Tfw every cute girl you'll ever meet will have had dozens of gallons of Chad's cum blasted on her face

>tfw every cute girl you'll ever meet will have had dozens of gallons of Chad's cum blasted on her face

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Islam does not have this problem.

>tfw every muslim female you ever meet has had dozens of rocks blasted at her face.

Not if they're:
Traditional and on the younger side
younger jap girl (their men don't have sex)
Or a loli

Best to just go with a lgf

This has been a good thread gg

>Be me
>Found a young virgin girl
>She was barely legal
>She had just started college
>I was her first
Fuck you Chad

Maybe not dozens but at least their fathers and their 3+ brothers.

This is an /r9k/ thread. I'm reporting OP he can be banned, ok?
I don't give a fuck about women. Go away.

Fuck off cucklord

He who jizzes last jizzes hardest.

>dozens of gallons

>she won't suck chad's dick on the side and ride him while you work 9-5 to support you and your child.

Literal cuckold

better stop banging qt's altogether and go back to fapping, thanks OP!

I always open my butt cheeks and rub my anus on the face of my GFs at least once.
I tell them its a small fetish I have, but the truth is I just enjoy the thought that some future guy will fall in love with them and whisper them sweet nothings while kissing and caressing their smooth face I rubbed my ass on.

>litterally dozens of liters of cum from the village rapist

I've deflowered two virgins. At this point as long as her partner count is below mine (11) I'll be content.

>He doesn't know virgin women are loyal
She believes I am the best fucker in town because she has never got any better. That's why you go for virgins, user.

And she will have shit the volume of a Mac truck, pissed a pool, bled a bathtub of blood etc

These heralded creatures are simply revolting

Married t.
With children

Truth is, even if you leave a shitstreak, you can't tell on a Brazilian girl

>dozens of gallons

It would probably take weeks of continuous bukkakke to reach that amount of jizz in someone's face. There would have to be literal farms of Chad's continuously being 'milked' in shift work cycles, with a day's rest in between to let their balls refill.

Let's take the low end of ''dozens of gallons'' i.e. 24 gallons, or 90l. A typical cumload is 5ml or 0,005l. It would therefore take a herculean 18000 loads to have ''dozens of gallons'' of cum. At, say, 3 loads a day (average), it would take one Chad 6000 days or a full 16 years to achieve this. Now, if a hundred Chads would work in shifts, it would still take two full months of contuous jizzing (300 loads a day, so 12,5/h or one per five minutes) to fulfill your wild claim.

Bet you feel stupid now, don't you?

Yea no, that's a delusion my friend. Just wait once you both get a bit older. My mother was a Virgin when my father married her and ever since I remember he drank a lot alone in his garage.

I dated a religious virgin cutie pie for like 4 years, even was planning on proposing to her. Walked in on her getting pounded by one of her classmates (I think).

I wish love was real user.

The problem with being the first and sticking to the girl is that she will forever ponder how differently would the sex be with another dude. That little doubt will never leave her mind. They will being comparing with their girl friends stories, looking for clues, but eventually you will get cucked because no matter how good you fuck her, that seed of curiosity will eventually speaks louder. If she is honest she will open up with you and ask for a time, or for a menage, or a bull.
If you have the guts, ask her if she would want to fuck another guy, make her believe you won't get mad, that it will bring yourselves even closer, and that kind of BS.
You won't.

Chad Reporting in. Took 13 girls virginities. So how does my cum taste every time you kiss your girl?

He who cums last cums first.

Thus sayeth the Lord.

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>implying the average modern woman hasn't already done this

underrated post

>having standards

>Be in college
>Have two solid 9/10s in my classroom
>One's taken by Chad
>The other is taken by a nigger

What the fuck should I do Sup Forums.

abdul we're talking about human girls here

my wife and I met in highschool. we didn't have sex til we were married, as God instructed.

>not being swole af and blowing chads out of the water
Git gud faggot

That's why 2D is the only viable option

Implying you wouldn't kiss a goat if it meant you can keep it afterwards and be the richest man in Sao Paulo

I hope she lets me watch so I can jerk my inferior boiclitty to the superior black cock world order!!

Drink, until the answer comes to you

I'm on mobile so I can't see your flags country. Are you from the jungle?

I'm almost 40, had 6 long relationships and met around a hundred girls from all types of backgrounds.
I never met a girl that wouldn't want to be in a gang bang, or at least be fucked by 2 -3 guys at the same time. None. Even the quiet ones, the angel faces. When you get intimate and brazen enough to ask them, even jokingly, they are positive to the idea, even if only for fantasizing it.

She's a nerd and has one friend who's a virgin.
Also, I keep joking about getting her a black bull and the last time she literally started beating me up as I was laughing.
It wasn't the playful kind of fights, she was legit mad at me for suggesting I'd let her fuck another man, a nigger also.

They're rare, but they exist. Stop being pessimistic.

Get here before the wall is built, Manuel.

Take care of yourself, workout, and eat healthy. That will immediately put you in the top 1% of Mexicans that live here currently, and you won't be relegated to fat meth whores.

Ooooooooooh shhhhhhiiiiiiiiieeeeeettttttt

Kek

WTF I love cute girls now.

Thats why you dont marry them user

It's Ecuador, small country in between Peru and Colombia.

I live in Quito, it's a pretty nice city, not something you would expect from South American.

all i ever hear from white girls is how black people creep them out. overbreeding wont clean your dirty genes

>not being swole af and blowing chads out of the water
Let me fix this for you
>not being swole af and blowing Chad.
Your welcome,
Love /fit/

>start at age 14
>10 ml per cumshot
>2 cumshots a day
>becomes 2 gallons a year
>by age 26, she has had 24 gallons of cum on her face
Not unreasonable desu

>Impying that I haven't had chads free-bast my face as well
two can play at this game whores, once again I prove males can be better than females at what females specialise in.

Joke's on you. 2D is pure.

Quito looks pretty cozy with those surrounding mountains desu

Also nice repeating integers.

High five.

Is Ecuador an okay place? My grandmother is starting a farm or some shit with some friends there soon, I figured I'd go visit sometime if it's not a shithole

>A monument and museum marking the general location of the equator is known locally as la mitad del mundo (the middle of the world), to avoid confusion, as the word ecuador is Spanish for equator.

How much rum were your countrymen drinking when they came up with the name?

You underestimate the modern woman

Your calculations are wrong, see At 2 loads a day, it would take 9000 days, so almost 25 years. If she started at 14, she'd be 39 by the time she'd have dozens of gallons of cum on her face. At 39, well, who cares anyways, she'll be food for the betas by then.

L2cum math

oh shit

Shame. She naturally looks quite good and going without makeup is a huge plus.

dunno how does achmed's cum taste every time you kiss your wife?

Sorry, she actually got mad at herself by enjoying the idea, and then she took out her frustration on you.
This is what women do all the time, when you mention something they might like or agree with but feel guilty about it. They will lash out on you while pretending they are against it.
Classical childish woman behavior.

She's still wearing makeup on the left but yeah right looks shit

>ywn have a gf
How does Sup Forums deal with this feeling?

impossible

ive already had several

its not that great honestly, being a NEET is better

You sure know a lot about universal woman behavior.
It surely apply to my girlfriend aswell, even though you don't know her, but have an universal set of rules that apply to all women.

But not really. She's against race-mixing and she knows I'd dump her if she cheated on me.

>ykwty to deal with things

Go 2D

When people say that I assume they have low test or something. If you have never experienced a woman that arouses a profound passion, perhaps even love, you're either biochemically or neurologically fucked somehow.

Chads are dwindling

What makes you say that?

Savage

yeah, i already had that and lost it like an idiot

Ill never feel that way about another woman again, so I prefer a life of NEETdom and banging random bar skanks vs putting serious effort in my life and still never being happy again

females you don't love are the most exhausting thing in the world to be around for long periods of time

shit on her chest while she's sleeping

Good, that's the way I like them.

Is that so weird though? Ask any guy, and he'd say he'd want a three some.

Well I guess the definition of a Chad chsnges over time and from different points of view

Mine being the handsome /fit/ white male

Soon it won't be Chad but only Jamal

>tfw not Chad enough to be cattle for the semen farm

this is partially true

there is no such thing as a black chad, at the end of the day they will still be a nigger

But Trumps pro-white children program+removing spics (along with black abortion rates) means Chads aren't going anywhere for at least another couple hundred more years

Eh, don't give up m8. It took me 5 years between my biggest long term relationship before I found someone I could love. In the beginning I just had sex with random girls but pretty soon it didn't even feel worth it, teaching a new girl to do the shit I liked. Rather just jerk it.

But I finally found someone I love again. Life is short, we only get so many chances to experience certain things. You'll probably find her when you've given up.

CIVILIZATION IS DEAD

>You'll probably find her when you've given up.
welp im 5 years into giving up so maybe ill find her soon

moving cross country, kinda getting a fresh start

Ok. But keep in mind what i've said.
A big mistake made in relationships is being too sure about what your gf thinks/believes/wants.
Women are natural born liars. It is so much a part of their psyche they don't even see it as lying. It's like a guy wanting to fuck every hottie that crosses his eyes. To women it means all guys are assholes, but to us this is indistinguishable from simply being a man.

MGTOW

Here's your mistake though: you take general rules and assume they're universal. That's why you won't ever find love.

Not weird, unless you are a fag like OP.
Biologically women have even more reasons than men to fuck around. She can have only one offspring at a time so having the best possible sperm is the best strategy.
Men fucking around and having lots of children is not that efficient if you can't raise them or protect them, at least in a stone-age context.

Nope, you're underestimating cum volume. 20ml * 365 days = 7300 ml a year, which is a little less than 2 gallons. So if I round up, I have to adjust it maybe to 24 gallons / 1.9 gallons per year, which is about 12 and a half gallons, so 26.5 years old.

>SHE

>pops and I were such utter betas that we couldn't keep virgins around
>statistics BTFO

But humans, like any other living system, are based on universal rules and particularities.
My experience is that the general rules, at least on a long term, always overcome the particularities. We are constantly fighting our biological imperatives, that's where most of our uniqueness come from, but eventually we slip. We may slip big, like murdering a person we hate, or slip small, by not brushing our teeth.
Another pro tip, never worship women.

how many loads do you think this gem has taken
also if anyone can help remove this fucking watermark be very grateful

>The force and amount of semen that will be ejected during an ejaculation will vary widely between men and may contain between 0.1 and 10 milliliters

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ejaculation#Volume

>He thinks human behaviors are universal
Write a book, if you're right, you'll make millions.

So this is the power of Sup Forums...

Quito, Cuenca, Riobamba and Loja are the comfiest and most humane cities here in Ecuador. The entire Sierra/mountain area is pretty comfy and has nice people.

DON'T GO TO THE COSTA/Coast, it's inhuman trash people, you know how Southamerica is described in a lot of documentaries? That's exactly how the Coast side looks like.

The Selva/Amazon jungle is mostly savages in the Jungle with a few cities, only good for tourist traveling IMO.

You're mixing up your cuck fantasy with real life again.

fug stob pls :DDDDDD

>tfw 7/10 japanese exchange student in my class thinks i'm cute

lets hope this works out

and what are you going to do about it?

the only reason women were not such huge sluts before is that a patriarchy kept them under check, properly shamed for being sluts and put down

women really are that easy to manipulate, very suggestionable

now jews teach them it is ok to be a whore, and all the beta babyboomers enabled that shit, the milenial faggots are not much better, so naturally you get sluts
complaining won't chang anything about it
men need to find their testicles and do something

What statistics? That 20-30% of marriages with a person that never had a partner before end in divorce? (These 20% don't even count people getting cucked and accepting it or hating eachothers)

Your realtionship is always different, right? I thought so myself, I thought that my virgin girl was loyal, honest and wanted to build a family with me.

You're still young (so am I) and you just haven't lived through it. Just because your girl is still "loyal" after 1 or 2 years, does not mean that she wont cuck you hard or cut you off sex to take power in the relationship.

Like a 20 Aus$ pack of cigarettes and a 15$ slice of cheese

They were only being polite dumb gaijin