Qt girl from class invites you over to watch a movie

>qt girl from class invites you over to watch a movie
>she doesn’t even want to watch the movie and just wants to have sex

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trumptards BTFO

>He doesn't bury her face in the pillows while watching the most wildly inappropriate and mood conflicting movies
pleb

Did she even have crab legs to share?

i wish a girl would talk to me

>Ugh this Ryan Gosling guy is such a dork why are we always watching his movies user
and into the trash she goes

>Girl comes over to my place
>Asks what movies I got
>Turn on The Passion of Joan of Arc
>dumb roastie starts feeling me up ten minutes in

Never trust women lads

>try to text girl about cinema
>she starts sending nudes

...

hi

whats up bitch

i know you're a man but thanks anyway...

>gather courage to talk to girl
>end up feeling even worse because you just know nothing will happen
haha

You're not a real girl, Taylor.

hi :)

...

How's the weather in Bengalore?

>Pretentious garbage
>Enjoyable entertaining movies

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>tfw im the dude but also likes fanny and alexander

you just got btfo m8

>Open my mouth to ask a girl for her number
>Suddenly incapable of speaking
hehe, I didn't even want to ask her anyway...

Just because I have a penis doesn't mean I'm not a girl sweetie. ;)

talk to more men

t. Chad

Average and shy guys don't get laid.

Said no girl ever.

He most likely meant girl(female).

why do you think you can pick up girls if you cant even hold a fluid discussion with another guy. Practice social interaction

This feels worse than you think. I've literally had girls pack up their shit and leave halfway through a film because I wanted to talk about the movie instead if choking her and feeding her my dick.

>have gf
>make her watch womencantpossiblyunderstand kino like excalibur, master&commander, lawrence of arabia while explaining she wont understand these movies because she's a woman
>she breaks up with me

Sup Forums was right

>>she doesn’t even want to watch the movie and just wants to have sex
Dude, that's why I recommend we watch the same movie I've seen a thousand times before lol

Remember when seduction was a thing

That used to happen with my ex.
We'd just get to bed and she'd say "choose a movie to watch" so i'd get excited about showing her a movie that i love.
The bitch ended up grabbing my dick 10mn into the movie every fucking time

Never felt so disrespected than when she did that,we broke up soon after.

Yeah okay, James Bond.

>had a hard day at work
>some chick from work wants to come to chill at my place and watch some netflix
>she comes over
>she asks where the bathroom is
>try to find something to watch while the chick is the bathroom
>it's hard to find anything since most of the stuff on netflix is shit
>finally find something
>go grab some snacks and cold beer from the fridge
>lay back on the sofa my eyes closed
>suddenly the chick is climbing on top of me, naked
>she's fucking naked
>literally WTF, I didn't sign up for this shit
>throw her out since I wanted to relax after a hard day
>start watching the shining, the snacks are great and the beer is cold
>everything went better than expected

>talk to grill
>try to be clever
>she doesn’t get it
>can’t tell if I’m stupid or she is
>it’s probably me

>sister wants to watch movie with me
>kino starts
>5 minutes in and shes on her phone/eating loudly
>"What happened? Who's that guy? I don't understand. It made no sense."

Tell her about Sneed. Works every time.

i wanna fuck u so bad!

Will I ever get married if my favorite movies are Office Space, Falling Down, The Big Lebowski, and Fight Club ?

Well my favorite movie is big Lebowski and I have a gf

should I reference chuck or let her get there on her own?
>ayyy girl you looking kyna sneed rn how bout we go back in time and I show you what chucks all about.
>ayyy girl they must call you sneed? *why user* cuz I finna feed ya my seed yheard

>implying cum dumpsters understand and like Lynch

Bitches will put fire walk with me in their ig bio or even tattoo this shit without even watching the whole thing

>watch movie with woman
>she starts trying to snuggle
>I pull back since I'm trying to experience the cinematic brilliance in front of me.

They will never learn.

I know this feel unironically.

Something is wrong with me.

chicks like master&commander. this is making your jokepost less immersive.

>Did you know that sailors believed that having a woman on board was bad luck?
>Would you have let me on board user?
>No

>friend has long distance realtionship
>she comes to town to visit him
>one day he has to work, friend tells me to spend some time with her, since we have similar hobbies
>ok, let's watch a movie
>the whole movie she keeps rubbing her tits on my arm
>looks at me with puppy eyes
>ignore in awkward silence
>go back to friend's house
>call him aside
>tell him what she did
>he gets angry at me instead

>take a woman aboard a ship with otherwise just men

you'd have a lower chance of getting cucked if she stays in the coastal town you sail away from and she goes to bars frequently, and you're gone for a whole year. having no female competition will turn any woman into a narcissistic slut within days.

>>it's hard to find anything since most of the stuff on netflix is shit
>>finally find something
What flick was it, user?

>damn girl call me Chuck! *why user* cuz all I want to do is suck and fuck.

Yes. Just look for one of those quirky redditor girls.

>Something is wrong with me.
Yeah, you're wearing a trip on an anonymous site.

>All that spaghetti

Fucking hell, he was mos def a Sup Forumsirgin.

One of my friends does this and the worst part is he's a guy. He's just a vapid whore and he refuses to watch any movie older than 10 years.

Nobody ever wants to watch movies or shows with him anymore, even women.

Adding greentext to this of one time

>in movie theater
>group of about seven friends including myself and this guy
>watching a movie (I think it was Drive)
>everyone glued to screen
>about 20 minutes in blinding blue light from the left
>guy has pulled out his phone in the middle of the theater
>become enraged
>he has the sound on and it's beeping
>he's laughing at some text a dumb thot sent him
>friend next to him tells him to turn it off
>he says "no"
>other friend tells him to turn it the fuck off now
>"noooo man check out this girl"
>friend rips phone out of his hand and shoves it into his own pocket
>guy whines like a bitch about it
>realizes he has to watch the movie
>"wait what's going on?"
>"how would we know, dumbass?"

we only keep him as a friend because he's rich

I literally laughed out loud at this

>>he gets angry at me instead
youre friend a cuck

True patrician

>Qt girl invites you over
>”I know I might sound weird but I really like watching some Anime”

Anime's fucking trash and so are you, either we watch problem child 2 or I'm fucking out of here.

fight club depends on how you defend it

>tell her no
>ties me up and rapes me
I just wanted to watch The Dark Kino Rises.

>he doesn't watch Dragon Ball

>qt girl invites you over to watch a movie at night at her place
>her pregnant little sister shows up at the place a few minutes after arriving yourself
>start movie
>pregnant sister chats up the qt the entire time and basically ruins the get together
>qt still asks if you want to stay the night when the movie finished
>leave because of spite

>ruins the get together
>leave because of spite
is this because she cock blocked you or talked during the movie?

the pregnant sister 100% cockblocked me on purpose AND even talked during the entire movie. i hated that sister of hers when we were in highschool and i wanted to kick her stomach at the end of that night and i wouldnt feel bad because the father was some ghetto cholo so the kid would obviously grow up to be a criminal

>not fucking the preggo

i didnt feel bad having the thought of kicking her stomach is what i meant. i wouldnt actually do it because i wanted to sleep in my own bed and not get buttfucked in some jail cell

> girl invites be to watch a movie
> after the minutes she starts massaging my crank
> she suddenly says she is putting something more comfortable
> she opens the door
> she gets in the floor
>everybody starts walking the dinosaur