Since we all agreed TFA was pure dog-poo, will you be seeing the sequel?

since we all agreed TFA was pure dog-poo, will you be seeing the sequel?

>since we all agreed TFA was pure dog-poo, will you be seeing the sequel?
>this shit bait thread again
5>4>7>R1>bad>6>1>3>literally unwatchable>2

>will you be seeing the sequel?

Yes, but I'll buy a ticket for a different movie.

i just want to see who wins between stronk black man and stronk white woman

subtle shilling

believe it or not, there are actually people here who enjoyed TFA. I know, it's weird, and I sometimes think about who these people are in real life; could I even get along with them knowing their standards and bars are set so low. Like low bottom feeders just snacking on whatever the life from above gives them. Stuck in plato's cave afraid to peak at what might be the tiniest sun ray of creativity.

No I won't be seeing it. I'm done being gay now.

Maybe, because so much of it looks so ridiculously bad that I want to have a laugh.
TFA was bad, but not in the same way TLJ seems to be.

Like the lobster guards, the porgs, the wildboar nuns, the bigger star destroyer, the mong looking opera crowd.
Sometimes you just want to take in a train wreck.

I'll see it.. Just at 10:00 am on a sunday cheap tickets. I will never buy any merchendise from the new movies EVER. I'm not a retarded child.

My body is ready for the sequel.

I already reserved tickets pham

Yes like everyone else on the planet I will be seeing the new Star Wars movie

honest unironical and objectively correct opinion*

>all this virtue signalling
OP just asked if you plan to see it. No one cares about all this other bullshit you're posting.

>I'm done being gay now.

Somehow... I get the feeling that you're just getting started.

will see it for the shits n' giggles

I've ordered a Red Epic camera purely to go and record this and upload a high quality cam rip as soon as humanly possible.

No.
The prequels were good this shit is not.
Im good with my comics, thanks.

nope. going to a movie theater for the first was enough of an insult

shit opinion, neck yourself

You must be 18 to post here.

look at that Disney shill

it's almost too obvious

You must be above 18. I'm 25.
Not shilling, honest opinion. Is it so impossible that there are crossboarders who don't care about your shit board culture and have their own opinion? Is the only possibility that one either likes the prequels or is a shill?

The prequels were awful, the only redeeming thing about them was the Clone Wars multimedia stuff.

My local IMAX is screening the 70mm film version so I'm going to the 7:00 pm premiere of it.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand the new Star Wars Trilogy. The action is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics and philosophy, most of the Jedi methods will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rey’s positive strong woman outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterisation- her personal philosophy draws heavily from Lena Dunham literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of the lightsaber, to realise that its not just an awesome future scifi glowing space sword- but it says something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rey truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the deeper meaning in Rey’s existential catchphrase “I Bypassed The Compressor,” which itself is a cryptic reference to her overcoming her struggles of beating the Patriarchy. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as JJ Abrams genius unfolds itself on the movie screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

will there be another death star? or is this the battle of hoth redo?

>To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand the Prequel Trilogy. The whining is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the corny dialogue will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Anakin's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these rants, to realise that they’re not just cringy- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike the Prequel Trilogy truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Jar-Jar's existential catchphrase “EXCUEEEESE ME?”, which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as George Lucas' genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

>And yes, by the way, i DO have a Darth Jar-Jar tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

TFA was fun, so ill probably see this one. I jut got done talking to my dad about our theories on what will happen to kylo/rey. Most of my friends are pretty excited as well. Not everyone is a cynical asshole who forms thier opinions based on memes spouted in echo chamber

i didnt even watch tfa

The only good thing about the prequels are the memes and a couple video games. The films are mind bogglingly terrible

It wasn't bad, it was good in a bland way. The Death Star But Bigger was really lazy though.

No, I'm not seeing the sequel.

Probably. I'll probably see it when it leaves theaters though.

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daisy ridley is thot confirmed

I don't think so

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Faggot.

I'll download the bluray rip like I do for every other piece of Hollywood garbage and then let you all know how bad it is

>TFA was fun
>Not everyone is a cynical asshole who forms thier opinions based on memes spouted in echo chamber.

The only reason Isaw TFA in the theater was because I get free tickets from work on my birthday. My expectations were absolutely rock bottom, and I was genuinely shocked that the movie didn't make mego full nerd rage. Not to say it was good, just not as bad as my expectations, I tried to watch it again when it came out on redbox and I couldn't make myself sit through it a second time.
I didn't see R1 in the theater because I'm still salty it wasn't a rogue squadron movie.
I have no plans to see episode 8. I think star wars hasmade it clear they don't really want meto be a fan.

They're shooting on film? Well atleast that's a positive.

Unironically no.

Force awakens was generic and forgettable as fuck. Rogue One was way better.

This second one looks like the exact same formula ofit being a rehash of the original trilogy (this time ESB). It basically is a propaganda tool made to blackstain memories of the original trilogy's storyline.

I'm so glad the Blade Runner sequel sneaked through the jew's radar and came out unBLACKED

Yes, but I won't be paying for it.

TFA was dog shit but that's on JJ Gaybrams.

Rian, like Gareth, is an actual Star Wars fan/nerd and at the very least, while it might be focus-grouped as hell, this might actually feel like Star Wars. I'm going to see it but I'm incredibly hesitant about IX.

Consider this:
JJ's "fleet" was a small bunch of X-Wings.
Rian's "fleet" looks to include multiple fighter types, some corvettes and cruisers, and potentially even a flagship.

JJ wanted to make money and reboot something, Rian wanted to make something Star Wars. I'll give Rian my money. Not JJ.

>Rogue one
>Not generic and forgettable as fuck, especially when we knew the entire plot since 1977

>On Sup Forums
>In Star Wars thread
>Talking shit about people with low standards

NEED MOAR PORG

they're both generic and forgettable as fuck
and rogue one is way better still

We didn't all agree.

I don't think VII was shit but it was really fucking bland. All the 'memorable' moments were just plays on people's nostalgia.

I do hope the next one focuses more on Luke though

why are you such a fag? stop spamming the board, faggot.

TFA: 6.5/10 Star Wars'y feel even though so much dumb
RO: 5/10 Star Wars porn with little more than basic fan service

TLJ? Of course I'll watch it. I watched every prequel even though they heaped abuse on me. Oh, and fuck you prequel apologists. Ep 3 was just as shitty as the first two.

>we all
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>since we all agreed TFA was pure dog-poo
I don't, but I hope that makes you sperg out more. I liked it.

How can you shill subtley? Isn't that just then, an opinion? You people are retarded as fuck.

It's pretty much agreed that ep 3 is kino and on par with the original trilogy, ep 1 is just a fun mess, and ep 2 is terrible.

TFA isn't even Star Wars.

It's almost like people can like both popcorn flicks and real arthouse at the same time.

This new trailer was alright. I like how they're playing with this raw untamed anger thing, also the movie's color palette seems to be mostly red. Snoke, kylo and luke can save this movie. Nothing redeeming about Rey unless we see she has dark side tendencies, which will never happen.

Star Wars is for sub-verbal australopithecines who dont have the cranial capacity to understand Star Trek.

(((((((Maximum tippage)))))))

Thanks YIFY

I actually refuse to believe anyone on this planet enjoyed TFA

I did.

good movie

I’ve been on the fence with tfa and if this movie is dumb it could break my patience and I stop watching.

6>5>3>4>R1>1>2>7

Maybe not. It looks totally like a fucking ESB rehash.

Honestly these movies don't feel like they have a soul in them, just manufactured safe generic fan service.

You have be truly a fag to give your money to jewish swines for making you gobble feminist shit.

nice try Disney

perfect

>DA JOOOS DA FEMINISTS REEEE!
What movies do you allow yourself to watch then?

Yup

Nobody misses George and the franchise is in the best place it has ever been since Jedi.

Camrip so I'm not shitposting from a position of ignorance.

Shills have said they've read the leaks and that this isn't going to be another soulless ripoff piece of shit. Why the fuck would I ever believe that? The trailer had nothing in it. Oh Kylo spares his mommy? So fucking what? Rey and Kylo decide Snoke and Luke are bad? So what? None of this passes the "so what?" test.

Remember when Lucas was considering making a live action Star Wars show? I think I'd rather have seen Star Wars continued that way than watch these empty cliche movies. The story would be better.

>will you be seeing the sequel?

Yeah, I'll grab the 1080p remux when it hits rarbg sometime this spring.

>Remember when Lucas was considering making a live action Star Wars show?

>could have had a great show in-between the films
>could have rivaled GOT
>could have been for a mature audience that broke all the normies of the star wars universe
>nahhh let's just make more films.

>could have rivaled GOT
Kek, no.

I don't agree that it was poop, but no. I don't have kids or anything, so no reason to see another kids movie that people take way too seriously.

oh shut the fuck up 7 was shit and you know it

>Star Wars is for kids
Hi, George.

>Force Awakens was dog poo
Um, no sweetie. If you wanna talk about dog poo, let's talk about Batman V Superman

No, I gave them a chance, they fucked it. No.

7 was always going to be a rehash, you should have been prepared for that. The real chance you should give is to TLJ.

The chinks will leak an HD copy early

t. /GoT/ tourist.

Woah, good one newfag.

>anything i don't like is bait

No. Rape me once, shame on you, rape me twice...

>watching a movie was literally a rape
There are a bunch of financial reasons to make the first one a rehash and it worked. The whole point was to get people back into the franchise and invested.

>7 was always going to be a rehash,
No. It was probable that it'd have Imperial remnants. It wasn't always going to be a cringey "fuck you" 1:1 ripoff of ANH. Why must you lie through your rotten teeth?

Ruining the franchise worked? Good job shill.

I'm not lying mate. They have been planning this for years, Disney spent 4 billion on the rights, they obviously were going to play it as safe as possible, unless you are retarded and don't understand how Disney makes these decisions.

>WAHHHH IT RUINED WAHHH
better than the prequels, TFA was an okay flick, Rebels is a decent show and TLJ looks fine.

This is the shill line they've picked by the way

Get ready for "wow it's actually kino" posts

Calling everyone a shill is getting tiresome and old, you autistic child.

Notice also how the shill has been commanded to get defensive when it's been found out

>y-youre autistic
You're the one replying to every post in defense of these fake SW sequels. These fake movies.