of trek?

Archer's mirror universe counterpart had pictures of former enterprises replaced with different earth weapons

And this captain in this "trek" is obsessed with weaponry

It's just wrong

Can we pleas ignore the STD-tard and his shitty polls?

Can we talk about how the ship did a barrelroll?

So now there's a bitchy gay medic as well as a bitchy gay engineer?

Why does Discovery have such a stereotyped, prejudiced view of homosexuals?

STD onry. Ding Dong bannu for DIS

>4 episodes in
>we're still on klingons

Fuck this semen slurping show, this makes voyager's borg fetish look tame

>/DIS/
uhhh, it's STD (stands for Star Trek Discovery afaik 2bh)

>reddit spacing
>same fagging
It's called DIS.

>put a woman in charge of preparing against a borg attack
>the borg roflstomp their fleet and come this close to assimilating earth
>2 guys and a male android have to clean up the mess

Was TNG /ourshow/?

ITS FUCKING STD

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STD is racist and everybody who uses it needs to go back to Sup Forums

Well, to be fair, it's only been four episodes, and we've really only been on the Discovery for two episodes. Still, yeah, I'm feel like they need to give the other characters their own stories, too.

>CBS assured us that they'd move to an episodic format instead of a house of cards-style season-long arc that takes forever

So we were lied to, right?

Why are STD fags hellbent on derailing threads? Fuck off.

>Unironically getting triggered by abbreviations

hes

How is it racist? The same way sickle cell anemia is racist?

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WE FUCKING VOTED, REPEATEDLY
STD WON EVERY TIME

STD is objectively one of the worst shows of the decade. The plot is bad, the characters are bad, the sets are bad, everything is shit.

>save Picard, save earth
>beome Rikers number 1
>hurrr she failed hurrr

why are you falling for bad bait

i liked the robot chick but then she started speaking and now i hate her

no, we're too busy watching our genius almostvulcan protagonist being always right

we dont like viral marketteers.
at least i am angry about the fact that the board is ocupied by shills.

He's false flagging. He's and STD pusher. Just ignore him.

Because blacks carry STDs at a high rate and they think no one realizes this.

Fuck off, tinfoil-kun. Talk about the show or leave.
>hurr durr me no like
See ya.

>Elon Musk

You must mean STD. Leave the Star Trek generals to the professionals, kid.

>this was (another) mirror universe all along
no, no, that's just too stupid, they won't do it, r-right

Because no one likes paid shills. Stop making these therads shlomo.

It's official

spock's sister ffs

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Nope he meant DIS

DISfag secretly loving this acronym bs as it distracts from having to actually discuss the characters and plot.

No? The pilot was just the battle which was resolved in the pilot, the 3rd ep had Michael joining the crew and the Glenn away mission which was fairly episodic and this ep was "save the mine" which was resolved at the end.

Yeah there are ongoing storylines but the main plots have all been episodic.

Its settled.

>How did the captain leave Michael her telescope when it was on the ship in the graveyard and no one had been there in six months?

>Why did the security officer open a cage with a space tiger in it for no reason?
Why didn't Michael Sue beam the spores in to test her theory?

>Why didnt any Klingons bring the albino a part to fix his cloaking ship in six months after many of them swore loyalty to him?

>Why did the federation leave a mining operation that supplied 40% of their dilithium almost completely undefended?

STD confirmed for the worst writing in trek ever. Worse than TOS. Worse than VOY. Worse than anything. It's probably the worst written scifi show of a major franchise ever, it's probably even worse than Stargate Universe.

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>now the dust has settled
7/10, made me chuckle

these polls were obviously botted

>the sets are bad
bruh wut
you dont think the klingon sets are dope a f?

>Talk about the show or leave.
make me do it faggot

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No one cares about your bitch moaning and complaining

Reminder

Friendly reminder that she did nothing wrong.

Why is everyone so snippy and bitchy and cowardly?

Where's the virtue?

>mfw it's real
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>people getting upset by others calling out the legitimate faults from the show

you know you don't have to take STD's criticisms personally

people on twitch are calling it std

user is right
This thread is without honor!

>Yes, Michael, you've got me cornered, very good, very good
>but did you know I ate your captain and shat out her bones?
>she was a good friend

>twitch
not cannon

unless you're paid to

The spores must flow

All of them except Tilly and Phillipa but she's dead

bullshit

>How did the captain leave Michael her telescope when it was on the ship in the graveyard and no one had been there in six months?
Is it the same one? Was the one on the ship used near the Klingon incident or way before when Michael joined the ship

>Why didn't Michael Sue beam the spores in to test her theory?
This was p dumb.

>Why didnt any Klingons bring the albino a part to fix his cloaking ship in six months after many of them swore loyalty to him?
Maybe he didnt ask to avoid what happened when Voq showed up

AHAHAHAHAHA
DSC FAGS BTFO
STD REIGNS SUPREME!

Call it whatever you want. The generals are going to be named by whoever posts them first. Might as well get used to it.

STD: Dutch angle for no reason

FUNGUS DRIVE! It's some really lame plot from TOS. And you are not good filmmaker if you hide how badly a show is shot by putting an JJ Abrams IG filter over everything.

>Why did the federation leave a mining operation that supplied 40% of their dilithium almost completely undefended?
They didn't though, the Klingons managed to break through their defenses

I have never accused anyone on any board of shilling for anything before, but these STD threads are really concerning.

DSC stands for digital sensor camera anyway

>50% of all homos in this show is a lisping faggot
>the other 50% is a mealy mouthed cunt

Non-homos need to stop writing gay characters

She did what she had to do to fulfill her duty and protect Federation lives. If Burnham wasn't such an incompetent scientist, she wouldn't have needed to push things along.

>STD

>same fagging that hard

The sheer amount of times that they call it STD in that article is truly glorious. I wonder how many people will read it? Probably many more than the number of people here insisting everyone call it DIS/DSC.

I say you should be concerned, it's silly to think this place isn't used for advertising.

I think Dutch angles make sense in space shots. There's no horizon.

idunno any gaybois but it almost seems lkike blackface when you typecast gays like that

Except for, you know, that one time when she was actually wrong? And caused the death of thousands? I don't know why you're trying to spin her into a Mary Sue when most criticism of the character after the premiere was that she was an idiot.

no, I'm sure others feel the same way too

>the Klingons managed to break through their defenses

With 4 birds of prey?

Let me ask you again:

Did the Klingons break through a heavily fortified piece of critical Federation infrastructure...

...with 4 birds of prey?

k faggot retard. Please kill yourself.

nice photoshop

STD has the best special effects, the worst writing, and the worst acronym (STD STD STD)

I find it incredibly patronising but I'm sure yaaaas qween tumblrinas eat it up

thanks :^)

they used the telescope just before the incident to watch the klingon thingie that was disrupting their scanners