Who is your favorite and least favorite Law & Order pairings? Can be from any of the shows

Who is your favorite and least favorite Law & Order pairings? Can be from any of the shows.

Briscoe and Green master race reporting in. Ice T and Munch can fuck right off.

>Ice-T and Munch can fuck right off
No, you

Stabler and Stabler

I think Nick was the better character and all around more likable, but God damn Stabler knew how to kick a pedophile's ass. I do miss him.

I kinda wish dean winters had stayed

The best.
SVU is kike fetish shit..

Goren is reddit: the law and order character

>everything i don't like is reddit

I hate SVU, but I like Stabler. Robert Goren is pretty fucking cool, and I'm starting to warm up to Jeff Goldblum's character. I'm actually watching Criminal Intent right now.

Are we ever going to get a Stabler and Goren team-up?

The Criminal Intent episodes with Jeff Goldblum are unwatchable. The lowest point of the series... even worse than post-Stabler SVU.

Goren and Eames are my personal favorite.

What the fuck were they thinking?

Excuse me punk?! You want to come say that to my face?!

I really only watch it for Sam Waterson though.

I actually like Jeremy Sisto.
I wish he did more than just shitty horror movies.

>i love reddit

pretty sure there was one

>picks absolute kino era L&O

cheating desu

they werent that bad, they just had the worst writing of the series

My nigga

no, hes right

>i am le weird autistic guy who solves every case and rambles for 20 minutes

reee this isnt law and order

Oh man what I wouldn't do...

I bet you love Twin Peaks despite him having the same gimmick.

> a law and order thread
YES, FINALLY THANK YOU GOD.
Favorite pairing is pic related

Least favorite was Ice-T and Rawlings.

Briscoe and Logan.

Rey is better than Green

why were the ada's always so hot

> gets disbarred for purjery
Sorry, best ADA was pic related

The original L&O starting with McCoy in his first DA role up Briscoe retiring is the only procedural drama I can watch. Everything after that and all the spin-offs are absolute shit compared to that kino.

Claire > Abbie > Jamie > Alexandra > Connie >>>>>>>>> Serena

Is this the one who was beaten and raped?

I like Goren, but it is kind frustrating when every episode ends with the suspect cracking in the interrogation room and confessing to multiple counts of murder because Goren said some shit about him being weak and scared.

say what you will about the stories of the final seasons, but these 2 were great

> swn step on your balls

The girl offered nothing Tbh.
Fucking Barba on nu-SVU has more personality than her

>All this shit taste

>but it is kind frustrating when every episode ends with the suspect cracking in the interrogation room
Are you really saying a crime procedural drama is frustrating for following a formula? And besides most don't even end by the typical interrogation confession. And then there's the whole arc where he breaks down because that one crazy girl who keeps getting away is getting to him.

...

my african american brother.

This was the final good pairing. What's that, season 16?

> Nicole's offscreen death
> gets her heart cut out after killing Goren's brother.
Awful end to an arc, almost as bad as Stabler just getting up and leaving or Walker shooting two cops who raped a couple kids or the "my wife has ptsd" spic

they were great, too bad the ada pairings were shit. the blonde bitch and the one who died

>he doesn't get into knife fights with prostitutes off duty
Smh desu senpai

What made Farina so good? Was it because he was actually a detective in real life?

And I miss him lads...

I love how there are like 15 channels that run Law & Order marathons. There was like a 16 hour CI one that's about to wrap up soon, and immediately on another channel another one is about to start.

this one was pretty great

cable tv is gonna nothing but reruns soon enough.
And a series like L&O is great for the sheer amount of episodes.

I have never seen an episode of that guy.
All they air on tv is Briscoe and that blackie

ion channel always shows the episodes between when the blonde bitch showed up until the end.

TNT sometimes too but usually in actual good quality

I'm not sure, but I think he was only in a season before some chick whose tits were hanging out replaced him.

he was on immediately after 9/11. like 2002 onwards.

her last episode was the best of the entire series

USA has them too. Also a channel called WEtv, which I'm watching now.

Didn't she start doing that show Crossing Jordan? I used to watch that.

He was light-Monk, that's why I liked him

Monk was just pure autism

I tried watching an episode of that and fucking hated it.

>Lenny sees a handless corpse, discovered by the corpses family
>turns to green
>"look ma, no hands"
>distraught family clearly within earshot

What a Dick

Mike Logan with Lennie is so much fun.

Currently at season 5 and can't imagine the show without Logan.

As far as the DA goes, Jack McCoy isn't that bad but Stone was so much better.

>Currently at season 5 and can't imagine the show without Logan.
You can skip to his episodes of Criminal Intent if you want

I liked Logan more in Criminal Intent.

This guy gets it.

I'm still mad as hell that Trial By Jury didn't get a second season. It was fucking great

>liking Barba

Hey now, lets not say things we can't take back

>The Criminal Intent episodes with Jeff Goldblum are unwatchable. The lowest point of the series... even worse than post-Stabler SVU.

You're a fucking liar user. Don't lie.

>it's a defense lawyer finds some absurd technicality and it works episode

Eliot "One Man Klan" Stabler
Eliot "The Walking Holocaust" Stabler
Eliot "Nigger Grave Digger" Stabler
Eliot "Chimp Choking Champion" Stabler
Eliot "Gook Gutter" Stabler
Eliot "Six Million More" Stabler
Eliot "The Real Holocaust" Stabler
Eliot "Pull the Trigger on Every Nigger" Stabler
Eliot "The Man who will impale the Shemale" Stabler
Eliot "The Sheboon Destroyer" Stabler
Eliot "One Man Genocide" Stabler
Eliot "Kike Killing Kommando" Stabler
Eliot "Manhatten Merchant Mangler" Stabler
Eliot "One Man Auschwitz" Stabler
Eliot"The Ten Ton Terror of Tel-Aviv" Stabler
Eliot "The 500 pound Führer of Manhattan SVU" Stabler
Eliot "The Racial Pain Hurricane" Stabler
Eliot "I Ain't Afraid of no ADA ZOG" Stabler
Eliot "The Beast that will destroy the Middle East" Stabler
Eliot "Holocauster Tycoon" Stabler

>got my hands on 20 seasons Law & Order and 10 seasons of Law & Order: Criminal Intent
So damn comfy

Remember that time in SVU where the guy nearly got away with it because he discovered a way to fake DNA evidence?

Remember how the episode ended with him sinisterly telling the detectives their easy life was over now that DNA evidence was no longer trustworthy?

Remember how it was never brought up again and DNA evidence is still infallible?

Fuck SVU

That's the thing, I don't like Barba at all.
I have never liked an SVU ADA except Donnelly

gib magnet

>Olivia's actor gets pregnant
>they cover her with Connie Nielsen of all people

that was really weird and distracting

AY CAPN KRAIGN
OLIVIA GOT KIDNAPPED BY BABY NOAH'S CPS AGENT AND THEY'VE GOT THE TWOADEM IN A SEWER DOWN BY BROOKLYN

AY

AY CAPN
CAPN KRAIGN
CAPN KRAIGN THERE'S A RAPE DOG RAPIN PEOPLE UP AND DOWN THE STREET AND AIN'T NO END IN SIGHT BUT MY MONEY'S ON RAPE DOG #2 FLIPPIN IN RIKER'S ISLAND ON HIS HOMEY

AY CAPN
KRAIGN

Remember that time Kelli Giddish played a treasure hunter whore who was having threeways an Arab and a hippie while mooching off her ex husband?

If you're going to marathon Law & Order then do it right.

Watch them in release order, alternating episodes where they overlapped at the time. Throw in SVU and don't forget the lesser known shows like Trial By Jury, Los Angeles, New York Undercover, Deadline and Conviction.

Seriously, watch Conviction, it was fucking dope.

AY OLIVIA, WHY DON YOU LIKE THE BRAVO NEW WORLD EXPANSION FOR CIV 4

Carisi's actor played parts in every main series of Law & Order before getting the Carisi job

He was a murder suspect in SVU.
Briscoe's actor was a defence lawyer in one episode before becoming a regular.

> not watching Homicide life on the street

Ok fine, but then you have to watch Chicago Fire / PD / Med / Justice too

That's a lot of tv

CPD and all that other bullshit can lick my asshole.
Half assed cameos do not make it required viewing where as Munch is a regular character on Homicide

AY BACK IN MY DAY PIMPS WERE PIMPS AND HOES WAS HOES
NOW PIMPS IS HOES AND HOES IS PIMPS AND I CAN'T EVEN FIGURE OUT HOW TO DIAL 911 FOR A PEPPERONI PIZZA
$5 SAYS HE CUT OFF HIS OWN JUNK, PEOPLE DOIN IT FOR ATTENTION

...

I like Barba but I also just like that actor in general. He was great in Hannibal too.

>Half assed cameos

They have entire storylines that are three parters with Chicago and SVU. Not optional

SVU is such trash.

> SVU makes it required viewing.
Get fucked, the show has been abysmal since Stabler left and Benson turned into an uppity bitch.

I bet you like NCIS

No, JAG is better

>police literally finds the evidence for a crime
>eh eh the warrant didn't cover it! you can't use it or show it to the jury!

is this really how it works?

>is this really how it works?
Yep.

No, because discovery during a reasonable search is grounds for amending a search warrant.

>no X-Files
>not knowing Munch is responsible for most of 90's tv happening within a common universe

Are you going to tell us you need to watch Sesame street too?

We all read the wikipedia page

What about Law and order LA and Law and Order UK?

To expand, I put all the NCIS shit into the same category as post-Stabler SVU
NCIS itself is only good if it's an early episode without Ziva, ziva ruined the whole show.
NCIS LA is not even worth watching.
I haven't seen the newer shit.
JAG is always comfortable, and never has a dip in quality the whole way through.

X-Files is a given, but this is about Law and Order

My favorite law and order series was always SVU because like half the cast was from the show OZ and i liked the early seasons when mariska hargitay wore a turtleneck and would chase after bad guys and her titties would bounce

I can't even tell if this is really from the show or not.

> sesame street is canon in law and order.
Man I loved that episode where Olivia went undercover and was brutally gang raped by the cookie monster and big bird in a dark alley off Sesame Street.

ADA elmo really handled himself well in his first high publicity triple homicide trial

1st. Briscoe and Logan
2nd Briscoe and Rey
3rd Fin and Munch

>watch law and order uk
>catch a few episodes here and there of various series
>want to start from the beginning

Why does America love their 23 episodes per season, for 20 seasons plus spin offs

Where the hell do I even begin? Is there a list that suggests what to cut out cause that's alot of hours

>3rd Fin and Munch

terrible taste

Snuffy a real ass nigga too

Playin both sides by using a dumbass bird who can't keep his beak shut

Early SVU was great stuff, but it turned into the Voyager of law and order when Stabler left and Olivia turned into a stronk bitch after 3 or 5 seasons after nearly getting facefucked in prison.

None of the new detectives really interest me, Amaro was alright as a substitute tough guy for a while, but the whole shit with his wife and bastard son got on my nerves.

Never liked Rawlings too much, she seemed too... clean to be a dirty cop with a gambling addiction.

Start with Law and Order, then SVU will be next, followed by Criminal Intent.

These overlapped when they were airing so you may wish to overlap them when watching. Otherwise you'll finish Law and Order in 2010 and then have to jump back to 1999 for SVU

>criminal is white
>judge is black

Law and order = TNG
Criminal Intent = Ds9
SVU = Voyager

>criminal is a race-baiting black activist preacher
>gets called out on his bullshit in the end

OG L&O was so good.