That movie genre you want but nobody is making, what is it?

that movie genre you want but nobody is making, what is it?

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Scifi westerns

ww1, American Civil War, Henry Ford

unfortunately these will never happen due to sjw libs controlling Hollywood

Napoleonic war, Naval movies

Literal robot actors with human actor VO.
Starts in 2021-2022

unga bunga caveman shit

good gangster movies.

Horror westerns.

Scifi porn

STALKER: pripyat movie

Space metal opera

Horror comedy is dead

True crime story set in the end of old west but not centering around cowboys. Like you have US marshals and sheriffs hunting a killer but the times are changing and the old cowboy ways are dying out, so they have to use early era detective work instead, with an old west back drop

similar idea also set in a time period nobody members as significant, like 1915. We they dont ave modern technology and investigative skills but work to solve the crime. Basically period piece detective mysteries that arent in the generic decades like the 1940s

Dune Prequels, fuck y'all they would make great action movies

Bunny porn

gender bender story with the "female" lead fuck around with a bunch of old man

Sci fi torture porn

second person horror

yeah this

pop culture parody kino with zero shelf-life that aren't even funny on release

the quadrilogy of Date Movie, Epic Movie, Disaster Movie, and Meet the Spartans was a landmark event for cinema

Gothic crime drama

1st person sci fi Zatoichi

When will we get a full on bleak representation of the high school experience?

No ridiculous character development with the protagonist somehow getting the hottest girl in the school and suddenly becoming the "cool" kid with a bunch of friends.
Just a character study of an isolated high school loner struggling through everyday social interactions, is it too much to ask?

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>I paid money to see this in the theatre

Rampage

genre plebs are the worst kind of plebs

I've been meaning to write a western. But I have other ideas for things like a neo-noir in space, body horror, buddy cop satire. Which one should I write?

a western buddy cop movie set in neo noir body horror space

Space Cop

we already have bebop tho

One time in high school I was on a bus at 6 AM to a swim meet and I was dozing off and I was listening to Science Fiction by Ornette Coleman and I had this vision of an Afrofuturist + retrofuturist space opera soundtracked with free jazz. Costumes would be extravagant but kind of campy (think Jodorowsky's Dune sketches except in African styles). All black actors would be kind of necessary, which would do something for the complaints about diversity in film. But god I mean anyway why isn't Afrofuturism a concept that's explored in film at all

Big budget action adventure high fantasy

Sounds good. Will begin a treatment tomorrow

Abstract video game adaptation

mecha

delicious ancient historical dramas

detective-ghost-horror-who dunnit-time travel-romantic-musical-comedy-epic

Fish movies

IF YOU HEAR ANY NOISE ITS JUST ME AND THE BOYS

Kill yourself

This sounds really cool

I would love this. Then maybe in the end /ourguy/ either kills himself or drops out and marries his teen mom gf who's pregnant with her second black baby

High fantasy

Something along the lines of Treasure Planet where the tech just keeps getting piled upon instead of being renewed/modernized.

Medieval Knights Pizzagate Revenge/Detective Flicks

Pro-Islamic State movies.

Classical epics. Things like:
- Caesar in Gaul
- Hannibal at the Gates
- Xenophon's 10,000
- The Peloponnesian War

Whenever they get made they're either stylized beyond recognition (Troy, 300, the recent Hercules garbage) or just plain bad (Oliver Stone's Alexander). Only exception I can think of in my lifetime is Gladiator, and the story was mostly made up (even though Marcus Aurelius and Commodus were real emperors).

This is the probably the best answer though. Just crank all the Hornblower books through the Hollywood machine and it will at least be super entertaining.

I need more bleak Kino.

A cannonball-styled movie but set in the future with F-Zero like cars. The race is e´between different groups of people like a tumblr team, a nazi team, a jew team.

Real drama set in the antiquities, not the muh gladiators fighting for excitement type shit we usually get, which is already rare enough. When i first heard the Coen Brothers were making a film called "The ides of march" i got super excited because i assumed it was going to be a drama about ceasars last days played 100% serious and straight. Mfw it was some bullshit about burgerland...

ultra-gore children's programming

Surreal porn

NC-17 Capeshit with Marvel tier budgets and sex scenes beyond the hardest of hardcore porn with the most violent depictions of sex and fights you can imagine.


Also the main character is a massive Nazi superhero who has to team up with a Jewish supervillain to defeat Doctor Jihad and they end up falling in love with each other and fucking in a drawn-out 30 minute sex scene (with 23 minutes extra saved for the Director's Cut)

what is bone tomahawk.

remakes of classic movies but featuring strong female characters and men of color as their love interests

Watch Redline (it so an anime)

Gothic sci fi, ala warhammer 40k.

not while there's still a chance that another historical drama will come out Stay mad faggot your favorite tv show will never be as good as Rome.

A noir film where Detective Chris Hansen has to use his sharp mind and skills with the ladies to stop Sup Forums's most notorious cunnyposter in a race against the clock

any genre without niggers

You mean this?

fallout or post-apocalyptic movies

Space horror done right

Time travel. Specifically involving dinosaurs.

Nobody makes space horror movies anymore. Movies about the isolation, ancientness and vastness of space, it's inhospitable nature and the sheer alien incompatibility of most of it.

>implying it wouldnt be a race against the cock

Apolcalypto 2: Cortez boogaloo

True, but then Commodus being a generally shitty emperor for years before getting strangled by a fat disgruntled unemployed wrestler in a public bath would make for a good movie.

Full PoV movies.

Acid western. There are a few but it seems dead now.I am considering doing it myself

That movie about Dahmer's teen years is coming out

Oath of the Horatii

>It depicts a scene from a Roman legend about a dispute between two warring cities, Rome and Alba Longa, and stresses the importance of patriotism and masculine self-sacrifice for one's country. Instead of the two cities sending their armies to war, they agree to choose three men from each city; the victor in that fight will be the victorious city. From Rome, three brothers from a Roman family, the Horatii, agree to end the war by fighting three brothers from a family of Alba Longa, the Curiatii. The three brothers, all of whom appear willing to sacrifice their lives for the good of Rome, are shown saluting their father who holds their swords out for them.[1] Of the three Horatii brothers, only one shall survive the confrontation. However, it is the surviving brother who is able to kill the other three fighters from Alba Longa: he allows the three fighters to chase him, causing them to separate from each other, and then, in turn, kills each Curiatii brother.

What does that even mean? Like El Topo?

I want a real movie about the Black Hand

...

Yeah kinda

You got me rock hard friendo.

FUGGING FILM NOIR MAN :DDD

Seriously, there can never be enough of that shit. I want real noir, not just pointless flashing of bewbs and over-the-top violence like in 90% of what counts as modern noir

>tfw no job astrenchcoat wearing private detective down on his luck ;__;

I'm surprised you haven't killed yourself yet tbqh

Horror comedy.

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Why in the fucking world do you think "liberals" would have a problem with WWI and there are literally hundreds of Civil War films out there, sounds like you just want one that sucks Antebellum dick.

OOOOH

hey my fellow nigga why don't you check out the new dope fresh trailer for Pacific Rim 2 it looks to be off the chizzain.

A really well written, slow burn psychological horror that doesn't shy from trying to disgust me.

WW1 isn't about oppressed jews and minorities so who cares

Historical epics, Bible adaptations, Christian films.

>fascist nazi white supremacist racist salute
never ever

This movie has some of the laziest cinematography I have ever seen in my life. Really pissed me off.

>nobody cares about the single most destructive and bloody trench war in human history
Go back to Sup Forums, faggot.

>all that pandering to the native americans
>muuuh native americans were so noble and, like, respected the wildlife and shit. Also dont call them indians cause das racist

It wasnt even that bad in Dead Man, that film had far worse problems, but imagine making a western today how it really was on the frontier as a white adventurer. There'd be protests in the street man

>having a problem with honoring a near dead American culture that your own government actively helped to destroy, bothers me.
How do people get this cucked in the brain?

Ramen Western

Fuck

pastiche

Not him but they really dont. Ww2 movies are much more popular

what ever genre Dredd is

>how it really was on the frontier as a white adventurer.
You'd complain that it is trying to make those poor dindu whites loon bad when they depict all the rape, lynching and village burning going on.

Not him, but they're romanticized so bad the natives believe it, too

They were fucking cavemen, lad

Look how many WW2 movies there are and how many WW1.