Official Poster of Star Wars The Last Jedi

Hyped yet?

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When did movies turn into spectacles?

>spoilers were true
Anyone that praises this movie is a bigger brainlet than the TFA fans

I don't understand Kylo's scar AT ALL

They can thank the dead actress for their incoming box office hit because I don't think anyone's going to care otherwise. And despite this it'll do worse than TFA.

Fucking kino

Actually I am pretty hype. This means retards will fuck off away from the good movies to see this drek (My theater gets a limited release film every week)

Now I will always have the theater to myself

Paralel swords again.
What did they mean by this?

Where's the fucking Porg?!?!

black man shoved off to the side, how typical

should be next to the white woman

How come Poe Dameron is on the side with all the evil characters?

goddamn this is gonna be complete shit

Props to the people who made this poster, because its going to be the only good thing about this heap of shit

>Plebs will unironically think this is better sci fi than blade runner

>No Snoke

Have you been living in an alternate dimension or something?

>I don't think anyone's going to care

Star Wars has the largest, most normiest autistic fan base on Earth. I'd be genuinely surprised if it doesn't top TFA especially now that the whole 'Carrie died' thing has pretty much faded from public memory.

Either its a spoiler and Poe turns bad, or whoever designed this poster is a hack and couldn't find anywhere else to put him.

Finn got smaller compared to TFA

>poe turns bad
>a fucking white male

Which ones

.. is that what he looks like without the mask? God these movies suck...

What spoilers?

Remember when they gave Anakin a shitty face scar in attack of the clones for no fucking reason? They've ripped off all the decent things about star wars they're starting to rip off the shitty crap.

sequels grossing more than its predecessor is a very rare thing

every Star Wars trilogy had a huge gross in the first film and then it got progressively smaller, I doubt Disney is expecting TLJ to gross as much as TFA. It will still do $1 billion+ easy though.

he's a small guy

you need to get your eyes checked

Thanks marketer

>Will it make more money than Rogue One?
Absolutely
>Will it make more money than TFA?
No. Sequels make less in general

Hux is alive? Why?

Someone give me a quick rundown on the leaked plot

he IS star wars

/ourfranchise/

>"oh fuck we didn't get enough negroes into our theaters last time. Let's up the pandering!"

A guy finds true love while working at his summer job at a hamburger stand.

Rey was born because the Force is trying to balance itself since Snoke is an ancient Dark Side user that can switch bodies

what time is the trailer?

A man confesses his feelings for his high school crush with sexy results.

I just want to see the fight of the century between BB-8 and BBH8

Didn't we get AT-AT action setpieces in the Star Wars movie that came out less than a year ago? Not only will it feel derivative of the OT but the whole scene will feel lame next to Rogue One's.

A group of young boys go on a camping trip and learn the true meaning of friendship.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

haha, well memed my friends (:

Bladerunner is overrated and the sequel is a cash grab. Get over yourself

where the fuck is snoke and why does luke look like the villain?

>IT'S LITERALLY EPISODE 5

Where's Snoke?

I CLAPPED

I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW THE AT-ATS

AND THE LIGHTSABERS

AND REY

IM CLAPPING

Already forgot Rogue One exists. What a pointless film.

>rey will use luke's lightsaber instead of constructing her own

well that sucks

>Luke is the one who fucked everything up
>Snoke is an ancient proto-Sith that will lead into an Old Republic movie
>Reylo is apparently hinted at

...

But the AT-AT's look idfferent this time around, sot it is different :^)

Apparently the new trailer is full of spoilers
popularmechanics.com/culture/movies/news/a28566/new-last-jedi-trailer-spoilers/

oh look they gave Phasma a stick

she'll definitely not be overshadowed by a random stormtrooper THIS time

>Bladerunner is overrated
It's only liked because of its visuals. The new one looks like it was made by an autistic youtuber with no money.

It's the opposite of a cash grab you mongoloid

TFA GOOD

ROGUE ONE BAAAD

Luke is Snoke

Kylo will cut her hand off and the lightsaber will fall down with it.
She'll have a green one in IX

EEEEEEXXX WINGS

It's time for good posters.....to end
It's ok, but it's missing it's gold flares

They're both the same garbage

Leia dies

OMFG THAT WAS FUCKING AMAZING

HOLY SHIT IM DYING

STAR WARS IS SAVED Sup ForumsROS!!!

ive actually lost all interest in this third trilogy after RO blow TFA's doors off

im personally calling star wars quits after RO/4/5/6

Yeah I am sure the overly long, high budget sequel with only two actions scenes to a well known flop is a cash grab.

Neck yourself.

Yes it was a pointless flick but the action scenes in orbit and on Scariff makes me question why they're even bothering doing HELLA EPIC battle scenes in The Last Jedi. The new one should focus on drama and worldbuilding not AT-ATs and A-Wings.

I CLAPPED WHEN THEY RIPPED OFF THE OT AGAIN

FOR THE THIRD TIME

I CANT STOP CLAPPING AT THESE REFERENCES, I, A STAR WARS FAN, UNDERSTAND

duh

Sorry it was attempt at a cash grab. its just a flop.

Looks like a 12 year old's reimagining of ESB

Actually, I take that back, that's an insult to some of the very creative 12 year old's out there.

>he actually liked Rogue One

Why, though? The characters are flat as fuck and nothing in the movie matters, it's just an extended expository infodump that needlessly overexplains why the Death Star had an exhaust port.

This is the honest and true spoiler list right here

Pretty great poster. Better than TFA. Lot less cluttered. Love Leia front and center.

can't wait to see John Booga's performance in this one

No its gets better!
We get both of them!

youtube.com/watch?v=kznzRgS94vw

this movie sucks

IT BROKE NEW GROUND

Against my better judgement I'm excited, PLEASE DON'T FUCK THIS UP RIAN

>She will be even more powerful than Yoda
I hope this isn't true, cause if it is people will be butthurt.

So... no Knights of Ren? Instead of Kylo's religious order that shot up Luke's school getting fleshed out I am going to have to settle for cheap Snoke bodyguards that look like toys?

It looks like a New Japan tour poster

wtf i cant stop clapping ???

...

It's a great design, BUT DAMN IT I MISS THE PENCILED POSTERS

I'm glad Carrie Fisher is dead so we won't have to see any more of her horrible fucking acting ever again.

She ruined every scene she was in during Ep. 7. Her face looked fucked up and she was slurring her lines and giving off the emotions of a plank of wood.

Fuck her and the stupid fandom she didn't deserve.

where the fuck is this fucking trailer i need my sleep

they're gonna fuck
you just know

>Oscar Isaac
>White

girls_laughing.jpg

I CLAPPED

>not rating by top critics

I like it when people pretend Leia was some stronk woman character. She was trash only popular for kissing her brother and wearing a tasty bikini.

You are not going to like this movie considering they decided to keep evey single scene of hers in the final version.

1977, at the release of the first Star Wars.

That's one ugly chink

>implying Hispanics can't be white

What a mung.

now, you could argue it was at the release of Jaws, but Star Wars and its sequels really created the whole "movie as an event" thing

>oh look a new Phasma action figure
FTFY