Why haven't you given in and become a normie moviegoer yet? Would you rather feel superior or be happy?

Why haven't you given in and become a normie moviegoer yet? Would you rather feel superior or be happy?

>happy
>when my wife is THAT fat and mannish looking

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Sup Forums still watches all the big blockbusters that come out. It’s just that they pirate them.

I go to comic con with my girlfriend, she goes to her cosplayer parties while I go collect swag bags. Its the best

i don't understand why Sup Forums is booty blasted over porgs. they're at least a good attempt for the cute toy kids will love market

What the fuck?
The fucking trailer just came out
how do they already have tattoos and loads of swag?
what the fuck?
what the FUCK?

Porg merchandise has been available for months you fucking idiot

she's not fat

This. They're actually pretty cute. Ewoks are fucking nightmare fuel and I was born in the 60s.

why

>wife
Lmao these two aren't married who are you kidding?

cuck detected

That guy literally unironically works for Lucasfilm

Big autism but would fuck the grill.

That feel when no idiot materialist corporate slave gf.

I can't be something I'm not. I can only be me.

>millenials

>my coworker had a kid and send emails to the whole fucking company of his kid with a lightsaber photoshopped in his hands

Stop fucking cluttering my emails with bullshit. I don't give a fuck about your baby, I don't give a fuck if you made a new pot of coffee, and I don't give a fuck if your neighbor is selling their car. Fuck.

>this is what americans actually think

>I don't give a fuck if you made a new pot of coffee
i agree with the rest but I need the emails for this. I hate being the one to make the coffee in the breakroom.

If you drank the last of the pot, you make a new pot of coffee. No email is fucking necessary. Plus, use a Keurig machine like a normal person.

This is a tough choice

>Be a happy, well adjusted, normal human being in a loving relationship, only catch is that you're a bit quirky and enjoy nerdy things.

OR

>Be an internet addicted loser who browses Sup Forums 12 hours a day, have a secret stash of illegal porn on your computer, have your brain damaged by memes, have autism and no social skills, be hated by everyone, have no friends, be a virgin all your life, want to kill yourself every waking moment of every single day

Yeah, tough call.

>grown adults behaving like children
>normies

hmm...

>happy
These are probably the same people going on and on about their faux depression and pseudo mental illnesses on facebook. "Haha I want to kill myself how funny how macabre!"
>loving relationship
It's almost guaranteed to be an open relationship
>quirky
>nerdy
These people are so milquetoast, normal and boring that I wouldn't even remember them if Sup Forums didn't spend the next 5 months spamming their picture every day.

This is the face of pure, triggered denial.

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But I can never be happy, user.

I hate this country

I can smell their breath from here?

Third option is being a strawmanning shill, which is worse than the other two

I'd rather work as a male prostitute than at Disney-owned Lucasfilm

that girl looks like she fucks black guys.

>thousands of dollars worth of hardcover comic books and cartoon figurines
>no ring on her finger

The only problem I have with the people in OP's pic is that they got Porg tattoos before they saw the movie. What if they see the movie and then don't like the character?

>why
Why is a cute design already available for purchase by screaming girls of all ages?

>a bit quirky and enjoy nerdy things.
>star wars
>not normalfag as fuck

That is not normie,you dip shit.
How did you dress for Henry Porter and the Stupid Dumb Shit?

i wish these people would die in a fire

Millenials are fucking subhumans.

you need to go back where you came from and never come back.