Character uses walkie talkie to get help

>Character uses walkie talkie to get help
>*static*

>

>walkie talkie

You don't call it that?

>yet another frog thread

>*PSSSSSSSSSHH*OH GOD*SSSSSSHHHHHHHHH*VERYWHER*SSSSSHHHHHHHHH*AAAAAAUGHGUHG*silence*

>boom box

>mad at frogs

post more frogposts goddamnit it's the only thing that keeps me from ending it

end it now

no u

>Door bell rings
>Person who rung the door bell starts pounding on the door literally 3 seconds after they ring the bell

how could ANYONE get to the door that quickly? Talk about rude

>character says that they have a plan
*transitions to next scene*

>phone rings
>"Talk to me"
>"Yeah. Got it."
>hangs up without saying goodbye

>historical drama
>oy govna, where's that caesar bloke? ima give that old bugger the business end of me pokey poke"

>industrial scene
>people arc welding in the open with bystanders and the main characters not using any UV protection
>they don't get flash burns

>Because I'm queer. I'm gay. I'm homosexual. I'm a poof, I'm a poofter, I'm a ponce. I'm a bumboy, baddieboy, backside artist, bugger. I'm bent. I am that arsebandit. I lift those shirts. I'm a faggot-ass, fudge-packing, shit-stabbing uphill gardener. I dine at the downstairs restaurant, I dance at the other end of the ballroom. I'm Moses and the parting of the red cheeks. I fuck and I am fucked. I suck and I am sucked. I rim them and wank them, and every single man's had the fucking time of his life.

>character spends entire day being lazy on the couch watching tv
>is fully dressed
>has shoes on

>character wakes up
>gets out of bed
>has shoes on

>character is in the shower
>gets out
>has shoes on

Do Americans really do this?

> HERE'S WHAT WE DO
> character cups their hand around another character's ear and whispers
> *psss psss psss psss psss
> AND THEN
> *psss pss psss psss

>they're actually just saying "pss pss pss pss"

Easter?

>well, if it isn't the cities most reckless detective. You did a nice job of bringing down that badge circuit. But did you have to shoot up your partner so bad?

>you tell me chief, someone's gotta do a job around here.

>that's it! You're off the case! I'm handing procedures over to Simmons.

>Simmons... that son of a bitch. He got 45k worth of my antiques destroyed back in 98. I would have taken a bullet for that Victorian diner set!

>say what you will. The DA will have my gun for this. Now hand over your arse.

>AND YOUR OTHER ARSE.

Only if you pass out drunk as fuck. If someone is just going to be lazy all day they will wear shorts or sweatpants.

Don't rip on Shakespeare. Dude did the best he could with what he had

>Horror Movie
>killer on the loose and everyone on edge
>camera creeps behind person
>hand grabs them out of dead silence
>screams
>its side character from 5 minutes ago

lek

>japanese movie
>new transfer student is a shy girl
>gets to seat beside most popular boy in class

>character is living a normal life
>character is happy

>movie set in future
>Chinese logograms on everything

>character makes a phone call
>other guy immediately picks is up and they start talking

>japanese movie
>all girls school
>awkward loser guy accidentally gets transferred there

>he becomes a main character

>scene takes place in Mexico

*gets pregnant with a half breed*