After a flash of light as the planets aligned on new years day everyone on Sup Forums gets super powers

[James James]

After a flash of light as the planets aligned on new years day everyone on Sup Forums gets super powers.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

Now tell me what's your hero/villain name and what do you do with your fantastic abilities?

reroll anything omni related or anything that isn't actually a power

[Leo Davis]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Serqekinetic_Entity_Creation

I can create beings made out of acid who will obey my every command. Well first off I will create a peacekeeping force made of acid to destroy all the dicks in the world such a ISIS and North Korea and just generally go on with my life as normal.

[Carson Rodriguez]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Spring_Embodiment
I guess I become some sort of Hippy. An amoral hippy. Yeah.

[Benjamin Ortiz]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
>Insanity Inducement
fuck this, I don't like it so I use it on OP then reroll.

[Bentley Diaz]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Tidal_Wave_Generation
My hero name is Tide-Lad and I'm the newest member of the Legion of Substitute Heroes.

[Gabriel Ramirez]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Umbra-Electrokinetic_Combat
I'll be Black Bolt

[Justin Lewis]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Psionic_Image_Projection

Hero Name: Dream Machine
Name when I inevitably go evil or just antagonistic towards heroes: Wildest Dreams

Global roadtrip travelling in a magical hippie van that's larger on the inside thwarting evil and forming temporary teamups with other groups. Totally fine with engaging in victim-less crimes and hero brawls.

[Wyatt Nguyen]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pride_Embodiment

>Users become an embodiment of pride and gain power from the hubris of oneself. Users can use pride as a power source to extend their life span or as a weapon. They can transcend to a higher existence if user is proud of what they are now.

Hero Name: Sure

Personify perfection and take on entire governments. Yes, governments, I'm a hero though, I swear.

[Brandon Davis]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Life-Force_Weapons
>I'm a lantern without a ring.

[Michael Ramirez]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Powerful_Touch

Hero Name: Touch & Go

I use my powers to heal the sick and repair injuries and disfigurements of all kinds. I also use my power to create a loyal harem of eternally youthful lovers who live only to please me because why not?

[Xavier Ward]

Surefire would be a better name

[Cameron Harris]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Effect_Reversal
>The user can reverse the effects of superpowers.

>After a flash of light as the planets aligned on new years day everyone on Sup Forums gets super powers.

No. They didn't.

[Mason Cook]

well fuck...

/thread

[Joshua Watson]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mayan_Deity_Physiology
I am a god.

[Isaiah Long]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Authority

GOD DAMN IT Sup Forums YOU WILL RESPECT MY AUTHORITAY

[Thomas Hughes]

/thread

But wait is it?
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Spirit_World_Lordship

As Spirit King, I regrant all of you powers once more.

Roll

[Cooper Moore]

>reroll anything omni related
were you fuckers even reading the rules? what the hell you guys.

[Thomas Cruz]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Giant_Monster_Physiology

Guess I'm now kaiju Hulk.

[Jonathan Hughes]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Cuteness

am i kawaii desu ne

[Isaac Perez]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Transformation
neat, I'm a magical boy.

[Ryder Martin]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Spatial_Guardianship

i can dig it. maybe hit on sailor pluto.

[David Cruz]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Constellation_Empowerment

I am Stargazer

[Bentley Stewart]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Speedster_Physiology
This is extraordinarily weird. I don't think I quite have Superspeed but I still have the ability to push my body to an absolute extreme so I'm betting I'd still be pretty fast. Also the icnreased metabolism and thinking speed seems pretty cool.

[Elijah White]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Totality_Connection

[John Long]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nuclear_Manipulation
Huh. I guess I'm some sort of radioactive supervillain. Kinda boring Let's see, Limtations
>.Could evaporate someone within the vicinity, due to heat.
Okay now were getting somewhere.

[Caleb Jenkins]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Glossary_Page

...

[Julian Carter]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Stitching

My main villain will be a dude with a pair of scissors.

[Julian Adams]

My god... he's got access to ALL the powers! What have we unleashed?

[Gabriel Barnes]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fashion_Ability_Manifestation

>The user can gain certain abilities based on what they wear. If the user wears a a knight's armor, they may gain Chivalry or if they wear a cooking apron, they may gain Culinary Intuition.
>Even when wearing animal pelts, the user may gain the abilities of those animals, such as Enhanced Strength when wearing a bear's pelt. Users may even have the ability to turn into said animals or merely imitate them.

I am the Fashion Police.

[Jaxson Thomas]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Demonic_Arm
The ability to possess an arm with demonic traits.
So, Right Fist Of Doom?

[Oliver Adams]

no, i think he can just recognize any power

can't even tell you how they work, just what the accepted name for them is

[Jonathan Martinez]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Programming?useskin=oasis
>Programming
Hack all the worlds banks with my super programming and use the money to build a super suit. My villain name is Tripcode

[Ayden Johnson]

>Age Aspect Manifestation
I was always a manchild, looks like it changes nothing to my life.
I wonder what happens if you wear the Buddah's clothes. Or Jesus. Or Hitler.

[Daniel Rivera]

No, the Living Glossary knows where to find every superpower that exists, that is to say he can lead us to other supers with abilities we could use.

As a supervillain I need to kidnap the Living Glossary immediately and use his gift to recruit suitable minions. Minions immune to my horrendous radiation.

[Charles Reed]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Swordsmanship

The Edgelord!
>Must be said with the exclamation point.
>He wears bright colors, smiles cheerily, and is polite and socially charming to a fault.
>He also wears a big floppy hat with a feather in it.

I'd do local heroics. Since I don't have any great powers, I'd mostly deal with the local hillbillies and meth heads. Being able to deflect a bullet with my sword would probably be the biggest thing I'd do on a regular basis.

I'm thinking of a stock rapier or cutlass and maybe a steel breastplate (covering kevlar, because I'm skilled, not stupid).

Of course, i'd have to get really, really into physical shape too... just being skilled with the sword won't make me run faster, jump higher or lift more weight.

[Brandon Robinson]

Try a claymore. Since you can block anything with your sword you don't need an extra hand

[Bentley Wright]

>He wouldn't go on a quest for some magical sword that he'd intuitively know how to use

Also
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Haunted

If I have no control over the ghosts I'll call myself House of Horrors and be an evil contractor doing stuff like making the fake house their lair is built under haunted

If I can control it I'll call myself Spook King and be the ultimate high end party entertainment.

"Your kid is throwing the biggest Halloween bash ever then how about a house filled with actual (harmless) ghosts. I also do Birthdays, Bar Mtizvah's, and Office Parties."

[Henry White]

Magic doesn't exist before now... But maybe...
Or maybe i'll go to the guys at Baltimore Forge and get them to make me a custom job.
That is a really good idea... and the claymore is big enough to intimidate the fuck out of most enemies anyway, but i might have to talk to the police a bit more carrying 5'+ of pointed steel around.

[Thomas Flores]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Destructive_Energy_Manipulation

Villain Name: Doctor Destrukto (like all the other overly educated Marvel villains)

Destrukto will destroy

[Owen Thompson]

>dress like a fag
>become most fabulous flaming homo this side of fairytown

>dress up in mascot costume
>furfaggotry reaches maximum powerlevels

great power there. no backfires at all.

[Jonathan Martinez]

Just register it as an antique

[Kevin Perez]

A... Are you Hellboy?

[Andrew Turner]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Amphibian_Manipulation
>I can make frogs RRRRREEEEE on command
I approve of this.

[Ian Murphy]

>Cat Sìth Physiology
decent I guess

[Cooper Morgan]

>Head to the rainforest
>Acquire a massive number of poison dart frogs.
>Use them as slimy, hoppy assassins.

Golden poison dart frogs are so toxic that they can make a man's arm numb from touching a branch they walked on a week prior.

[Ayden Sanders]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Limiter_Removal
>tfw I'm basically Saitama
TIME TO BECOME A WALKING GAG CHARACTER.

[Sebastian King]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Turtle_Physiology

Hero name: Galapagos

>Decelerated aging
>Enhanced durability
>Enhanced bite
>Dermal Armor
>Enhanced Lung Capacity
>Night Vision
>fucking NIGHT VISION

I'm more than okay with this.

[Isaiah Sanchez]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Clothing_Empowerment

Just fuck my shit up

[Austin Carter]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Oneiric_Slaying
>The power to kill people in their dreams/nightmares

B-but I wanted to be a hero

[Henry Price]

I Mean, I Guess I Am

[Ayden Brooks]

you could kill osama bin laden or all of isis and scare them shitless at the same time?

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Rhythm_Intuition
>I am a real ninja
>I can do sound no justu
>I can interpret sound waves and shit.
>Neat, I can probably find things and people with it, or I could have a device and know the exact measure of soundwaves needed to break it? You can break shit with sound, jesus did it.

[Asher Thomas]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cyber_Transcendence

Maybe I am the Internet?

[Daniel Phillips]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Arachnid_Physiology
I become Spider-Man, social ineptitude and bad jokes and all.

I also probably get sued by Disney/Marvel and/or Sony.

[Austin Perry]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reality_Sundering

What good could I even do with this power?

[Nolan Gutierrez]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Blood_Vortex_Creation

Holy shit I'm based

[Caleb Powell]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Garbage_Manipulation

I'M THE TRASHMAN.

[Carson Brooks]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/World_Healing?useskin=oasis

Call me...... CAPTAIN PLANET

[Jace White]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Space-Time_Manipulation

Well that's nice. Guess I'll just become emperor of Earth now.

[Isaac Parker]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/4th_Wall_Awareness

Yay! I'm Morrison[/Spoiler] the meme guy now

[Gavin Sanchez]

>you could kill osama bin laden or all of isis and scare them shitless at the same time?

I'm not a big believer in vigilante justice like that. I don't believe I have the right to decide who deserves to die and execute them like that.

[Matthew Hernandez]

>I'M THE TRASHMAN
I THROW GARBAGE IN THE ARENA

[Gavin Jenkins]

>Animatronic Physiology

>The user is or can take the form of an animatronic, machines that may seem more organic than inorganic because they have a convincing appearance or perform actions that seem to be natural. They may have animal inspired designs and characteristics.

I hate this shit. Call me Mecha Man I guess, also video related, literally me. youtube.com/watch?v=-gP58R9SWmk

[Hunter Murphy]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Transcendent_Armor?useskin=oasis
I call myself Paladin and try to keep the rest of you fuckers in check.

If that's too strong even with its drawbacks, then I use powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Karma_Inducement?useskin=oasis to smite villains and make sure heroes are well taken care of. I'll call myself Karma or something like that.

[Evan Nguyen]

Remote Emphaty wtf? i demand reroll, got too much feels already

[Jace Morales]

>Mental Disorder Manipulation

>The user can induce, remove, and manipulate mental disorders, including mood, anxiety, eating, impulse/addiction, personality, dissociation, sexual/gender and behavioral disorders. They can change the intensity of the disorder, forcing someone to experience the disorder so intensely that they can hardly function and have someone experience the disorder mildly where it's hardly a problem in their life.

I literally have the power to give people autism.

[Brandon Thompson]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divine_Slayer
I guess I do whatever the fuck I want.
I would just sit on the JL Watchtower and eat cereal.

[Charles Phillips]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Master_Builder

Fuck yes. I'm shit at making up names though.

[Jace Long]

AND THEN I PICK UP THE TRASH CAN

[Jeremiah Cooper]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Death_Lordship

[Jason Thomas]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Defense

I will be the Voyuer!

And I will hang around restricted locations and in the middle of super hero fights and just do my own thing.

[Liam Martin]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Shamanism
>astral projection and clairvoyance
>can talk to dead people
>also healing powers
I don't do shit in actual combat, but become the best support hero ever.
I shall call myself A FUCKING WIZARD.

[Zachary Baker]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Telekinesis
Since when is telekinesis god-level power?
Omnikinesis: To manipulate anything and everything.

[Oliver Moore]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Osteokinetic_Shield_Construction

That's...very specific. Making shields out of bone.

I am BONE ZONE. I lure and trap stray dogs.

[James Lopez]

Eldritch Entity Creation

Do you remember the nightmare you had?
That was me. And the nightmare each of your children had? Me again.
And the sounds of the slithering worms crawling in their veins is another of my design. And scratching at the back of your eyeballs a passing thought of what could happen to people who don't seed their fucking torrents.

You are the real monster here. Not that there's any shortage of real monsters anymore.

I would police the universe atop a writhing mass of cancer as the heralds of SHOOMA GORATH!!!

[Wyatt Walker]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Memory_Absorption

I work as a special type of executioner for super villians deemed too dangerous to keep their powers or memory.

[Chase Smith]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divine_Weaponry

Oho. I get to punch God in the face.

[Dominic Walker]

> Name

Relicui

...

> Affiliation

Independent/Unaligned/Rogue

...

> Power

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Future_Embodiment

...

> Purpose

"Superpowers were a mistake, humans cannot be trusted to command powers that defy natural law. While I can't stop people from getting powers in the first place, but I do have the ability to manipulate their futures, dooming them to face absolutely insurmountable, inescapable scenarios tailored to guarantee the destruction of the empowered individuals while minimizing collateral damage..."

[Levi Hughes]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Weirdness_Inducement

>The ability to induce weirdness. Sub-power of Unpredictability. Variation of Chaos Inducement.

I am PEPE, the leader of the Brotherhood of Kek. Our only crime is to want a good time.

[Luis Rogers]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Death_Infusion

Jesus fucking christ. There is no way to be a superhero with this power set. On the other hand...nobody will be fucking with me.

Literally Mr. Death Man.

[Charles Anderson]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Stellar_Empowerment

I'll call myself Betelgeuse and be a villain at night then switch and be a hero at day named Sol.

As Betelgeuse I'll convince everyone I get powers ONLY from the star Betelgeuse then go on a rampage and beat up every nerd in this thread.
I'll create a gang called the Zodiacs and build a giant crime empire.

Then in the morning I'll swoop in and clean up Betelgeuse's mess as Sol and say that the sun empowers me, that Betelgeuse is my arch-nemesis, and then I'd vow to get rid of the Zodiacs.

Infinite fame as a hero and infinite notoriety as a villain.

[Kevin Evans]

Enter,

THE REEEEEEE-TARD!

[Hunter Gonzalez]

This is fantastic...

I especially like your empty soulless eyes...

[Charles Moore]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Whip_Generation?useskin=oasis

Start small company selling quality whips of any material desired at no cost in production. Sell mostly to kinky rich people. Profit. Other hobbies include handgun shooting and archeology

[Thomas Stewart]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Regenerative_Replication

We are the Hivemind. Endlessly replicating until we take over.

[Jordan James]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Memory_Manifestation

This... seems horrifically broken.

I shall call myself... the Walking Archive, and so as not to wind up abusing my extraordinary powers, I shall walk the earth documenting anything rare or endangered for future generations!

[Aaron Ortiz]

Oh boy, This will be a chance to turn my life around...

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hibernation

Oh.

Good night everyone.

[Nicholas Reed]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reality_Sundering
>What good could I even do with this power?

Find the cancerverse and destroy it.
Find Zombieverse and destroy it.
Find Hell Dimension and destroy it.
Find Multiverse where literally EVERYTHING IS EVIL/UNFORGIVABLE and destroy it. (You can murder/eat infants, rape is legal, torture and mutliation is common and smiled upon, that kind of evil.)

FFS man use your imagination...

[Luke Myers]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Body_Part_Substitution

Oh great I can go into por

>have to cut dick off
Goddamn it.

[Luke Martin]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Video_Game_Constructs
huh, I am Megatak.

[Nolan Peterson]

>Been thinking about "The Honey Ray" because it kinda sounds like my name
>roll for powers
>get this
Fuck you, I can make Honey appear when you least expect it

[Brody Miller]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Uncertainty_Manipulation
Forgot my power

[Tyler Cook]

I AM UNCERTAIN WHAT YOU WILL OR WILL NOT DO NEXT

[Zachary Smith]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mutagenic_Blood?useskin=oasis

>After hundreds of people gain their powers, I assume I have some as well.
>Try punching things, sticking to walls, flying, psychic stuff, material manipulation
>nothing
>disappointed, shrug it off
>after a while, start to get really sick
>Go to hospital for a check up. Little green around the gills
>Bloodwork gets done
>Immediately quarantined
>soon, govt takes me away
>experimented on with painful tests and lots of my sickly looking blood gets drawn
>unbeknownst to me, this is the governments attempt at super soldier projects, with my blood being a new catalyst to unlocking powers
>People gain a random power, but at the cost of their sanity or their life.
>attempts constantly fail, while my body becomes broken down from the unstable blood fucking with my physiology.
>have to wear some kinda suit to keep myself from breaking down.
>govt considers the project a failure, transports the a truckload of the serum somewhere
>truck gets ransacked by natural causes or villains
>Serum eventually finds its way onto the streets
>Gangbangers and hopefuls looking to get powers die or go mad left and right
>im eventually tracked down by a group of heroes/villains and set free/captured again

Call me Hazard.

[Nolan Flores]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Internal_Rupturing

well this is unpleasant

[Jayden Foster]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dark_Matter_Mimicry

So I guess I'm either like Blue Marvel, Photon or Ion, depending on how developed these powers are.

I think I'll call myself Archetype. I'll put on the persona of the most cheerful, light-hearted Silver Age superhero while using my wide array of powers to cartoonishly humiliate evil-doers.

[Parker Garcia]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Order_Disruption?useskin=oasis

"No more ethnics"

Everybody, welcome to "House of Sup Forums"

[Nathaniel White]

>reroll anything omni related or anything that isn't actually a power
Example please?

[Leo Price]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Telepathic_Mimicry?useskin=oasis

Mimic

Its lame I have to be dependent on other people around me
And its also by chance
It can go omni to gold balls

[William Ortiz]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Poison-Fire_Manipulation

I live a quiet life.

[Jonathan Wright]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Spawning

>applications include animal mimicry and biological manipulation

This can go one of two ways, either A.) I become a monster hanging out in the subway and recreate that Mimic movie for shits and giggles, or B.) I use this power to make a shit ton of money by selling customized waifus and husbandos. I know for a fact more than one of you would buy one.