Worst to best
>Bateman
>Bryce
>Caruthers
>Van Patten
>Allen
Worst to best
>Bateman
>Bryce
>Caruthers
>Van Patten
>Allen
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>Allen
>Batemen
>other 2 because textured cards are shit
I'unno, user. I like Van Patten's card a lot.
Worst to best
> Bryce
> Van Patten
> Allen
> Bateman
Best card.
Best to worst is obviously
Allen
Bryce
Van Patten
Bateman
Bateman's looks like utter shit and he should be disgusted by it.
WRONG
Paul Allen's is the best by a long shot. Textured business cards are shit so there's that. Bateman should feel ashamed of that shit tier font
>best font
Bryce
>best stock
Allen
I have the best card
gonna second this. Bryce's font is the most aesthetic but his card stock is the shittiest of the four
You're all wrong and also dumb.
The gay guy had the best card.
>sans serif business card
literally children tier
>gold font
He was either a flamboyant top account man, or a wannabe big shot faggot
I'm glad someone here knows what he's talking about
I really like Paul Allen's.
Simple and to the point. No fancy textures that add unnecesary costs of production to the card.
>too afraid to stand out
textured cards feel better than smooth ones
the gold letters only reveal his insecurity
I wouldn't trust my money to a faggot who wastes money on flashy flexing shit
Bateman.
it's actually far more subtle than pauls card.
the raised lettering actually adds a whole new level of class without being too in your face.
to be honest, it's not bad.
but it's for sure a gay card, and the guy was gay so it makes so much sense.
too over the top. too flashy. just comes off as cheap.
Thanks for confirming you literally have no taste
Bateman's card is objectively the worst
Objectively Patten
thanks for saying why.
They should all check these instead.
If you can't even notice something like some of the numbers being out of orientation because of the stupid font he chose, then you are too far gone.
No.
the raised lettering looks annoying in some parts, see "Mergers and Aquisitions" because that text it's so small it becomes shit. But you can also blame the font, it makes some words look very disproportionate, see "Patrick" and the phone number.
Also the space between the top border of the card and the top text looks too big in comparison to everything else.
Bryce > Van Patten > Allen > Bateman
you're right, they are. and it's actually pissing my off now i see it.
but it's still the best card in my opinion.get that little problem sorted out and it's definitly the best card there.
does not annoy me enough to think more of the others.
Might as well get some good dubs (or better) while i'm here.
Checked
Worst to best
>Bateman (would be 2nd best if his font wasn't so shitty for numbers)
>Van Patten
>Bryce
>Allen
serifs are useless. if they aren't, cite a scientific study saying otherwise, faggots.
looking again at these cards, it's actually Bryce that has the best card.
the imprinted lettering is better than the raised.
Allens font with the imprint would be the best card there.
also putting the adress in 2 lines instead of 1 long one is a nice touch.