APOLOGIZE

APOLOGIZE

this shit is so fucking stupid

"I have the penis now!!"

*Luke shudders with fear*

"Her phallic powers are even... greater than mine!"

Luke’s a queer tho

She's The Oner!

So does anyone else notice this is the whole plot line of The Empire Strikes Back. Pretty much, they are re-doing the original trilogy.

>im perfect at fucking everything
>TRAIN ME

It's The Empire Strikes back repurposed as a crude feminist parable. But one should have expected exactly that.

Her dedication to the role is admirable.

looks like trash

Celebrate your independence not to watch shitty fucking movies

looks as bad a youtube fan video

i thought it was fake
especially with the first voice over
>RAAAW

>""""light"""" saber breaking things without touching

just call it a heavy saber then stupid

>YOU'RE THE BEST
>AROUND

>trying this hard to hate a flick that'll already be really shitty
Sometimes, you autistic fucks have to not kick shit when it's down. This is why women don't have sex with you idiots.

I do get laid, you dork.

>muh goddess within

>Finally after all these years you have truly become The Last Jedi
Jesus...

>A New Hope-Lightsaber looks like a really white blue
>Empire through Force Awakens-Lightsaber looks regular blue
>Last Jedi-Lightsaber looks like a really white blue again
Is Anakin's lightsaber color the biggest mystery in movie history?

>This is why women don't have sex with you idiots.
But I'm female user, I can say whatever the fuck I want. If I say that movie is shit, I'm saying that movie is shit. I don't give a fuck what you think.

Also you sound like a wanna be chad faggot and I wouldn't let you anywhere near me

as a long time Star Wars fan, i'm pretty sure someone owes ME an apology

Like watching a car accident victims getting rehab, but at least is more than what you can expect from Emilia Clark

>LARPing as a woman
for what purpose?

>I'm female
And I'm Donald Trump

I actually liked the Force Awakens but this has the same rotten, cancerous stink of cape shit. I fucking despise cape shit.

I truly hope it’s just the trailer because I’m not a cynical cunt like the rest of you and really do want to enjoy the film.

DEGOBAH
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Yes.

since when did you need the force to swing a lightsaber?

Post strong female characters in Star Wars that are actually good, I'll start:
>Ahsoka
>Padme
>Bastila
>Jyn
>Leia
>Shaak Ti

P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-please let me sniff your vagina

Since Knights of the Old Republic

Tits or gtfo

this is why you have 2x4s as actresses now. crossfit was a mistake

The weird coloring in the 1997 special edition made it look slightly green, too. I remember getting into some pretty heated arguments with people during recess about whether Luke's lightsaber in ANH was blue or green.

I'm honestly still surprised that there's zero sperg rage over TFA changing how the lightsaber turns on. Rey and Finn both turn it on with a button near the top; in the earlier movies, Luke was using that big switch halfway down the grip.

Sorry i dont like fat feminazi pussys

...

" this raw power "

Yodas daughter confirmed :^)

fuck this hot garbage. enjoy your slop.

ok but when do we get more of that trainwreck of a han solo movie

She finally masters Earthbending?

duh-doy