Will Bigger Luke be in The Last Jedi?

Will Bigger Luke be in The Last Jedi?

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this cant be real

wtf? really SW freaks, bigger luke, luuuke, luuuuke the fuck

>le daring synthesis xd

If only science found a way to harness the power of that autism, the world would never feel cold again

>past a certain age, a man without a girlfriend can be a bad thing

>Luke, quick Luke, wake up! I almost forgot to tell you, do you know about chairs, Luke?
>Chairs were pieces of furniture humanoids could sit in or on (depending on the type of the chair). Chairs came in many shapes and styles, and chairs that could hover also existed. Chairs were common household items throughout the galaxy.
>AppearancesEdit
>Wiki-shrinkable This list is incomplete. You can help Wookieepedia by expanding it.
>◾Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace
>◾Star Wars: Episode II Attack of the Clones
>◾Jedi of the Republic—Mace Windu, Part I
>◾Star Wars: The Clone Wars TV series
>◾Catalyst: A Rogue One Novel
>◾Forces of Destiny: Daring Adventures: Volume 1
>◾Dark Disciple
>◾Star Wars: Episode III Revenge of the Sith
>◾SWInsider "Orientation"—Star Wars Insider 157 (Mentioned only)
>◾Lords of the Sith
>◾Tarkin
>◾Thrawn
>◾A New Dawn
>◾Lost Stars (webcomic)
>◾Battlefront: Twilight Company
>◾Rebels-mini-logo Star Wars Rebels – "Rebel Resolve"
>◾Battle to the End
>◾Leia, Princess of Alderaan
>◾Rogue One: A Star Wars Story novelization
>◾Star Wars: Rogue One: A Junior Novel
>◾Star Wars: Episode IV A New Hope (First appearance)
>◾A New Hope: The Princess, the Scoundrel, and the Farm Boy
>◾"Time of Death"—From a Certain Point of View
>◾Battlefront II: Inferno Squad
>(cont.)

jesus, it's true, all of this. Bigger Luke, Chairs. Wookipedia is pure autism

>◾Heir to the Jedi
>◾Doctor Aphra 9: The Enormous Profit, Part I
>◾Doctor Aphra 10: The Enormous Profit, Part II
>◾Doctor Aphra 11: The Enormous Profit, Part III
>◾Doctor Aphra 12: The Enormous Profit, Part IV
>◾Star Wars: Episode V The Empire Strikes Back
>◾Star Wars: Episode VI Return of the Jedi
>◾Aftermath
>◾Aftermath: Life Debt
>◾Aftermath: Empire's End
>◾Bloodline
>◾Phasma
>◾"The Perfect Weapon"
>◾"All Creatures Great and Small"—Tales from a Galaxy Far, Far Away: Aliens: Volume I
>◾"True Love"—Tales from a Galaxy Far, Far Away: Aliens: Volume I
>◾Poe Dameron 18: War Stories, Part II
>◾Poe Dameron 19: War Stories, Part III
>◾Star Wars: The Force Awakens novelization
>◾Star Wars: The Force Awakens: A Junior Novel
>◾Star Wars: The Force Awakens Graphic Novel Adaptation
>◾Captain Phasma, Part III

Its tongue in cheek bra, the fact you can't tell its just fooling around makes you the autist.

Like, 35... right?

heh, you think that if it gives you comfort
this is transcribed under "Legends"

>Breasts were the mammary glands of mammalian species and some reptomammals, and were normally a distinguishing feature of the female of the species. Males did have breasts, but they were far less developed than their female counterparts due to the sexual dimorphism.
>As male individuals were not biologically meant to nurse their offsprings, they sported much smaller breasts and produced no milk. Mandalore the Lesser (then a gladiator),[9] Aron Peacebringer (a planetary leader)[10], and Anakin Skywalker (in certain circumstances, such as on Nelvaan) would freely exhibit them. The males in primitive cultures would also go barechested in their young adulthood and childhood, such as the Nelvaanians.[11] Also, males would go barechested to allow freedom of mobility or body temperature, as exhibited by the Whiphid Jedi Master K'Kruhk,[12] Galen Marek while on Felucia,[13], the Korun leader Kar Vastor on Haruun Kal,[14] or Ki-Adi-Mundi when training in his youth.[15] Some males, such as Anakin Skywalker[16] and Corran Horn would also sleep barechested for comfort, though it should be noted that Horn undressed completely to sleep as opposed to simply going barechested
>Appearances.
>◾Dawn of the Jedi: Into the Void
>◾Star Wars: The Old Republic (Mentioned only)
>◾Darth Plagueis
>◾Cloak of Deception
>◾Star Wars: The Clone Wars film
>◾Star Wars: The Clone Wars (TV series)
>◾Yoda: Dark Rendezvous
>◾Star Wars: Episode IV A New Hope (First appearance)
>◾SWG logo sm Star Wars Galaxies: An Empire Divided
>◾Payback: The Tale of Dengar
>the list goes on

Why is "hamill wore lifts in those scenes" not a theory?

Too logical

How do they know it's a bigger Luke and not a smaller Han?

this is the most autistic thing I've ever read

I doubt that.

>including Bigger Luke
>not including Luuke, Luuuke or Luuuuke

>Males did have breasts
>Mandalore the Lesser (then a gladiator),[9] Aron Peacebringer (a planetary leader)[10], and Anakin Skywalker (in certain circumstances, such as on Nelvaan) would freely exhibit them.
This wiki is a goldmine.

>tongue in cheek bra
Like bikini?

Caspere knew this

>Anakin Skywalker (in certain circumstances, such as on Nelvaan)
w-what

My god, thanks for the keks

What ever happened to the Emperor Palpatine Surgical Reconstruction Center (EmPalSuRecon)?

all nerds should hang

Someone is asking the REAL questions