>hey hey jjgoldbergowitsoberg what if we cast the most boring forgettable characters we can possibly find but wait just wait there's more what if now hold on what if we also completely shit all over the old characters and turn them into cowards and losers
I actually forgot all about Poe until I saw this post, so you're spot on.
Colton Bailey
Kylo ren is one of the best antagonists in the entire franchise so youre wrong
Jackson Ross
Rey looks like some inbred white trash jew hybrid shrew they pulled out of the trash bonfire of a trailer park in the Deep South of Alabama
The old Star Wars had some of the most iconic actors and characters designs of all time. How is it possible you go from the best of the best to the worst of the worst
Jacob Davis
NOPE. Kylie got his ass kicked by an untrained woman. He's also a whiny bitch who looks like John snow and Snape. His character is a mess
John Hughes
dont forget they took the christian cross and literally put in the hand of the bad guy because its made by jews who just gotta flex their hate instead of ya know just making a movie. No wonder they got holocausted for shit like this, its disgusting how depraved they are.
Eli Parker
>rey lives on a desert planet >the actress has a barren womb how can you insult a movie with such pottery?
Josiah Russell
And atleast in the old ones they didn't shove the nazi thing completely down your throat. Jj practically made hitler the main bad guy of his movie. Not to mention the whole empire is a racist white organization quote
Camden Price
How come STRONK women can never get pregnant.
Thomas Torres
Poe and Finn are the only ones with personality, desu all of Star Wars is kind of shit. Just like the originals, the visuals are beautiful and the action is cool, but the stories and characters are literally nerd shit.
Leo Diaz
Kylo is ok but I agree about the rest being pretty crappy.
Easton Edwards
way to completely miss the point
>be writer for new star wars >Darth Vader is the most iconic villain of all time >you are supposed to make a more iconic villain somehow.
IT would be impossible so they did the best thing they could, make Kylo's inability to be as col as Vader the main driving force of his charecter (and probably redemption)
Kylo ren being a spoiled child instead of a cold and nearly robotic super villain is one of the best things about the new movies.
Hudson Foster
There is nothing iconic about Luke. He is plainer than average. And shorter too.
Jack Nelson
This is quite possibly the most retarded take on anything I've ever seen on this website in my 10 years here and because of that I know you HAVE to be serious.
You've never seen an actual sword before, have you?
Grayson Brown
Luke was a whiny bitch in New Hope.
Christopher Ramirez
His backstory isn't developed enough. Any kind of redemption for him is pointless because of this.
Why should I care about the redemption of a character I'm not invested in?
Adam Ross
>rey is a forgettable character >ignore the fact that retards like OP have been obsessing over her for the past two years
Ha ha yeah that little lady is so forgettable.
Connor Davis
You couldn't be more wrong about the first part. Mark Hamilton has a face you don't forget
Ryder Lewis
I never said he wasn't. Do you play make believe because it's the only way you can win arguments and thus feel good about yourself?
Dominic Robinson
Vader was just a henchman with a sliver of backstory in ANH.
Xavier Perez
Luke's design is terrible.. So is Han's (The ridiculous 80s big hair)
David Diaz
>Vader was just a henchman with a sliver of backstory in ANH. And yet somehow he became one of the most iconic characters in movie history. You're purposefully ignoring things
Cooper Anderson
>Luke's design is terrible.. So is Han's
>two main characters from some of the most successful and widely known and remembered movies of all time were terrible Sure, that makes a lot of sense. Do you even hear what you're saying?
Wyatt Powell
Oh. So you have seen into the future and now how these new characters will develop. My bad
Jacob Taylor
Same way I know you'll still be a moron a year from now
Dylan Adams
Kylo was anything but forgettable.
William Foster
>forgettable tier poe >unimportant tier phasma and finn >pretty good kylo ren >eh rey
Ryan Brown
Reddit
Matthew Watson
legit forgot about the spic pilot and the captain plasma whatever the fuck shes called
kylo is memorable for his ayyyyy face though
Noah Bailey
Was for
Nolan Morgan
Are you fucking stupid? Crossguards predate christianity.
John Martin
>Crossguards predate christianity. Wow, that would matter if the cross wasn't so completely tied to Christianity now you dumbass. Say cross, and the first thing people think of is Christianity. It predations Christianity holds no significance whatsoever and changes absolutely nothing
Charles Brown
Religious people sure are stupid.
Landon Martin
The fact that you remembered them enough to make a collage of their pics, along with your post makes them by definition memorable.
Isaiah Jenkins
Even Darth Maul who had literally 0 character was a better villain than Kylo Ren
David Miller
>DUDE I shaved my head and people thought I was a nazi. Don't they know that shaved heads predate neo Nazis by thousands of year!
Jayden James
Yes, people who thought that were probably retarded as well.
Jeremiah Fisher
>nerd shit. What do u come here for user?
Carter Nelson
When people see a cross, they think Christianity
Luke Bennett
When people see a sword, they don't think of christianity for fucks sake.
Justin Thompson
You've been here one year you deceitful faggot.
Leo Torres
I can guarantee you 99% of the people who saw TFA didn't think Christianity when they saw the lightsaber
Tyler Moore
Ah, so we're changing our argument now. Swords come in many shapes and seizes silly.
I thought you've been baiting me but now I see you're just dumb
And I can guarantee I never said 99%of people made that connection
Parker Brooks
Lightsabers never had that design before tfa you absolute fucking retard!
We all know jews mock christians in every fucking film or tv show they make, so there's precedence, faggot
Wyatt Lewis
You remembered him being a whiny bitch didn't you?
Wyatt Harris
yawn
Austin Williams
No a single pretty boy, while oldschool SW has Lando and Han.
>based black guy who gets the (white) girl >based super strong and independent white girl >based sauve mexican fighter pilot >evil, ugly ass, no friends white boi >white bois troops are all white and literally nazis What did (((they))) mean by this?
Kayden Price
art imitates life
Dylan Robinson
>>based black guy who gets the (white) girl That one didn't happen.
Henry Cook
>based black guy who gets the (white) girl Nah, in the sequel they give him aa fat gook
Because nothing sells better in china
Chase Price
>new star wars game lets you play as a pimply faced neo nazi chick with a glock they don't know what they're doing. too bad the game is utter shit otherwise
Hunter Moore
So Rey ends up with based sauve mexican fighter pilot? Based. And brave.
Colton Hughes
Nah, she fucks every non-white male on starbase because that's what strong independent women do
Caleb Scott
That's not the fault of the game, it's the fault of TFA. I don't really understand the point of doubling down on the nazi analogues while also showing how diverse the ranks are in said organization. It kinda kills the effect of both diversity, and evil nazi symbolism.
Jason Stewart
well they have been thinking it'd be too obvious if all of the first order guys were older white guys. I mean, the empire was in good ol star wars but the nazi imagery was more subtle then.
Ayden Gomez
Thats what I'm talking about though, if the naziism was subtle like the originals, then I am not bothered by the diverse baddies. But when you have the pasty white guy giving a nationalist speech that gets responded to with a literal nazi salute, and then have the diverse women of color be officers, both of those concepts get muddled. Diversity belongs in the rebellion, not the nazi first order that emphasizes all their troops looking the same
Oliver Wood
Finn wasn't forgettable at all
Lucas Lee
He was retarded and didnt fit in star wars at all.
Josiah Sullivan
Lmao faggot, you're the one that needs therapy considering you're the one that just got BTFO!
Only hardcore retarded brainlets shout muh 'confirmation bias' when presented with facts.