Is this the best quote in cinema history?

Is this the best quote in cinema history?

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not that one

That's from the comic, so it doesn't count.

A good quote, though.

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What does it mean? that motherly love is the most pure and powerful kind of love?

Yes it has stuck with me for a long time, and its so true.

You know that the writer knew it was true.

Mothers give you life.
Mothers give you love.
Mothers give you food.
Mothers give you knowledge.
Mothers give you (insert everything else)

And when you're a child, mothers are like magical beings and nobody else matters

*blocks your path*

>have ever danced on the pale moon with the devil?

Right franchise, wrong movie.

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Jesus man.

t. Numale with a single mother

I don't get it

t. faggot that used to shower with his father and look up upon his dads large hanging dick wishing his was that big


Father is the name of Gaylord on the lips and hearts of all little faggot daddy's boys

I don't remember Sting cutting that promo, maybe he'd have drawn a dime if he did

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>tfw I showered with my father but I love my mother

>DADDY is the name of Gaylord on the lips and hearts of all little faggot daddy's boys

fixed

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What is "Oedipus Complex," Alex.

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minecraft reference?

>Oedipus Complex

Oedipus Complex probably occurs in children when their father is a piece of garbage that controls how much interaction the mother gives the son. And how dominant the father is towards the mother, making the son feel extreme sympathy for her and not like the father much

Kek

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You can't help notice how much mothers are worshipped in cinema once you start paying attention to it.

That was easily the funniest movie we had ever seen.
Like my brother and I were watching it and we could not stop laughing. Like there was a string of comedic scenes 1 after the next.
> Pimp marrying the devil and a whore
> Bad guys showing how evil they are by eating 'deviled eggs'
> Half naked indian dancing around Edward Furlong

God it is so stupid.

*licks tootsie pop exactly 666 times*
*bad to the bone starts playing*

I dont get it.

I dunno, Im guessing he's the messenger or something

If I had a nickel for every cigarette your mom smoked, I'd be dead.

>showing with your parent

these words mean nothing so no it isnt the best quote

this guy said best quote

youtube.com/watch?v=eNZsWIzEhP4

thx

no

Thats a toy.
SOUCE: darth vader is beating off in the background.

Having toys is degenerate

nooooooo it is not.

jesus christ user
>Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

there's a cadence to it.

it is de-gene-erate.

Yeah blew it

i drive

IMO the greatest line in cinematic history:

"theyre eating her! And then they're going to eat me! OHHHH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDD!!!"

mothers dont give me sex

Children dont need that, pervert

AAAoooooooooo

Based.

I was going to berate you for claiming that reddit ass meme was the greatest, but it really is gold.

I would put it in a seperate category of "greatest SCHLOCK lines"

wtf i love both my mom and dad equally

and i didn't shower with my daddy, he only bathed me while he himself was fully clothed, you sick fuck

No, this is.

I liked "Victims. Aren't we all?" better.

>Not "He's killing me!"

youtube.com/watch?v=MP2srO7RpeM

>tfw mom walked out 5 months after I was born and only seen her a handful of times since

Sorry my man, you can adopt a new mommy and fuck her though

No, the best line is cinema history is:
"Don't do it, Jimmy".

They made a movie about that if it can help you to avoid your inevitable hate for women.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atomised_(film)

Track her down, she won't recognise you now.

Then fuck her. Fuck her again. Fuck her until you've had every hole. Then produce... your birth certificate.

"This is from Mathilda"
*boom*

You're gonna look pretty funny eating corn on the cob with no fucking teeth.

>i used to fuck guys like you in prison.
I've always thought this was a great line to used to intimidate someone.

>I used to get pounded in the butt in prison

No.
t. first words were dada

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BANE?

good taste.

You need to punish every single women you encounter. Make them suffer. Godspeed user.

Private Teacher (1983) - Director: Gary Graver (as Robert McCallum)
Its got a 7.0 on IMDB. Thanks, I'll be checking this out.

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