So what happened to Western Australia? Why's it split off?

So what happened to Western Australia? Why's it split off?

That's where all the shitposters were banished after the Great Shitpost Wars of Y2K. Ever since they've been forced to use their own Internet, separate from the rest of the world.

It got space nuked. Truly a sad day.

>an Aussie only internet

Its difficult to imagine.

Aussies were so assblasted by their country looking like scooby doo that they begged the US to nuke them, which they kindly obliged to.

I'm pretty sure the continent existed before Scooby Doo.

wrong

Shut the fuck up shaggy a rooby rooby roo

who gives a shit?

Thanks for the (you).

Gem harvesting and preparing the planet for colonization altered the tectonics of the Earth. Putting a fuck huge Cluster deep in the mantle probably didn't help either.

That episode wasn't funny at all. At least Peridot didn't call Rose Quartz a you know what.

A what? A fat bitch?

A meaningless insult among a race of shape shifters.

No, I believe the user means the C-word.

A fat cunt? A cuck?

No, no... geez... the C-word.

Ugggh... clod.

Happy now?

Because they've been wanting to fuck off ever since federation and the faggots finally got around to actually doing it. I say they keep going.

Probably something to do with draining the Earth to birth more gems.

It would have ended up completely destroyed, hence the rebellion.

Emus

Emus man, fuckin' emus finally hit the button.

>Africa is split in half

>yfw outer Mongolia would have a cozy Mediterranean climate

Man, it sure seems like it would be a good idea for humans to build up some defenses against the Gems, even if they have the CGs for protection.

>Christchurch is literally its own island.

Nice.