We are expirencing Internet and TV blackout in alaska. Also white flashes in the sky...

we are expirencing Internet and TV blackout in alaska. Also white flashes in the sky. I will communicate anything else through this post, I have another user in another state monitoring this thread. Can any Alaska-bros report in and confirm? Anchorage area

bumping, this is not a slide thread this is for real

Not in Alaska but I like to fish. Here's to hoping someone is waking the sleeping genderqueer giant.

tell me about ak

nice roleplay thread

also
>posting without internet

Posting from Spenard Road, everything seems fine here.

>no evidence or pics

Is a meteor going to strike earth within the next 12 hours?

I feel like Alaska will not be in the next conflict at all and will be completely left alone...

isn't that huge interdimensional satellite thing out there

isn't it full of nukes

If you wanna roleplay, just spoiler that you're roleplaying.

Otherwise prove that you're legit and explain how you're posting without internet.

>internet blackout
>Shitposts on Sup Forums
Wow it's true op is always a faggot

Agreed. Ajerbaijan, Turkey, and Hungary is next major conflict.

Not OP, hardliner communication is down where I'm at. I can post via satellite but it's super shit. This happens from time to time. Not sure where OP is located but I'm in Calgary

>it's somewhat normal

Booooooooo

Isn't Calgary in Canada?

it is

is a bad troll

Putin is testing cruise missiles with Electro Magnetic Pulse warheads. Our memes and anime porn are under threat! Kek save us!

Why is there a star next to your ID?

>No internet
>Can still save an image and make a Sup Forums thread
>No timestamps or proofs

Yes sorry I was just thinking we were going to post about our individual shit holes. Goddamn Canada is fucking trash

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Trip faggot wants to be special

He's a gay Jew swede and we label them around these parts so you don't get fleeced.

>satellite internet
It makes sense that he has an American address

Basically what this poster said Once you start coming to the chan, the mods start compiling data of your browsing history and label you.in their system.