Times George was right

>Times George was right

B-O-Z-O.

kek. Thats the director of Iron Man.

George has literally never been wrong. Debate me.

the time he killed his fiance

it was, in fact, The Moops

true, according tot he rules of the game, the card said moops. and sinceit was pre-internet era, they cant confirm it was a misprint. this deems George as the winner

The time he forced himself into someone's home to watch a movie because he didn't read the book version of it

Totally unintentional. You can fault him for being cheap, but how was George to know that envelope glue can turn toxic?

Jesus Favreau it's just a clown outfit.

spends 10 minutes putting on red rubber nose

There's nothing wrong with wanting to go cheap on a letter that people are guaranteed to throw away.
It's more or less impossible to kill someone that way. There was an experiment run to test its validity, and it was determined that she would have had to seal thousands of envelopes in a day for it to be lethal.

true, he even wanted to use elmers glue instead of her licking it

He gave them a 20 at the drugstore, not a 10. George is always very aware of how much money is changing hands. No way was he wrong.

Double dipping isn't that big of a deal.

>how was George to know that envelope glue can turn toxic?
Did he get a settlement from the manufacturer?

Taking the frogger machine across the road on his own without help from the others

I'm pretty sure than line of envelope was discontinued. If stores continue to sell them decades after they've stop producing them, you can really fault the manufacturer.

It's like putting your whole mouth in the dip.

>says the man who ate a half eaten eclair out of the trash

Moops

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When he lied about having two solariums.

He wasn't wrong, he was just lying.

Card said Moops, deal with it bubbleboy.