DC Rebirth

>Superman is a Dad

>Batman is a Dad

>Wonder Woman is not a Mom

Why is this Sup Forums?

Do you really want to read a comic about a pregnant Wonder Woman? If DC decides to knock her up, she's gonna have to not do anything in the canon for a year at least.

Because she fights evil doers AND the patriarchy....

I want to whole Justice League to be moms and dads

Dad Hal, Dad Barry, and Dad Aquaman when

Wonder Woman is everyone's mom.
Wally even said checking her out felt weird because of her motherly attitude.

Can Wonder Woman even GET pregnant? She's not of mortal birth herself, she might not even have a functional reproductive system.

The depends if Rebirth WW has the magic clay origin.

She's a Greek themed demi-god. She could probably get a man pregnant if she wanted to.

>If DC decides to knock her up, she's gonna have to not do anything in the canon for a year at least.
I thought that's what alternate dimensions with different rates of passage of time are for?

>Dad Hal
They should bring back his dead brother's daughter, this way they don't need to anchor space Han Solo

But that's my fetish

She just needs a good dose of supersperm.

I'd love to see Helen again, they should definitely do that

>space Han Solo
That seems redundant

For her to be a mom, she'd have to move beyond her origin story for more than a month before the next one is out.

She's been reset more times than than any superhero.

Well her earth 3 counterpart got pregnant but rebirth could have retconned that

Them cop Solo, i dunno

>Dad Aquaman when
Aquaman's been a dad before.
It didn't end well.

>Do you really want to read a comic about a pregnant Wonder Woman?

yeah I meant with a living kid this time

Explains why Supes and Bats are into her.

>Season ending pregnancy

because she needs to be married or in a relationship to have a kid or being raped

I dunno, would Wonder Woman give birth to clay babies? That's all the DC Universe needs, more Clayfaces.

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Both are single fathers and understand how single parent households raise kids poorly.

Can't she just make her own baby out of clay? it worked for her mom

If only Millar got his way.

but Supes isn't a single father

because muh strong independent wimmun who don't need no man.

Superman isn't. Lois is still around.

Hard time finding a fellow golem?

because it's her right to choose! but he has to take responsibility

Well Clayface gave birth to a kid. Maybe Wonder Woman can give birth the same way.
....actually nevermind that.

>Do you really want to read a comic about a pregnant Wonder Woman?

yes?

What did he do wrong to get that body?

Body dismorphia is a thing. A thing that never gets treated. He probably did steroids and other shit he shouldn't have done to his body to get it like that.

>olympic dames
Are you the creator? I know they post on Sup Forums having talked to them here before.

GET YE GONE

Olympic Dames is both the name of the artist's Deviantart account and the comic. So, it probably isn't.

She also browses /d/, funnily enough.

HGH

>Batman is a Dad

Bruce has been a dad since Talia raped him. It's not Rebirth, it's not even New 52.

It'd be fun if they had her give birth threw one of those weird god ways. Like if an enemy split her head open with an axe and a little girl climbed out of it.

>Implying her divine amazon physiology wouldn't let her keep beating the shit out of folks without fear of miscarriage

This seems like the most reasonable outcome, really.

This would be awesome the greek gods had some fucking weird ways to make babies
Would probably be too much if she sewed a fetus to her thigh though

They aren't.

I wouldn't be surprised if she just got pregnant and that's it.

>space Han Solo
like Peter Quill??

>She
WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?

> females raping guys

Which alternate universe run was that

>>Wonder Woman is not a Mom
>Why is this Sup Forums?
She's made of clay.

Because DA PATRIARCHY AN SHIIEEEET

Well she and Trevor are back together now so maybe it'll happen eventually seeing how everyone loves Superdad and Batdad.

The real question is who would her daughter end up with? Damien or Jon?

>Wonder Woman is not a mother
>Wonder why...
>Stumble upon "Dark Knight III - Master Race"
>See wonder-woman and superman's daughter
>She's stupid, annoying and constantly floats/flies around with her legs ALWAYS tucked-in for no fucking reason...
>ohsothatswhy.jpg

Hard to attract mates when you have a fetish for breaking necks.

You say that, but I wouldn't be surprised if there were quite a few guys that would be okay with that as long as she waited until after they came

There is no man worthy to inseminate her

>adoption

That works too

>gets knocked up
>ends up on Hades
>9 months of preggo WW fighting demons to protect her baby
>comes back
>only a few weeks have passed in real world

I would buy it

Is there any way DC could do a story arc involving WW wishing she could have kids and settle down? Or would that be anti-feminist?

>Do you really want to read a comic about a pregnant Wonder Woman?
Yes? Do you NOT?

Also, she could just make a daughter of clay.

The artist behind Olympic Dames, and the original creator until she brought in a writer, is a woman. Is that surprising?

cant be worse than this garbage

They already did

Pre-Crisis Earth 2 Wonder Woman had Lyta and settled down

She doesn't even have a stable and you want her to have a kid?

Why does she need to have a stable?

To put the horses in.

because the Batman and Superman thing is actually based on the Silver Age series "The Super Sons"
No Wonder Woman offspring was included in that one either

It does count as raping the guy if he was on drugs

which was the case here

in that universe Batman had a daughter instead of a son tho

Was it rape?/What did he mean by this?

Why do we assume that Wonder Woman's child would want a horse?

Amazon blood

Point taken.

That anatomy seem funky for some reason.

They planned making some amazon pregnant in Wonder Woman vol 3 and it could well have been Wonder Woman, but we will probably never know because they aborted it in the form of New52.
Pic related WW v3 #29 Origins and Omens.

Well, that's unfortunate.

The dark knight returns series she has two kids. Have at it

Whose kids are they though?

>issue 29

That's far from Flashpoint/New 52, and there was Odyssey too.

to be fair, they did put her on maternity leave.

because pregnant women shouldn't be running around putting themselves at risk. Saying this of course is super sexist and should get me put in a Gulag.

The next writer would just ignore it or retcon it anyway.

>Diana only wanted to have a baby with Tom because her mother wanted a grandchild and she didn't give a shit otherwise

How can anyone defend Gail?

Ehh not this time comrade.
You go to factory.

She's a superhuman. It's fine.

They should just revive the Wonder Tot concept so we can have a canon Wonder Loli now.

You are right. And I forgot Odyssey.
So the idea got aborted even earlier.

Insulin and HGH abuse. Causes the intestines to swell up, giving that horrifying look.

You know the baby would be black, right Sup Forums?

please somebody post the wonderboy art

Sucks having a mom who can force you to tell the truth

>Sucks having a hot milf of a mom who can force you to tell the truth via bondage
Y-yeah...

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Sad thing is that they would make it a girl because there's 2 boys already

>nips are showing while playing bondage with a young boy

didn't she fight in one or both World Wars? she's very old and post-menopausal/barren.

>tfw no shota on shota on shota threesome
Come on DC. Let 2017 be the year of the shotas.

I want Sup Forums to leave