Just learned I'm Native American

So my whole life I thought I was white, since my dad is 100% Polish and my mom was adopted, so we never knew what she was.

Turns out she finally got in contact with her birth family. She's only 25% Native but since we have a maternal linage back to the Iroquois Tribe, we're 100% in the eyes of the law.

I got my ID and certification letter recently.

I also get my PMI subsidized on my first home, about $100 bucks a month from the tribe's tax-free profits, and I qualify for Affirmative Action. Oh an $20 a financial quarter from the state of NY.

So what else should I do with my new-found minority status? I already completed and graduated college. And I just bought a house with no PMI.

Openly preach for Trump and call anyone that disagrees with you racist,

i dunno. just go around blowing liberal faggots the fuck out. Then when they try to pull the white male card on you, you pull out your literal Indian card.

Fuck off Casino fucker government cheese suicide alcoholic fucker. What did you expect in here?

this

Native women are worthless whores.

Fight against the Dakota access pipeline and make your ancestors proud.

Use that $100 a month to get drunk off of cheap alcohol, then roam the streets and complain about how white women are the devil.

open a casino that caters to black people. that way you make them poorer kek

That decent I guess OP. I'm the opposite. Not a lick of native in me but I look pretty racial ambiguous so if I'm ever near a reserve I go to their store and pretend I forgot my status card and still get a discount.

This dude! Use your newfound red privilege to speak up for those of us without it.

Hahahahaha! Butthurt much?

>Iroquois Tribe
One of the better groups of injuns, too bad they fell when the French and the English fought each other up here.

I already supported Trump. If I tell people that I'm white no matter what in their eyes.

Although my favorite is asking them their position on the Redskins name, then taking the opposite side 'as a Native American' and watching them get awkward.

Generic retard.
Politicial idology has no skin color.
GB2SF
>Go Back To Storm Front

Claim you're trans-white, then set up white-only safe spaces.

Go to your reservation and clean up the trash and get them off the drugs

dont worry mate you are prob whiter than most in America

I really, really should go to a Hillary rally or something with my actual, real NA ID card and just fucking throw it in everyone's face.

I just know they'll claim its fake, because I really DO look like a white guy.

Go to the most liberal college you can for all four years

Major in political science/anthropology/feminist studies or whatever of the humanities you can get into in order to cause maximum butthurt

Go full white nationalist, redpill the masses, actively confront the marxists

Pull out your ID, talk about your "native american heritage", the racism you've felt at the hands of niggers, kikes, spics, etc.

The university will have to keep you around because you're a token minority and the presses will have a field day if you're expelled for expressing your valuable opinions in class. Then you can get media buzz, write a book about your experiences, and make a living off of making people assblasted.

Yooo nigga come chill at my crib I got that purp listerine and shit

Please do this. Do this so hard it hurts after 4 hours.

Make America Native again

That won't work. They'll just brand him the Native American version of the "Uncle Tom" like they did to Clarence Thomas and most minorities will continue to vote liberal.

>Be completely pale
>1/4 black and immigrant to USA
>The liberal butthurt when I pull my cards out

There's nothing finer

These ideas are dumb.
Go scalp somebody. Jeez.

You just hit the one genetic lottery that actually pays out like the slot machines you filthy redskins use to steal my hard-earned monies!

If your tribe has stakes in casinos, find out more, you might just be receiving a nice fat yearly check if you pursue it. I've heard of the local tribe whose casinos are in our area where even those with a small fraction of blood lineage get about $3-5k/year, if you've got enough blood in you, that can go up close to 6 figures.

Maybe write Gavin McInness and ask him about his wife and kids and the Ho Chunk payouts they get, I'm sure he's the pro at all of this stuff and would know more about it.

Tell mestizos they aren't Native Americans and to go back to their land South of the border.

Open a casino.

Buy untaxed cigarettes and leave the Rez and sell for that sweet profit.

Go Fishing, and Hunting any time you want. Just carry your Indian papers.

go hunting/fishing without a license, collect beads

Dude I just piss off libcucks with my status.
I am for all intents and purposes white. I even have a full beard and i'm very pale.
My father is German, my mother is Native.
I do not look native on any level.

I've unironically told SJWs to check their privilege and had them blow up with white male comments.
>have a little laminated card in my wallet
Call tumblr bitch a fat fucking whale in front of an entire class room and than go to the principles office and demand to speak to him, where I say she is making offensive comments to me based on race by calling me a caucasian male mysognist.
>she got ISS
man highschool was fun.

Now you must Join your respective tribe and raise them from the ground and instill pride in themselves. Vitalize their Town and prosper.

anyone else in this thread have a card to pull even though they look white? I'm half puetro rican and did a year of school out there, on top of visiting a shit ton of times.

You poor bastard.
Go scalp somebody. Jeez.

A huge part of me feels like I just started some real-life Total War video game on very hard.

How will I raise my people from the ashes and conquer the United States, then the world?

Why do hispanics do this? Is it just so you can apply for AA in college? Puerto Rican isn't a racial category. Some Puerto Ricans are 100% white. How native is your Puerto Rican parent really?