Ok Sup Forums, shall we begin?

Ok Sup Forums, shall we begin?

Its your birthday. Someone gives you a calfskin wallet. How do you react?

... no answer, ok.

Youve got a little boy. He shows you his butterfly collection plus the killing jar. What do you do?

Show him my cock, plus the balls

Youre watching television. Suddenly you realize theres a wasp crawling on your arm.

Cum on it

You're reading a magazine. You come across a full-page nude photo of a guy. You show it to your wife. She likes it so much, she hangs it on your bedroom wall. The guy is lying on a bearskin rug.

m8 this is Sup Forums, you're going to get a ton of false positives because of autism

anime &videogame conventions would be the perfect place for a replicant to hide out

Hang myself on the bedroom ceiling

I track down the guy in the photo and ask if he wants to fuck my wife

Just answer the questions please.

Youre in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, its crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on it's back. The tortoise lays on it's back, it's belly baking in the hot sun, beating it's legs trying to turn it'self over, but it cant, not without your help. But youre not helping. Why is that?

I wait until she falls asleep and jerk off to the picture myself

>Y-you too.

Because I am the tortoise

My father didn’t hug me enough as a child

because the weak should fear the strong

How does it feel to run an inferior test? Cells interlinked.

Is this part of the test?

CELLS

interlinked.

The tortoise killed my family

what desert?

Describe in single words, only the good things that come into your mind about your mother.

What does a women's love feel like? INTERLINKED

CALFSKIN INTERLINKED

Why didn't 2049 have such fantastic noir elements?

my mother?
let me tell you about my- WAAA GIVE MILKY

Do you make these questions or do they write them down for you?

Dead

MILF
THICC
MOMMY
FREUD

Her tight booty

What do you think your mother would say if she saw you today? CELLS

Just focus on answering the questions please.

You become pregnant by a man who runs off with your best friend, and you decide to get an abortion.

Because... I ... I


Did it for lee lolold

That's not even a question.

One more question: You're watching a stage play - a banquet is in progress. The guests are enjoying an appetizer of raw oysters. The entree consists of boiled dog stuffed with rice. The raw oysters are less acceptable to you than a dish of boiled dog.

Is there a question in there?

...

Fucking best thread at Sup Forums right now. Is this the birth of new ~posting?

Tasty dog flesh yum. Can I now play with milky mommy tits?

Cooks
Cleans

Cells Interlinked

Chip manufacturers will often etch microscoping signatures of the designers, team members, a logo etc. so that a chip's origin can be identified and to weed out fakes

You would think the Tyrell Corporation would stencil trademarks between their toes or on the pancreas or something. Somewhere inconspicuous where they could preform a simple visual inspection.

Retire this entire thread.

Interlinked

Interlinked

CELLS

Cells

Every time I watch this scene this question makes me properly uncomfortable. Is that normal?

When you're not performing your duties do they keep you in a little box? CELLS

No, you're way off baseline.

Yeah, it means you’re not a skinjob

Is this testing whether I'm a replicant or a cuckold, user?

Interlinked

What's it like to hold the hand of someone you love? INTERLINKED

Ah yes, a simple visual inspection of the pancreas

Yeah you just gas them and open them up. It's not hard.

This is the future, what is stopped them.

>pancreas
>somewhere inconspicuous where they could preform(sic) a simple visual inspection

wut

You have to admit the pancrease is pretty inconspicuous

(sic)
no one cares motherfucker

mr pickles?