The Last Rehash

What the fuck is wrong with Disney?
We already saw Hoth, do something else already

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This isn't Hoth you fucking idiot. This is Soth the barren desert planet.

the movies have to make bank
and originality is risky

Whats a rehash? Using vehicles that are in the movies?

X-Wings appear in every single SW film but you don't call them all rehashes do you?

But I see where you come from, let's hope this battle sequence doesn't take up too much time.

Are you retarded? OP isn't say g it's actually Hoth. He saying it's the same fucking scenario repackaged. And you know something, op is right.

>the barren desert planet.
>THE
>Implying we haven't seen a barren desert planet twice before.

Also
this cgi looks terrible

>X-Wings appear in every single SW film
three of them don't have any X-Wings
oh wait you're an OT purist, hang yourself

it's soth and yes i am retarded

The prequels were awful you delusional contrarian.

they were still Star Wars films and are eternally canon, go cry about you turbo autist

3 is at least better than 7

She has to be a palpatine. There's no other explanation

on its own each prequel film is pretty weak

but the universe they created shits all over TFA which looked like a Disney original John Carter movie

CG in trailers often isn't final. They have plenty of time.

An old meme I haven't used in many years gets taken out of the attic

It isn't, though. The romance is still a huge fucking plot tumor, the script and acting falls hilariously flat in the most plot critical moments (PIC FUCKING RELATED) and Anakin's fall is a completely botched, rushed plotline because the movie spends the first hour and a half chasing after a coughing robot. It relies on CGI overindulgence, edgy murder and forced melodrama to get any kind of reaction out of the audience.

TFA has competent acting and a good script, even if it's a bit derivative. And no, Rey beating Kylo not matching up with your powerlevel headcanon is not valid criticism of the narrative.

What's the point of having AT-AT's walk on their knuckles like gorillas? Gorillas only walk like that because they're capable of being bipedal. Can these AT-AT's stand up on their hindlegs too?

I'm First Order

How many tickets are you guys buying!?!?!?

>Empire Strikes Back
In the 2nd movie, the empire invades the barren world of Hoth to attack the rebel base into the side of the mountain with a big open hangar. The rebels send airspeeders out to fight imperial AT-AT's on a big white open plain

>Last Jedi
In the 2nd movie, the empire invades the barren world of ___ to attack the rebel base into the side of the mountain with a big open hangar. The rebels send airspeeders out to fight imperial AT-AT's on a big white open plain

>It relies on CGI overindulgence
did you not see the Ep VIII trailer?
You can't still hold this against the PT and still defend the ST

>but the universe they created shits all over TFA which looked like a Disney original John Carter movie
Okay. I agree, but we're not even two movies into the Sequel Trilogy let's just wait.

why do they look like they are walking on knuckles like gorillas?

>it's okay when Blade Runner does it

>edgy murder and forced melodrama to get any kind of reaction out of the audience.
Literally Han solo's death
>competent acting
Rey is a joke, Harrison phoned in his performance, and the totally not a nazi general was trying way to hard. At least Oscar Issac and the dude that plays Finn are good.
>good script
it is nearly a 1:1 of a new hope. At least the prequels tried something new.
>Rey beating Kylo not matching up with your powerlevel headcanon is not valid criticism of the narrative.
Explain in a logical way how a extremely poor girl who lived on a desert planet with no training in anything whatsoever has the ability to fly a space ship in tight corners, know more about a ship than its own fucking pilot, can use a fucking JEDI MIND TRICK, and beat a trained sith apprentice.

The AT-ATs lacked diversity.

>why do they look like they are walking on knuckles like gorillas?
Because they are going to make them stand up when they get towards the cliff. On their hind legs. It's pretty retarded

It's for the surprising moment when they climb over that cliff in front of them.

>the original AT-ATs are there alongside them
Is every fucking thing in this new trilogy just going to be a bigger and "better" version of things in the originals?

I have always wanted to see AT-ATs with Giant Lasers on their back

>when I found you I saw RAAAAAAAAAAAAW untamed power
Who the fuck talks like that?

Is this the actual movie or a cutscene from the next battlefront game.

what i thought you guys liked CGI?

Trailer made it seem like the next movie is going to be on the deserted island or action scenes, just heavy drama stuff.

Wonder if they'll have time to worldbuild. Maz's Cantina seems like the best they can do when the plot is so heavy in these movies, and in that they made a point not to include a single familiar SW alien.

Isn't TLJ done eidting?

>do something else already

It's Disney, bud

The movie won't be finished until the day it releases.

Using the same story, bUt DiFfErEnT.

This is NOT Echo Base
I repeat
This is NOT Echo Base

Obvious deflection is obvious.

This is Hoth after all the ice melted. The Wampa's found the tech the Rebels left behind. That jump started an industrial revolution, and all the CO2 caused a greenhouse effect melting the ice.

If they ride one of those things I fucking swear

Shitty CG with more stuff in the image is still shitty CG.

The prequel trilogy and Disney rehashes both suck, so how is being an OT purist a bad thing again

This fucking dumbass stupid fucking "criticism" again.
Motherfucker, Star Wars is about an Empire vs. a Rebellion. A military battle. If you want to assault an enemy strong hold you get in your giant armoured robots and march at it and siege the fucking place.
This is what battles are, scifi barely changes that.

>Motherfucker, Star Wars is about an Empire vs. a Rebellion
This is as dumb as saying Star Trek is about space drama and war.

>Literally Han solo's death
Han dying trying to redeem his son =/= Anakin KILLING YOUNGLINGS and strangling his wife because this is a serious and deep and serious movie guys for real

>Rey is a joke, Harrison phoned in his performance, and the totally not a nazi general was trying way to hard. At least Oscar Issac and the dude that plays Finn are good.

Rey is fine. Seriously, you're probably just mad she's a girl lmao. Her introduction is one of the most kino scenes in all of Star Wars, where we learn so much about her with no dialogue and Ridley conveys Rey's emotions, hopes and dreams all through facial expressions. It's good stuff. Harrison Ford didn't phone it in, you want to see him phone it in, go watch Ender's Game of Indy 4. He was so happy they finally killed Han he actually gave a shit in this one.

and if you didn't understand that Hux is intentionally written to be a prissy armchair general who's trying way too hard to be a good Nazi to the point he looks pathetic (basically Sup Forums) then you might just be a brainlet.

>it is nearly a 1:1 of a new hope. At least the prequels tried something new.

Script isn't plot, you fucking idiot. Sharing a vague plot outline with ANH does not mean what the characters say to each other and the flow of dialogue alongside the scene directions are the same

>Powerlevel bullshit based on prequel and EU logic

not even worth rebutting.

>Star Wars is about an Empire vs. a Rebellion
Star Wars is about combining Pulp Sci Fi with Fantasy, it never was about a specific setting

Will they ever do anything original with the star wars IP again?

>kino

i got hype as fuck when I saw this part actually

>phasmammu... i've come to bargain

Poe's little speech was nice too

Their idea of original is non white male characters. Everything, literally everything else is secondary to Disney. Kathleen Kennedy is a misandrist.

After rey passes out from heat exhaustion Finn cuts open one of these with her lightsaber and stuffs her inside because they are cold on the inside

>Rey is fine
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaha
Rey is pure shit

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You can't see you're being trolled? jesus christ.

They made so much money last time and have so much hype that they could do fucking anything with the franchise now and still come out on top, this is pathetic.

This. Star Wars is the Beyonce of movies. People will hurt their family members to be able to see it regardless of how good it is.

TAKE IT BACK!

It's like the Hoth battle but even BIGGER and more EPIC

>Han dying trying to redeem his son
is that what he was doing? I couldn't really tell because he was PHONING IT IN
>Rey is fine. Seriously, you're probably just mad she's a girl lmao
her range of emotions are confused look, serious look, and confused serious look. she is the worst part about the whole movie.
>where we learn so much about her with no dialogue
we know literally nothing about her character beside her being a scrap hunter and that her parents left her.
>vague plot outline
lol no. it even has the fucking cantina scene. Not to mention most of the "dialogue" is shitty quips.
>not even worth rebutting
because you have no argument?
>(basically Sup Forums)
oh I see exactly why you like the new trilogy so much now.

>TFA makes a billion and change
>R1 makes less than half that

I hope that this nustarwars nostalgiashit burns out
But we're probably destined for at least three more films

Cool as fuck if true desu desu

reads like a robot chicken skit

jesus christ, it's going to be Empire scene by scene with the only change being Rey and Kylo's story.

Indeed, there were 4 AT-AT's at Hoth in ESB. Here, there are 8. Exactly double. TWICE as big!

theres nothing wrong with disney

blame the millions of people who eat this shit up. star wars is and always was trash but as long as people give them their wellfare money they will keep milking the dead cow

TFA made $2 billion. Rogue One made just over $1 billion.

TLJ won't make as much as TFA did (no star wars sequel has ever matched the gross of the first installment of the trilogy) but it'll probably gross somewhere between $1-1.5 billion easy. Of course, Sup Forums will pretend it's a flop no matter what.

is there porn yet?

Creatively everything Disney's made for nearly 20 years has been a flop
Financially however they've his that sweetspot of being exactly what the consumer wants and expects

MORE STUFF
MORE BIGGER STUFF

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>Abrams: "Dude! What if we like, just like take everything from the original, and like... just make it even bigger!"
Such a hack.

but isnt this exactly what people want?

Sup Forums of all places shouldnt pretend to not have utter shittaste

Answer pls

>and originality is risky

you mean like ANH was risky in it's prime? Lucas made his career taking risks constantly. Fuck marketing safety. Fuck it hard. This is the biggest movie franchise ever. TFA was utter shit and still made billions.

These spineless marketers are ruining Hollywood with this constantly safe approach, and this goes much beyond disney. Nowadays for every studio all is about selling a product and ROI. No balls anywhere to be found, no one is taking a chance with anything. Not a glimpse of artistic endeavor to be found anywhere in Hollywood. No wonder Netflix and cable are beating studios at their own game.

Every movie are more of the same formula, every trailer is the same, every poster is the same. Not even with the safest IP in the world with the biggest fan base in the world can they take a chance? It's truly sad to see it all become plastic without any substance or soul. The OT took risks and had soul, but this? this isn't even worthy of a pirate download from what I can see. It's dying right before our eyes. oh it will make billions like always but it's soul is already dead and gone.

yes, it's what people wanted. People want quips, nostalgia, and szechuan sauce. It's why BR2049 bombed

Planet of the Mechanical Apes

They've learned how to appeal to chinese pod people who will mindlessly devour any movie garbage put in front of them.

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>tfw I actually saw someone bitching about how "They're making new vehicles just to sell toys" and "What the hell was wrong with the old ones"

just gas yourself you kike apologist

That part of the trailer made me angry. Her face is obnoxious.

Only two, in fact

Speaking for myself, I really didn't need a star wars sequel.

I would have had no problems with Star Wars doing a last hurrah with official unspecialized final cuts of the OT and then living on as filler novels for aspies too stunted to have moved on to more complex fare like Star Trek.

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what alphabet do you use?

>more complex fare like Star Trek.
Spoken like somebody who hasn't watched Star Trek.

>Explain in a logical way how a extremely poor girl who lived on a desert planet with no training in anything whatsoever has the ability to fly a space ship in tight corners, know more about a ship than its own fucking pilot, can use a fucking JEDI MIND TRICK, and beat a trained sith apprentice.

It's because of the force tree user, didn't you read the memo?

Yeah, it's not REALLY an X-Wing in the same way Jango Fett isn't REALLY Boba Fett.

But they're clearly meant to capitalize on the memories of shit from the OT

I have always wanted to see AT-ATs with laser canons on their backs and that one scene where Ben Solo extendes his hand to Rey is like that on scene "join me together we can stop wars lol"

Kathleen Kennedy rocks!

they clearly are running inside the base. Just saying.

Compared to Star Wars Star Trek is a bit more complex. Think of it like Star Trek is lego and Star Wars is duplo blocks.

>memes instead of arguments
classic Disney shill

Not him but at least these are different, instead of the repainted X-wings in 7

Ice Kiki and Space Puffin will really be popular with girls just like groundbreaking animated series "Forces of Destiny" has

I keep watching Forces for Destiny hoping the Margaret Cho character "Rose" shows up.

Why the fuck are they dragging their knuckles? Seriously, why?

>saying the prequels were aweful
>rotj exists

Kys ot purists are completely incapable of comprehending the greatness of the prequels.

Either that or she's related to kylo