Is she actually in love with Ryan Gosling? What the fuck

Is she actually in love with Ryan Gosling? What the fuck...
youtube.com/watch?v=k6ZRmTD_e2k

so strange when these tv hosts act gay even though they're straight, it's so off-putting

I hope so. Love is cute!

she's absurdly hot

why does her face look so ugly and stuffy IRL but not in blade runner 2049?

hows does a girl being in love with you feels like Sup Forums

movie magic

she looks like Miley Cyrus except less degenerate

Hairstyle.

Fassbender is pissed off that he got stuck in Ridley's garbage Alien movie and didn't get to be in true kino

>why does her face look so ugly
the fuck

they try to smear their period blood on you

fake, because love isn't real

why do they do this?

only frogposting is real

I ship them. I want goose to be happy

>implying anyone on Sup Forums can answer that question

aren't we all?

I want to slap my dick across her face so badly.

Goose is happy though
he has Eva

HE CAN'T KEEP FUCKING ALL OUR WAIFUS

annoying

GOOSED

British actors who started on the stage, or "Luvvies" as they're sometimes known, are all a bit gay tbf.

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But then again, who doesn't?
(n-no homo)

to ward off other hoes from doing the same. It's a territorial thing, which is why they get so angry when you come home smelling like someone else's blood

Somebody post THAT Webm of Ana and Ryan...

( ._.)

why is this so?

( ;_;)

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Its James Faggot, what did you expect?

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she probably took that BFC (Big Fassbender Cock) after this interview

I'm impressed if Ryan stayed loyal to his spic with that fine piece of ass wanting the D

>Visibly aroused

Fucking hell, Goose. He can't keep getting away with this!

HOW DOES HE DO IT

IT ISN'T FAIR

It's a question of time until he dumps eva mendes and get a qt

I'm okay on beings but just to let you know? When my career ever ranks I'm going to say it was sexual harassment.

literally looks like a sitcom
>too many gooses

it is everything you dream it would be
got my first gf 4 months ago and going stronger than ever

Its a sitcom, but Gosling still looks like he wants to kill himself.

correct answer

or maybe I've never found anyone that loves me....

Kind of uncomfortable and awkward when you don't feel the same way.

is fassbender actually touring to promote the snowman?

>That's our Ryan!
>theme music plays, audience cheers, credits roll...

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lel holy shit your going to kill yourself in 2 months. You know nothing

sorry m8 this woman is literally better than anything I would have settled for
>just you wait, you'll be unhappy like I am!
she even loves me more than I love her. it's incredible

>>just you wait, you'll be unhappy like I am!
thats not what he's saying user
he's saying get ready for when you break up

Yes, this is your first girlfriend. You will see what happens. Just preparing you and letting you know you will kill yourself

>usually when someone mentions they have a girlfriend they also post a picture of a dog
It checks out. To get a girlfriend all you have to do is act like a dog.

>he thinks his first gf is going to be the end of misery
oh user, my sweet underage user

imagine someone that beautiful looking at you like this, bros

how do you get a girlfriend?

you're more right than you know
>you'll be unhappy, just wait!
no senpaitachi, I'm the only man who has ever given her an orgasm. I own her. I will mary her and impregnate her and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

>I'm the only man who has ever given her an orgasm
>believing a succubus' lies
>"b-but she said she loves me"
prepare

It is more of a belief than a real thing

We want to believe, because otherwise the world is cold and dark and pointless

The world is cold and dark and pointless

We are alone, trapped in our minds, with no one to share our dreams with

>I'm the only man who has ever given her an orgasm

kek

what a hideous beaner

You're so naive it's actually kind of endearing. Have fun.

The first time, like magic

Every other time, like counting down the minutes until the hammer drops.

>I'm the only man who has ever given her an orgasm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>tfw was once like this
>tfw heart completely shattered when she told me she had a sex dream about my mates
>tfw separated for a week to "sort her feelings"
>tfw she fucks my mate and gets his name tattooed on her chest
>tfw haven't had a decent relationship since
>tfw she was my first

it hurts lads

she's actually more naive than me, and more shy too. she literally doesn't even masturbate. She's a miracle, an outlier. an angel. and I'm going to bang her for the rest of my life

>she fucks my mate and gets his name tattooed on her chest
She must have been a huge fucking skank even before you met her, user.

>it hurts lads
Move on, she was a whore, it was all a lie.

Warm. Like everything will be alright as long as she keeps loving you.

We know dude. Then she is going to tell you she made a new friend at work/the gym. It's a guy of course. She will keep saying he is nice. They will get drunk and fuck. She will tell you nonchalantly looking for you to get angry so she can exit cleanly breaking your heart. Enjoy bro, the best has yet to come.

WHAT DO WOMEN SEE IN THE GOOSE!? he's so average.

stop I can't laugh anymore. It is hurting

Oh man you poor fucking bastard. Don't get too attached lad. Trust me I was a happy idiot thinking all was well but when it ended I was a miserable bitch. I think it's pretty much agreed upon that the first relationship anyone gets into is the one they put their entire being into and then when it's over it hits you like a damn bus. But it gets easier over time as you learn to not give so much of yourself to it, always realizing that it's a simple argument away from ending and you both going on with your lives.

>She's a miracle, an outlier. an angel.

Famous last words.

Dude...

>she's actually more naive than me
>I'm the only man who has ever given her an orgasm

Oh user.....

no, shes in love with me cause shes my waifu

>she literally doesn't even masturbate
>she's actually more naive than me
lad you're more naive than she is if you fucking believe every word coming out of her mouth

Wait, are you not?

>as long as she keeps loving you

pretty good. it feels even more better when you break her fucking heart.

Holy shit you're assblasted. Other people can be happy despite you being a miserable faggot
>inb4 muh sad love story girls r evil :(
No1 cares kys

nothing more pathetic than mgtow retards

all women are star fuckers. He is an A lister. Also he is non threateningly handsome and all his movies portray him as someone who would defend a women for life. If you can't see that you will never get a woman. We are apes nigga, now think like one.

Sammy got whacked?

real

Sammy got popped?

is this parody?

you two gona break up within a year or less and she gonna fuck many other men. its called life.

kek

>it's going OK 4 months in so we're going to be together forever

Are you 14?

honestly I've never dealt with it well

I'm always great with chasing girls and when they get affectionate back its fucking weird desu. Maybe I think its insincere or whatever

>Act gay
He's really fucking gay
>He has a wife and children
He sits in cars with celebrities singing along to Beyonce giggling like a prepubescent girl

Never have I seen someone so dumb post here and the dog pictures only solidify it. Please marry her so she takes not only your heart and soul, but whatever little money you have.

Amazing. But when she breaks your heart it seriously fucks you up.

Please stop responding to the underage autismo and post more ana

Dubs of truth user I'm sorry

what if you're fucked up already? should I even bother with a relationship?

scary and suffocating

yeah

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Like rats are clawing at your insides anytime you have reason to worry for her and her absence makes everything seem less vibrant and somehow emotionally hollow because you can't share it with her.

Don't bother its like heroin or coke, the high aint worth the lows.

He's a nice guy irl

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