-Glad you could make it, Dahnald. -Watch your tone with me, boy. You may be a true conservative, but I'm still your superior as the republican nominee. -As if I could forget. Listen, Dahnald, there's something about the election you should know. Oh no. It's too late. These polls are all rigged. They may look fine now, but it's a matter of time before everyone votes Hilary. -What? -I must become the nominee - How can you even consider that? There's got to be some other way - Damn it, Dahnald. As your future president, I order you to hand me over the delegates. -You are not the nominee yet, lyin’Ted. Nor would I obey that command if you were! -Then I must consider this an act of treason. -Treason? Have you lost your mind, Ted? -Have I? Dahnald Trump, by my right as the republican nominee and next president of the United States, I hereby relieve you from your delegates and suspend your campaign. Those delegates with the strength to save our land, follow me. The rest, get out of my sight. Carly? - I can't watch you do this.
Connor Ward
Not if you want to be in the oval office you dumb bitch.
Dylan Powell
IMPORTANT
How do we fix Pennsylvania? Right now Trump is behind by 5 points.
Nathan Hill
WHERE ARE THE AWOOPOSTERS?
Tyler Green
Why elect a human when you can elect a Sun God Pharaoh?
Lucas Reyes
>no hillary? >no problem
Evan Butler
To think we tried to meme Bill to death and killed Hillary instead.
Aiden Baker
...
Levi Ramirez
Can't count on PA, that's a Hail Mary anyway you slice it. Trump must have an alternative path.
Nolan Kelly
I'm getting tired of your shit Al Eppo
Cameron Bell
>coughing and spitting >often confused, rabid, or easily angered >won't drink any water
What if Hillary Clinton secretly has rabies? It would make perfect sense.
Jordan Garcia
REMINDER
Henry Lewis
stimulates cognitive dissidence
Jason Anderson
>not electing a Sun God Pharaoh Oh, aren't you?
Caleb Peterson
>You are voting for Clinton in November and not vote for Bigot Trump, right user?
Henry Phillips
It's not okay to get ill, lie about it, cover it up, and then smear anyone who dares to question it.
Blake Carter
We ever figure out who that chick is?
Tyler Stewart
>Affordable child care plan
But where does the moeny come from
Lincoln Edwards
>just read the email that shows Shill's pure hatred for Obongo
Wew fucking lad those 4 years with her must have been what drove him to age so badly. I cant even imagine how livid she must be that she's not only losing, but losing to Donald Trump of all the humans on this earth. Actually I can imagine it, it's probably contributing to her rapid health decline.
Logan Barnes
>going on a date with someone who has unkempt hair
Ryder Nguyen
>Right now Trump is behind by 5 points Doubtful. According to ((polls)), Blue Texas is a possibility also.
Jacob Green
Mods are asleep post rare dons
Nicholas Campbell
>It is one of the piquancies of American democracy that groups and institutions are sometimes rescued by those they vehemently oppose. FDR saved the capitalism most of whose titans of finance reviled him; Nixon salvaged the Democrats’ war in Vietnam, and they crucified him and handed Indochina to Hanoi and Pol Pot. However deficient his conservative credentials, Donald Trump is the last line of defense for America’s conservatives from a cruel fate, though not one that their purblindness has not somewhat invited.
>tell people what they want to hear >vote trump anyway works like a charm everytime
Michael Phillips
>YOU FUCKING BITCH, 11$ COFFEE AND INTERROGATION !!?!?! *throws acid into my own face*
Jose Perry
>BARACK >WHAT THE FUCK MAN >WHY AM I NOT WINNING >HELP ME MORE YOU DUMB NIIIIIIII---NCOMPOOP
Christian Peterson
god go away hillary i can't stand the sound of people coughing
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Kevin White
If the polls are implying a Blue Texas, there is no way they aren't being cooked.
Illegals can't vote, remember?
Matthew Gomez
Kek, is that the beauty queen he forced to exercise because she gained like 20lbs after winning?
Ethan Baker
>"Don't bother with the condom. Trump's Childcare Plan™ is all the protection we need."
Isaiah Powell
Is Pence our guy?
Anthony Morgan
>stop funding ISIS >stop giving so much money to NATO >clean up Washington, DC of fraud, waste, and abuse That's 10s of billions right there.
Gavin Rivera
Should we meme "that man" as a racial slur?
Xavier Jenkins
>FDR saved the capitalism Stopped reading there. Dumb fuck made the Great Depression last 13 years instead of 18 months with his socialist policies like price fixing and 93% tax rate.
Easton Hughes
>17th of january, 2017 >trump spends his first day as president in the white house, when suddenly... *appears at oval office at high noon* Donald. Congratulations for becoming president, and beating Hillary for me. However, your journey ends here.
Hand over the delegates and the presidency, and nobody gets hurt.
Jaxon Ramirez
>Hillary loses voters after her worst week yet >Instead of going straight to Trump, they go to Johnson >Johnson manages to get into the debates >He proceeds to go full liberal while white knighting Hillary >Rips Hillary's base in half without peeling a single Trump supporter
Henry Garcia
Trump Trump Trump
Jace Parker
link?
Hunter Sanchez
>democrats this morning submitting inquiry into whether a holographic rendering of hillary can be allowed to debate trump
surprisingly, it's not against the rules
Zachary Reyes
Does this mean they're going to stop getting butthurt over every last thing he does? And hannity will have to berate them on Twitter.
Landon Carter
When the election is over, will Ted Cruz achieve his real lifelong dream: starring in a titty movie?
Angel Bell
Nice try buddy
Nolan King
How can Trump win Nevada when Nevada contains Clark County and Washoe County (democratic strongholds)?
Jace Lewis
Is this the new "the good ones dahland" thing? It's retarded
Chase Russell
We say this every thread. Polls are done by shills for Hill and establishment Republicans. They won't dare let the people think Trump is pulling away with this thing. (((Polls))) say he's losing in NC, GA, and FL. That's not possible at this point. In reality, Trump will win PA, VA, NH, and WI.
Cameron Sanchez
Not so fast, Cruz. Your days of delegate rustlin' are at an end.
Elijah Diaz
He said it in the speech, diverting funds from unemployment insurance. Instead of paying people Federal funds to not work, he wants to give the money to working families and moms so they can raise their infant instead of shipping it off to daycare and creating a future sociopath.
That money is already earmarked, it's non-discretionary, which means it's gonna be spent regardless, might as well spend it on something worthwhile, rather than using the money to incentivize the production of MORE welfare leeches.
Charles Williams
What's going on /trumpgen/? I know it's a little early, but what is the MSM gonna amass around today?
And every time she grabs a glass when coughing, she takes either miniscule sips or pretends to drink. Never takes any slug of water.
Parker Murphy
Trump is literally Takumi.
>entered the political scene out of nowhere >everyone thinks they can beat him and his underfunded campaign >manages to overtake them all in the polls >uses tricks that any sane person would consider "impossible"
Alexander Watson
You must realize it was either that or a communist/fascist revolution in America.
The casualty of FDR was democracy, not capitalism, as the "brain trust" was assigned as the de facto governing body in the land while the Supreme Court became a de facto legislative body that exists to ratify its pronouncements.
Elijah James
Clinton and Obama hate each other.
I don't get why Obama is campaigning for her. Is he that loyal to party politics ?
Henry Robinson
Fictitious low hanging fruit that no one with a brain will care about.
Am I the only one I'm this thread who listens to his show on a daily basis? Must be, because none of you goys post in the thread at 11:07am EST.
Under 2 months and we're talking about memes. Wew at the current year...
Michael Moore gonna get rustled.
Christian Hall
>Hillary's not sick, it's a republican funded lie and a pathetic attempt to smear her campaign >okay, she's sick but that's okay everyone gets """pneumonia""" it's just like a little cold especially at the age of 70. she's so heroic campaigning for president even when sick. What a heroine. Libshits
