THE 11 COMMANDMENTS OF KEK

He shall reveal them, in this very thread.

I have been to the mountaintop.

I have witnessed his Holy Dubs

My submission for his first commandment is thus:

Thou shalt not be cucked by another cock before Kek

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Kek doesn't exist, there is no meme magic, you're all wasting your time

This blasphemer will die in his sleep.

Cu Of Na

with jews you lose

Bad move, oranje cuck.

>no meme magic
Nice try, DARPA

Those that deny the existence of KEK and denounce his followers (of which there are many) will die in their sleep.

benis be are light

have fun in the pokey, faggot

clint eastwood is an officer of the mungs

magna mango manga

As it Was in the Days of Old, So Shall it Be Now:
OP Shalt Always Be a Faggot

Kek's message is clear, he is the god of darkness bringer of light

when jesbus is kek we will kill hallary

im too drun kfor this shit

Kek has one true Son and it is He together with his Holy Father Kek who shall Make America Great Again--thou shalt MAGA!

chillax man just a joke

THOU SHALT CHECK ALL REPEATING DIGITS

Kek is juts here for the memes.

Suffer not the kikery of the Ashkenazim

>THE 11 COMMANDMENTS OF KEK
>commandments
>of kek
fuck off kike

A heathen you are, if it be willed, it will be.
You needn't try so pathetically.

kek has cursed this thread with non-repeating digits. Abandon ship!

This thread is woefully devoid of dubs.

instant parkinsons for you, dutch jew rat

If kek isn't real why did i get repeating digits?

If there are 11 commandments only double ones can dictate what they are.

Haha

Thou shalt not commit Miscegenation

P4aThe will of kek is only getting stronger

Respect Kekposters' repeating integers as you would respect Kek

11. check them

Witnessed

OK CLEARLY KEK DOESNT WANT COMMANDMENTS AS HE HAS YET TO GRANT ANYONE DUBS

sage and abort

>applying law to a chaos god
not how it works faggot

Checked for 1st commandment.

Suffer not the Islamists.

While he is obviously favors Sup Forums, kek doesn't require entire non-political threads dedicated to him.

There is a guy like this copy pasting the same canceru everytime

Kek is TRANSFORMING US INTO THE NEW JEWS

Anime is always on-topic.

if you get consecutive digits you will be blessed with 1 asian qt per occurence in the after life

Kek shall be the savior of our race

To kek.

Or not to kek.

That is the question. One would think that the choice was obvious.


But you? You fear what you do not understand.


Witness me.

>Kek
>Chaos
>Commandments

Off with you false prophet

Thou shalt not fap

Thou shall not heed the words of a leaf.

alright then next try:


Kek disavows this thread

Behead those who insult the prophet of kek

Thou shall poo in loo.

Kek speaks, witnessed.

False shitposters are scorned in his eyes, only Australians are the greatest shitposters.

HE HAS SPOKEN

Italians aren't white

daily reminder that praying/praising/worshipping kek is idolatry

>not liking high IQ sluts

fuck this guy

forgot the image :>

its not gay 2 want 2 have gay sex with bernie sander

Sup Forums is always right.

WOW! i've never seen a 5 star poster

DELETE THIS HEATHEN

Trump is president.

Follow the command of Trump, as if he were Kek himself

...

2nd commandment:

If the dindu dindu nuffin, then the dindu diddu somethin.

There is no God but Kek and Donald Trump is his messenger.

Well I guess Kek wills it.

Witnessed.

Thou shalt resist all temptations of the woman, for she seeks only to corrupt and misalign your connection with meme magic.

kek has forsaken me

PRAISE

keks origin is evil

Kek has blessed Trump. He is the Eternal God-Emperor

OH SHIT

CHECKED

can we trust devil trips?

Tuesday shall be our Sunday

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Well Kek made himself pretty clear on this one.

You should research KeK history a bit more.
I think he has connections to EL.
It's very very likely that KeK is alternative name for EL in different cultures.
To be more specific KeK is somehow related to pagan most powerful God (basically EL).

Oh dear...

wtf I love Satan now

You forsake yourself leaf. You are ruled by a son of Moloch

Take thine pee pee and thy poo poo

Bottle it up, do not take it to the loo

>11 commandments
I'm not sure I'm comfortable with the idea of copying the kike's religion

In the eye of kek all trips are created equal.

All may find forgiveness in the embrace of Kek

tl;dr fuck off

>chaos god
>commandmants

fuck off heretic

Honor thy country and ancestors.

Well kek agrees. I suggest we instead name it the 7 foundations of meme magic.

Islam is the cancer upon this earth.

Kek is coming after you, you've been warned.

youtu.be/qEh23bcf6SE

exactly

Even a good of chaos must have rules so that his followers do not go astray

when you worship jesus, why do you show him with a cross? do you honor your fallen grandfather with a photo and the gun that killed him?

also you nail the human to the cross.
the cross has 4 corners. same as the world. you nail the human to the world. faggot.

kek agrees! Shadilay!

Kikes attempting to Kikerize Kek with Chabad Commandments

God*