The trailer gets better on the second viewing

The trailer gets better on the second viewing

youtube.com/watch?v=Q0CbN8sfihY

>Snoke is literally Darth Vader
Am I interpreting this right?

>literally rehashing Hoth

I'm officially done with Disney Star Wars until George Lucas is back on.

It's hard to get better than amazeballs but if anyone can do it it would be based disney

Really? Because it had the opposite effect on me.

can someone post the leak

shill as fuck

OMAGAD Mary Sue is in danger!

>sure TFA was a rehash of ANH but there's no way they'll just rehash ESB in the next one!

I was really, really hoping that after using ANH as a sort of springboard to launch the new series on we'd get different movies.

But that was hoping too much. fuck me, maybe James Gunn will eventually make a Star Wars, Guardians is the better sci-fi space opera series, jesus christ.

There's pretty much nothing to indicate the plot has anything in common with ESB.

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>maybe James Gunn will eventually make a Star Wars
How quickly we forget Han Solo

>AT-AT walkers in formation going towards a snow covered base that's an open hanger in a mountainside, with domesticated snow animals outside

it's rehash fuckign garbage and disney can't come up with a new action set piece to save their lives

Theres literally nothing here to make me give a shit about these fanfic characters. Im glad we get another trailer to establish that rey is powerful and has no motivations whatsoever. Also the cgi on those at at sloths looks absolutely terrible. They lack any of the grime you'd expect of being in a desert planet and just look like giant video game renders in what is supposed to be the greatest movie franchise. Thanks disney.

So they'll rehash ROTJ, then take a break with the Episode movies and just make anthology movies for some years, until people start getting tired of that and then reveal their new "trilogy", which will rehash ANH/TFA - ESB/TLJ - ROTJ/IX

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I appreciate the sparsity of nigger in it, thanks.

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>Lord Ren
>I'm Empire

God damn it actually gets worse.

Beautiful numbers.

What were y'all expecting though? I hope it bombs harder than Tomorrowland

> star wars
> bombs

No you aren't.
Wasn't aware that salt and snow were the same thing.

Disney shill leave.

>not knowing Hoth is covered with frozen salt

So C3PO got his golden arm again?

This is the best shills can do...

Yep, nothing matters in these movies. Red arm? Lose it! Scar in the middle of the face? Move it!

>implying I'm watching this shit

>That last bit with Snoke

The red arm was temporary anyways, also the scar stuff is easily fixed by this point in time, remember Luke had prosthetic skin for his hand at one point and Anakin never did.

Its just skin-grafts and nanomachines.

dont care, at this point seeing the Disney or Star Wars logo just makes me cringe

>not-Snow speeders swoop in
>they shoot tow cables at the legs
>the not-AT-ATs have a device that removes the tow cables instead of tripping
Red Letter Media: Scene was 10/10. Subverted expectations.

RAW

>I was really, really hoping that after using ANH as a sort of springboard to launch the new series on we'd get different movies.
Forget this mentality.

People used this excuse for why the 2009 Star Trek movie was basically an 80s action movie with 0 care for involving anything resembling Star Trek, convinced that it was just a fundraiser for future series, and a way to get butts before TV sets.
They still used the excuse when Into Darkness came out.

And now, when we actually did get a TV series, is it a return to form on what Star Trek used to be? No, it's a TV series version of the first two reboot Trek movies, with no actual discussion about anything until Episode 4, and even then only the bare minimum.


The sooner you give up on the idea that franchise reboots only start in a shitty way for the sake of getting interest, and accept that if the shitty start brings butts then they'll just stick to the shitty methods, the better off you'll be.

>People used this excuse for why the 2009 Star Trek movie was basically an 80s action movie with 0 care for involving anything resembling Star Trek,

Explains why there was finally something good Star Trek related.

Oh look! A scene where squinting your eyes and holding your mouth open is actually the proper way to convey your character's feelings!
Is it just me, or did we reach a point where the writers have to do the acting for her?

Based Disney doesn't bomb moron Especially not Based Marvel Disney and ESPECIALLY NOT Based Star Wars Disney

There's no possible way this isn't going way past a billion

Fucking screencap this

my god you're right. disney has done it again.

>Tomorrow after the sun came up, the sky will be some shade of the colour blue!
>Screen cap this!

>For Phil your des ten knee
What did Snoke mean by this?

Fullmetal Jedi

>fulfill your destiny
Didn't Palpatine say the same shit when telling Luke to finish Vader?

So on a scale of original to ESB what is it going to be Sup Forums?

:(((

Something like that. What's up with the robo hand coming out of the burning wood though?

might give this a pity pirate months after the clusterfuck release and shitflinging on Sup Forums ends.
and no it doesn't get bettero on second viewing, sorry bub

I envy his grandfather.

That's Luke after his jedi school got sacked.

Here is Millennial falcon being chased by four tie fighters amid obstacles btw

i envy those who died before phantom menace

No, no. Those aren't TIE Fighters, they're SPY Fighters, they gotta be fast to SPY, duh.

his grandfather probably thought his grandson was a faggot.

Darth Vapor emerging from his funeral pyre reincarnated

Do you think Luke uses his lightsaber to keep his beard so well trimmed?

The multitudes of plebeians are collectively orgasming to this trailer... nu males, niggers, bull-dyke femishits, ear-gauged chicken scoopers at Chipotle.

Your typical Burlington bar rogues gallery

it's probably going to be a reversal or something, instead of evil sorcerer asking good guy (luke) to kill bad guy (dark vapor) it's going to be evil sorcerer asking bad guy (kylo) to kill good guy (rey)

kylo will also probably kill leia or some shit because she can't show up in the next movie

so poe is definitely flaming right?

the red arm was to remember one droid who save him

Let go of the things you fear to lose C3-P0.

>I've only seen this raw power once before
>Jedi Academy burning down

ROSH FUCKING DID IT THE ABSOLUTE MAD MAN

He's talking about Vader.

>quad dubs
Star Wars confirmed dead

>Vader burned down Luke's academy

Are you retarded?

He was talking about Rey.
Actually he was talking about himself. He fell to the darkside

>So, did I win?

Not right.
The whole thing is we don't know much about Snoke aside from the fact that he knwos about the Dark Side, can use the Force (not known in TFA) and convinced Kylo to join him.

His closer analogue would be Emperor Palpatine but it's not clear what Snoke's end goal is necessarily. If leaks are to be believed, it's both Snoke's and Palpatine's goal to become immortal by feeding off of the death in the Universe (but again, we don't know if those are real)

No he's just a palpatine parallel. We probably won't know much about him

holy shit

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>Carrie Fisher right in the middle of the poster

How fucking manipulative can you be?

Yes and I suppose to believe Rey was actually talking to Kylo at the end too?

The point of the transition there was to make you believe he was talking about Kylo, just the same as Snoke talking in the beginning is talking about Rey.

Luke has only ever faced two people with the amount of staggering power, Vader and Palpatine, so take your pic, you could honestly say it was Palpatine, because he never feared Palpatine but did Vader at one point.

Besides it would actually make sense if he was talking about Palpatine and why he is so hesitant to train her, why Snoke is so interested in her, etc. You get the point I'm sure.

seriously why the fuck didn't they just adapt knights of the old republic?

just had to fucking tick ALL the nostalgia boxes

people who like Star Wars should be concentrated, into some type of place, like a camp.

>Luke has only ever faced two people with the amount of staggering power, Vader and Palpatine

You realize he lived a whole life in between Palpatine and now right? And lost his academy to someone.

Its obviously Snoke. That's why Snoke is so burned up. He burned up fighting Luke inside the academy.

Fun fact: beard lenght it's genetic

The only force powers Luke saw the Emperor use was the hate bolts.

I'm starting to think more and more that Snoke is some entity possessing Vader's burnt corpse
>explains why his head is caved in, it's decomposing
>same scars
>Scene in new trailer of robo hand rising from pile of burning wood is Vader/Snoke's, not Luke's

OOOH WA-AH-AH-AH

>whiny farm boy
>cocky headstrong cocky resistance soldier
>jedi
>back to whiny pussy hiding in a cave
the fuck was disney thinking with luke in this

>Rey is the most powerful force user Luke has ever seen

and people claim she's not a mary sue

The one thing (other than the blatant Empire feel I get) that puts me off is how colorless this movie looks according to the trailer.

>those digits

nooo, I thought Rian could save us

was it rape?

What is with this way of thinking?
That's like saying Yoda was a pussy for hiding out in Dagobah.
There's an entire archetype of character in fiction called the Hermit: a character who retreats from modern life to become spiritually rich

Rian does as he's told. Star Wars has gone shit.

jews user.
>main characters are white woman and a black guy
>han is a white male and gets killed
>pilot guy is a white male and homosexual
>luke is a white male and went full NEET
>kylo is a white male and an evil space nazi

>switching bodies
>well-beloved by a lot of races
Is this Vitiate?

>rebels blow up the deathstars by bombing the ending core
>kylo is gonna btfo outta carrie fisher's stupid ship by blowing up with engine core
fucking pottery

well she is literally the reincarnation of the first force user

>That obvious out of context ending
For what reason?

Looks just as bad as TFA

Snoke is Qui-Gon who has ascended into a perfectly gray status. But he too has become corrupted, its up to our valiant heroes Luke and Rey to end the Jedi and the Sith, and start again. A Jinn, A Skywalker, and a Kenobi all walk into a bar.

>Everyone already forgot that time Sheev could casually toss him around
>Some people genuinely think that Luke would think Vader possessed more raw power than The Emperor himself

You are retarded. First of all, Luke and Yoda are different characters, and they fill different archetypes. Secondly, Yoda is a pussy ass faggot, always was, while Luke was headstrong. Thirdly but not last, there was literally nothing Yoda could do because he was a weak piece of shit and Anakin would have slapped his shit into Oblivion had he ever come out of the woodwork, unlike Luke.

>>Rebel base stormed by Empire leads to hasty evacuation
"Resistance" base stormed by "First Order" leads to hasty evacuation

>>Luke trained by mysterious old jedi in exil Yoda
Rey trained by mysterious old jedi in exil Luke

>>In the meantime, Han &friends end up in a Cloud City, hunted by a bounty hunter named Boba Fett
In the meantime, guy who can actually hide is disgusting english accent end un in a Space Casino, hunted by a man in black played by Benicio del Toro

>luke is going to give in and train rey
>rey is going to get fed up and go after smoke
>going to get beaten or captured just like in empire
bravo disney

It's neither salt nor snow, it's cum

It is Kylo you goddamn tards. Do you know what raw means? Raw talent, raw power? it's your ability untrained, and he's only seen his students untrained, so unless it's one of the columbine victims it's Kylo

love watching you contrarians cry