Rescue the Princess, New Year's edition

Oh no! The orc princess has been taken hostage by an unsavory brute!

How will you, dear Sup Forumsmrade, save her?

The enforcers can handle him.
Call for chopper backup just in case.

bump

The who now?

I didn't come here to make friends.

i'm kinda lazy right now, but i'll do it later

Are you me

give me a sec

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I'd say there's a 50/50 chance.

Hot.

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Let's all just get fucking drunk
because it's New Years

how do I forget my image
I blame the alcohol

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Nice.