What if everyone on Steven Universe was replaced with Steven Hyde?

What if everyone on Steven Universe was replaced with Steven Hyde?

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Literally who.

That 70s Show stoner. Not sure why this is a thread

>Peridot calling Yellow Diamond a dumbass

yes pls.

Get the fuck back to work Rooster, that fence ain't gonna fix itself.

>That 70s Show stoner.
You're going to have to be more specific I would imagine

Then I would try watching it.

He's the grumpy anti-establishment conspiracyfag.

so a trump supporter?

Who eventually became a responsible adult and business owner...much to his chagrin.

Probably became one 40 years down the line

>That 70's Show ended 10 years ago.
Well, damn..

What if Steven was replaced by Red?

Maybe although he's leftist as fuck in the show, and those were more leftist traits at the time.
Also as long as we're getting way off topic it's pretty funny how things went from "Wall Street is affraid of Trump" to "Nasdaq and Dow Jones break records in the wake of Trump's election" and from "no special interests in Washington" to "literally an oil lobby mogul in the government".

(trippy interlude with the characters plays)

INT. STEVENS BASEMENT-DAY

STEVEN, AMETHYST, PEARL, and PERIDOT are sitting around in a circle, smoke hangs in the air.

(laugh track)

STEVEN: Alright, everyone... alright. We need to find a way to defeat the cluster.

AMETHYST: These Chocolate Clusters? (munches loudly), I'd say mission accomplished.

(laugh track)

PEARL: You know Steven, we could- (begins to stare at nose) HOLY CRAP, has anyone noticed how big my nose is?!

(laugh track)

DUDE
*SEVEN MINUTE LAUGH TRACK*
WEED
*12 MINUTE OOOOOOOOOOOO AFTER A KISS*
LMAO
*AUDIENCE ALL DIE FROM LAUGHTER AFTER FEZ SAYS AN UNFUNNY LINE IN ACCENT*

AMETHYST: Pearl, that's the only real thing noticeable about you.

(laugh track)(PEARL shoots her a dirty look)

PERIDOT: Why don't we just drill to it?

STEVEN: Drill?

PERIDOT: Yes! In my home-world, most of our issues were taken care of by drilling: repairs, research, the systematic destruction and colonization of other planets..

(laugh track extended) (STEVEN appears uncomfortable)

>being bothered by laugh tracks
God I'm glad I wasn't born in the 2000s

RUBY walks into the circle, sitting down.

RUBY: You won't believe the crap Sapphire is putting me through right now.

PEARL: I think you're confusing believe with care, common mistake.

(laugh track)

RUBY: She's just being a bitch! Like, how am I supposed to deal with being around her all of the time? She just needs to chill out, man.

PERIDOT: Might I suggest drilling her?

(another extended laugh track)

PEARL: Ruby, you need to look at yourself! Maybe you the dumb one! Maybe-(starts giggling) my nose really is huge!

(laugh track)

Pan over to AMETHYST, munching loudly on snacks

(continue laugh track)

STEVEN: GUYS! Did you all forget?! We need to find a way to defeat the Cluster!

>tolerating laugh tracks

Wat

How is this okay?
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Hyde is the least cool "Cool" character of all time

Prove me wrong

Wasn't that the joke?

Well played user, I chuckled.