ITT boring movies people pretend to like

ITT boring movies people pretend to like

Bonus points if it makes them say 'not enough transformers for u huh?'

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not enough splosions for ya kid?

WHERE ARE MY JUMP SCARES

>that shoehorned Transformers bit
You actually like the Transformers movies?
Yikes.

Woman in the Dunes. Unique movie but doesn't live up to the hype some film buffs give it.

Do you not wish to live deliciously, user? So sad.

Transformers (2007)

>Inception
>The original Blade Runner
>Arrival

What's wrong with jumpscares?

Imagine being so utterly asshurt you have to make this same thread every fucking day

Do you not wish to live deliciously?

Is this gonna be another sneed meme?

I love having nice things. This is one.

not enough Avengers for u huh?

WELCOME TO THE BLACK PHILLIP SHOW
I AM NOT BLACK PHILLIP

>tfw too ADD to watch Forrest Gump

Asshurt about what

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Ne estas suficxaj Transformer-oj por vi, cxu ne?

I love threads like this, where people proudly put their plebeian ignorance on full display.

What's your favorite movie, op? Maybe someone can recommend something you'd like.

>I love threads like this, where people proudly put their plebeian ignorance on full display.

Great post, too bad you're too afraid to actually write a real response because you just want to lazily shit on a thoughtful and lovingly-crafted film

Snatch (2000)

What language is this

Esperanto.

Patrician

>when you open a thread just so you can sage it

Edgy, probably from reddit too.
A sage isn't a downvote

huh

Seven Samurai

This film was fucking great

how booty blasted you being right now, OP?

I'll give this one to you, decent bait, but still too on the nose for me. Didn't get mad but maybe you'll get me next time. Keep trying, kid.

>this thread again
just turn on the robot already

dude nothing happens and farm shit lmao!

cringe 13 year old

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reddit rebuttal

they're the cheapest form of horror.

Not really

nehkehd boy scenes relentlessly hot not boring

Wich one is it then?

That's gay.

your mom's the cheapest form or horror

yes. and relentlessly hot.

There's no such thing. If something makes you scared then it's good horror

I hate this movie too, went right back to Tranfsormers after like 20 minutes.

Do you understand the difference between been startled and been scared?

Do you understand the difference between horror and drama?

meme

>ITT boring movies people pretend to like
nah it's more like a 6/10 or 7/10 movie getting 10/10 treatment. It happens with a lot of horror films nowadays. Babadook, It follows, Get Out.

I mean that fuck Jay Bauman compared VVitch with the motherfucking The Shining. What a complete joke.

Sleepy kino

I've watched this movie twice and I'd watch it again.

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Dumb phoneposter

Drive
There Will Be Blood (there isn't)
No Country for Old Men

God, I hate phone posters, why do you all just kill yourselves?

yeah that movie was some boring shit
it was babbies first "deep" movie, millennial hipster numales love it to signal their pseudo intellectualism
not surprising reddit gets mad when you shit on it

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There are people that unironically refer to the witch as an "intellectual" movie?

Wow.

Yes they consider it a good movie

I've seen this exact image here so many times I'm starting to think this movie actually is good

this post made me look closely at pic for the first time. i did not know that was a goat. from thumbnail pic i thought it was tree branches.

works every time

Not boring

synonymous

That's because so many horror movies are formulaic shit, the bar's a lot lower.

synonymous is not the correct word, user. the word you're looking for is homos. like bare and bear are homos.

>the bar's a lot lower

for you

Lost in Translation

For new movies, nigger.
No one expects another Shining and no one's going to get it. Don't hold your breath. 7s are the new 10s.

>7 new 10

10 is higher than 7, you uneducated baboon

Solaris was boring as fuck.

Stalker was not.

Yeah I couldn't make it through fifteen minutes of Sloaris. Stalker I've watched ten times at least.

So when you hear an unexpected honk you were scared? When a bug flies into your face you were scared? When you read a passage from something that startled you, you were scared?

Hang thineself

>jews make a movie that starts out with a Christian family having their white, blue eyed baby get mashed into a paste

Really gets my oven preheating

Comfy

t. brainlet

shit taste

It's taken from a witches' confession printed in the Malleus Maleficarum: a recipe for flying ointment.

I thought the message of the film was incredibly pro-Christian. Pride goeth before a fall. The Devil is real. His temptations are many. His gifts are trivial and pacts bring ruin. Faith in Christ can save the souls of the lost.

Yes because the witch is such a deep movie Lmao