Thoughts?

thoughts?

this penguin gave me more sadness than that deranged penguin who goes to the mountains in the east for certain death.

cute. CUTE!

M E R C H A N D I S E

>We want the prequel crowd

We need merchandise!

At Disney Studios:
>Story-board Supervisor: Hey guys... this scene looks a little bland.. we need to spice it up a bit ... perhaps a CGI character?
>Kathleen: "Just saw some dailies from Gardians of the Galaxy ... that Baby Groot was the cutest lil thing! We totally need a little baby cutie pie for our movie!
>Supervisor: Y-y-yes K-Kathleen... what e-ever you say...

Nice! Bought 100K

Pop Fig when? LOL

I honestly love it and will end up watching this movie strictly because of it, not even memeing

Just something for the kids, who cares

Entire movie is something for the kids

>introducing a bunch of shitty one-off characters that'll be ignored next film for merchandising purposes is only bad when the prequels do it

I think it's cute. It's blatantly designed for merchandise, but what the fuck did you expect from Star Wars?

10/10, would pet.

In fairness, there was a lot more wrong with Jar Jar than just his design.

Face reminds me of my spaniel.

Entire FRANCHISE is something for the kids.

As long as people get that, there's nothing but fun with Star Wars. It's when stunted adolescents with minimal critical thinking skills think this series is something more than dumb escapist fun that can be enjoyed in all ages that things get weird. I enjoy Star Wars for what it is. A space fantasy adventure series for kids that I enjoy with my nephews.

I like it I think it's cute

Everyone is raving over the wrong alien

Porn when?

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>he doesn't have ANY porgs yet

get with the times Grandpa

Maybe the communists were right

It's literally bait for children, kinda sickening when you think about it

how are they buying merchandise already

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Niggers tongue my anus

Jar Jar is the key to all of this

>there's only like 2 threads on this shit

Is it gonna bomb?

>matching tattoos
What the fuck

Cute as fuck. I want one.

same tbqh

they're gonna be evil as fuck aren't they

They look Downsy

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it's a CUTE

literally selling your body to help sell disney toys

Kyubey may be the antagonist but his motives are arguably more just than Madoka's

...

:'(

What is going on here? How can anyone be so wrapped up in a fucking brand and lack any self awareness?

Is this peak neoliberal?

It's just another case of nerd culture completely consuming a person to the point they build their identity around media. Our current generation is a very sad one.

they're everything wrong with disneys star wars

ewoks all over again, annoying little shits that are designed to sell toys to children and manchildren alike while making the audience go haha so cute.

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The new han solo

>literally a tauntaun rip off

I fucking hate my generation so much.

Yes
Hilary Clinton probably has a porg tattoo as well, those dumb commies

Holy shit the inside of that mouth looks like it's from a PS2 game.
BRAVO DISNEY

I guess I’m the only person who finds these things really unsettling to look at. The eyes are too big and dark for me to find cute in any way. They look like the typical alien trope that lures the protagonist into a false sense of security before they transform into a hideous man eater.

Make it an alr right symbol, the left won't know what to do with itself.

Just look at them. They're so happy they are a part of the popular culture. Just imagine all the upvotes they got on reddit.

>copy and pasting ship designs
>making shitty ''cute'' cgi creatures
>crystal wolf straight from deviantart or tumblr
>copy and pasted story from ANH and ESB
is this really all Disney can make up?

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The asteroid that's heading towards us can't come soon enough

they should be gassed.

Holy sweet kek that gif

They needed something cute but it had to be a new design so they could trademark it.

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So kill yourself faggot

>Dude what if we made a fox
>...
>made it white
>...
>and sparkly and spiky
>...
>Brilliant

>Is this peak neoliberal?

I'd go with that picture of those three in pro-Hilary t-shirts that referenced Pokemon and Hamilton.

>blue hair, loud red lipstick, really marked eyebrows, minimal make-up elsewise, buys in to neo geek-culture with all she has, tiny boyfriend
Never fails.

It's like jar jar meets groot

Better than baby Groot and the Ewoks.

Boom

wwtl

LOOOOOOOOOOOLLLL

must work ok if he has a giantess fetish i guess.

is this real life?

Capitalism has gone too far

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Look at the pain in his eyes...

how does the sex works here?

im literally not seeing it. are they one of those sexless couples?

kek that interview was great

cute couple

He'd be cute if he was gay

giv blue-haired, neoliberal giantess gf

I'm down right upset about it
A cute cuddly alien designed to sell toys?
In starwars?!
That's never been done before
My subreddit will hear about this

They seem to be happy and having fun. I will never experience what they are experiencing.

They might as well just put dogs or bears or something in the next one now.

It looks like my cat when I fingered his ass.

is that Hoth?

I wasn't around for them, but I miss the days of the first movie and Empire Strikes Back, when there really was no kid appeal pandering. Like, R2 is the closest thing to a kiddie appeal character I can think of from the first two.

I have never understood star wars fandom, I have no idea how people can be so enthused by a total of seven movies, four of which are hot garbage and three of which are simplistic and designed for a young teen audience

Uh usually it is the female who does the job of rejecting. It is not up to him to select a mate.

maybe cucking is not just a meme?

>We're going for The Guardians of the Galaxy market

I loved Star Wars for the videogames and the comics and the Expanded Universe way more than the movies. I don't understand either how people can be fans of the movies alone.

>he wants a movie version of a video game add on pack with all new ships in a movie set 30 year post old movies
>he acts as if cute creatures aren't a staple of star wars
>he doesn't know what a bearded jax from SWG is and things is from tumblr
>he thinks its the same story because he can't see past CGI ships and thinks a story is what kind of ships they use

is this the intellectual capacity of fake star wars fans like you?

Probably got them early from Disney for shilling TFA or something

>he considers himself a "real" star wars fan

Good fucking lord

End me.

Stop being an obvious shill. You need to go back.

>Porg stashes away on the Falcon
>
>why he'd do it?

It's a new planet, Thot.

You couldn't be any more of a manchild if you tried.

You caught me. A billion dollar corporation pays me to mock you because their bottom line hinges on friendless virgin contrarians on Sup Forums liking a movie they won't even see until pirate rips come out since they have no one to go to the movies with. Shills everywhere! The world waits for your approval!

>hoth
>thot

BRAVO DISNEY

okay

AHAHAHAHA
Oh man It feels good to be a drone!