Super Powers #002 Storytime

Something tells me that Sup Forums is going to get a kick of this issue's ending.

I just have a feeling.

>MEANWHILE

Anyone else hear that booming voice in their head?

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>Let's just say your cousin Kal flew too close to Lex Luthor's Kryptonite fortress!
Oh well that was pretty straightforward, Diana.

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>Zod! ...Wait, hasn't my son killed you?
>More than once, Jor-El!

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Zod and Brainiac, working together? I've got a bad feeling about this...

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Say, I know you! You're from that Grant Morrison story!

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>Even the Flash falls for the disappearing act

Ah, so it's Batgod after all.

Is that how that works? Shouldn't only one of Composite Superman's eyes emit heat vision?

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Uh oh, here it comes...

AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Fun maze!

Promotion!

And that's all, folks! Pick up a copy today!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Fortress of Solitude
>nutrients
what?

THE KEKOLDRY

I am so confused. Why are Jor-El and Lara alive?

I'm trying to remember Jor-El, but Lara was put in the Phantom Zone before Krypton blew up.

I think this is some kind of cartoon continuity?

I was expecting something a little goofier from the Tiny Titans guys, but this is good.

Why is the Fortress of Solitude in the middle of the ocean?

Why does Luthor have a fortress?

>nutrients

Luthor obviously melted the polar icecaps, the diseased madman.

this writing is incoherent

OH SHI-

>Superman is immune to kryptonite gas if he just holds his breath

Damn, for a lighthearted approach to the Justice League and Co. this is really going Deepest Lore

I see Brainiac is stealing Luthor's plans now.

NEXT ISSUE: DIVORCE

Super Bumpers

Well he can't let Superman have all the fortresses, can he? Damn alien.

This is much more continuity heavy than expected.