Cinemassacre's Blade Runner 2049 review

It's out.
I can't believe they were so critical of this one, it makes you wonder whether they actually understood the film or could follow along at all.
youtube.com/watch?v=z2o4QLKxm8k

I already saw RLM review this movie. Persuade me to watch this.

Mike is such a psycho. I unironically think that he's abusing James.

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they have always been megaplebs that only like stupid shit like ninja turtles or whatever. I garuntee, without watching this, that they think blade runner is overated and boring.

That pic is enough to stop me from ever watching those two dumb motherfuckers review anything.

Its interesting hearing how many basic things Mike get wrong, also interesting to hear a counter viewpoint to the hyper praise this film is getting.

>doesn't understand the shining
>doesn't understand donnie darko
>doesn't understand pulp fiction
>people give a shit what this retard says about movies

It doesn't surprise me, neither of them are very intelligent.

BUT WHAT WAS RYAN'S OPINION?

there no way I'm exposing myself to Mike's opinion on purpose . What retarded shit did he say this time? Not close enough to Star Wars for him? He literally said that about Alien Covenant.

whats not to "get" about the shinning?

holy shit is there a time stamp for that? sounds amazingly stupid.

Idk and I'm not watching it again, sry. But it's there in their Covenant review, good luck.

the dopey sticker, room 237, impossible room, the end photo

>A sequel nobody wanted

the fuck?

>youtube took it down

ryan and Mike didnt like the way James was acting in the video. they will train him and make him upload a better version

Damn, probably got copyright striked by youtube, maybe for using some artwork and the system just took it down, Mike and James will probably appeal it and it'll come back.

It never existed. Some dumbass is so bored he decided to waste his time tricking Sup Forums into thinking there was a James Blade Runner review. Fucking pathetic.

It's not copyright, they broke the ToS. Most likely nudity

>It never existed.
Literally says it was removed because of TOS violation.

There's nothing indicating that the video that was removed was on Cinemassacre's channel.

I just watched the review before it got taken down, what are you talking about? They did like a 20 minute review of Blade Runner, which then got taken down for some reason, pretty messed up.

The plot was paper thin and very simplistic. If you thought it was at all hard to follow along to you are fucking retarded.

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It existed and you are a retard.

>Giving a shit what e-celebs think of movies

I dn't know what to believe anymore

Fake. Are you seriously this bored?

>uploaded by Ace

Riled you up enough, didn't I, pumpkin? :)

>believing such obviously fake screenshots

Two idiots who don't know anything other than making bad jokes and playing old overrated video games reviewing a film... Yeah I'll get right on that.

Haha you wish, try again sweetie ;)

Google that link for yourself.

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youtube took it down because at the 10 minute mark some weird homemade porn started playing. It was just some interracial cuckold porn. What's weird is the girl that's getting fucked by a black guy looked a lot of like James wife and the cuck looked like James himself. I guess that's just a coincidence, and the whole thing is just a big mistake on editor's part.

James isn't a cuck guys

I stopped listening to James when he said mortal Kombat movie wasn’t good and the street fighter movie was better. I mean I never seen such a shit opinion on a movie before.

>he likes donnie darko

>wasting your time with e-celebs
Faggot

James is a literal autist who thinks cheesy b-movies from the 30s-50s are the peak of cinema and Mike is a fucking moron. Of course neither of them liked Blade Runner 2049.

>this video has been removed for violating YouTube's Terms of Service
rip

One has Raúl Juliá and one doesn't

>t. rob ager

I mean I don't think to watch a movie just for Raul makes it better. Sure he's the best part but the other parts are shit. MK is way more entertaining and has a big cast of likable actors.

The other one has Christopher Lambert in it.

the black and white ruins the kinography tbhfam

This is getting confusing considering there are two Mikes.

>James' hairline
JUST

Also he got fat.

>This video has been removed for violating YouTube's Terms of Service.

damn i didnt know youtube added a rule that you can't be a pleb

Pleb irl cucks confirmed

>pulp fiction
Don’t lump that trash in with blade runner you cunt

These two are literal special ed retards who know jack shit about movies or anything else really.

>hey, let me tell you what you want
>we run an obscure video-showing site pretty much no one cares about