PICK MY SEAT Sup Forums!

Going to see Happy Death Day on the 13th!
Pick my seat

because fuck you

Shower seats

One of those seats in the middle of G, between the two groups.

Make them squirm.

subtle

>my seat
How many people are you going with?

Thought that flick was straight to VOD
Next to the guy on F.

>SHOWER
OK that's a bit too much effort there

Probably 3 if you count his anvil and falcon

>maining a low tier in 2017
baka desu senpai

>best shower view in the house

>"fuck you"

ye offscreen, terribly close to wall. fucked view and sounds expirience

But you can check out the ladies in the shower

why they have to be ladies? maybe old and fat men too?

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>mfw some old dude starts taking a shower during the movie

Thats the absolute WORST

>starring israel broussard

he's handsome hot! will his character die? if he dies, will NOT watch movie.

what's a shower seat?

and is "box seat" another way of saying "available seat"?

In america, most theatres have showers built in.
Although most people use them less so for bathing, but for hooking up with hotties they sat next to in the theatre.

I wish they would actually start fining people who don't wear shower shoes.

Also handy for when the shooter gets carried away and goes on a total rampage.

I like to wear flippers my self.

>mfw i will relentlessly die never knowing what shower seat relentlessly means

Those idiots always forget to shoot up the showers

Nothing wrong with that, as long as it keeps your bare feet off the floor.

Why are there showers in the cinema? Is this some American thing?

Then why are amerifats still so smelly all the time?

They're fancier elevated recliner seats I believe, like a gold class ticket.

FOR THE LOVE OF CAT I BEG YOU PLEASE TELL ME WHAT SHOWER SEAT MEANS

Mining popcorn is hard work

Not much need for a manlet pit, showers are the new feature.

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yeah, who wants to sit in a fucking leather seat for three hours and then drive home? there's showers in the bathrooms so you can rinse

>mfw when people start fucking in the showers during the movie

I was the one who originally posted this before the shower addition. I actually got a box seat instead directly in the middle. From what I gather the absolute back of the normal seats would be best

>tfw its only gay guys

kill yourself my man

It means lurk for 2 years before posting

A meme tied to kinoplex stories.

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i will relentlessly do what i relentlessly want

thank you, user. i now vaguely remember this. Sup Forums has relentlessly damaged my memory.

damn you Sup Forums you have relentlessly damaged me in so many ways and in so many levels.

>creepy 50 Cent music plays

You can pick single seats? In my theater the minimum selection is double. They don't think anyone goes tot he movies alone.