Are you lads ready for PorgMania? they are just so adorkable!

Are you lads ready for PorgMania? they are just so adorkable!

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They exist only to sell merchandise. Like the fucking Ewoks and Jar-Jar.

how do they have so much fucking money
all those statues and books arent cheap
and I doubts those toys are one dollar each

>I define my identity through the ephemera I consume

We are at peak nerd culture boys and grills. It's all downhill from here.

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Jesus christ there is so much autism in that picture

Do LucasFilm employees have to shill their company's products like that?

How depressing, corporate culture was a mistake

I love porg

That nu-male looks like the anti-Charls

Yes, that's probably over one hundred dollars worth of things.

>NU-MALES

>tattooes
Why would you get those?

forgot pic

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MAY THE PORG BE WITH YOU
MAY THE PORG BE WITH YOU
MAY THE PORG BE WITH YOU
MAY THE PORG BE WITH YOU
MAY THE PORG BE WITH YOU

Imagine being so butt hurt about Porgs that you post this same topic every single day.

These two probably banged today, meanwhile OP spent 12 hours shit posting on Sup Forums.

>I am Pickle-Reeeeeee!
What did he mean by this?

idk but mods hate me posting it.

I think I'd rather have had the OP's day.

I want everything he has, how do I acquire a life like his? He's living my dream.

The guy works for Star Wars, whatever the company is called. Someone posted his Twitter in one of the previous versions of this same exact thread.

>maybe if I buy enough products it will fill the gaping baby-shaped hole in my heart!
>maybe if we get matching tattoos I will find my numale cuck boyfriend sexually attractive!

>that projection

My bookshelf was worth more than that when I was 20 and in college.

Find a girl, marry her and let a nigger fuck her every second day. The rest will come along.

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jesus fucking christ

Damnit, you are right.

FUCKING
NORMIES
RRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I hate normies but at the same time I wish I was one ;_;

Nah these people are objectively pathetic

How the fuck did thru do that, the trailers been out for like 4 days

so youd feel a desire to fill that pathetic void in your heart with a thousand bucks worth of toys from a movie that hasnt even come out yet?

By all means, tell us how to truly live life, mister anonymous shitposter on Sup Forums.

are you arguing in defence of the people in OPs pic?

>tfw no autist "nerd" gf who gets excited over star wars

>These two probably banged today
She more than likely breached his anus today, you're right

Is this gonna be the minions of Star Wars?

Because the first time I saw this from The Nerd Crew; My reaction was the exact same thing as Rich Evans. And I thought it was fake.

calm down roastie
it might not be too late to get knocked up

>Is this gonna be the minions of Star Wars?
its the new ewoks, dude. and people are eating it up

Are you claiming to be better than them in any way?

that woman looks like a coalburner

yes
yes i absolutely am, 100%
i am better than them

arent you?

If I have a quirky gf like that guy then yes, otherwise no point in being a normie.

How are you better than them? Are you happier? They seem pretty happy to me. It doesn't matter what they spend money on, they seem happy.

THAT desperate, are we?

no judgement, i guess

but trust me; you dont want her as your gf. those kinds of girls are terrible

He works for Disney

The fact that you're posting on Sup Forums says otherwise, really.

They're called "normies" for a reason.

your mo

Terrible in what sense? My only fear would be her cheating on me. I can deal with anything else.
I think I'm more picky than desperate.

Jesus wept

>"Popculture fiend"

my what?

those two arent normies

your moral grandstanding isnt gonna fill the virginity-sized hole in your heart

yes im better than them because i dont spend hundreds of dollars on childrens toys & because my GF isnt fuck-ugly

>sanfran

He doesn't look friendly

What moral grandstanding? I just want a Star Wars girlfriend. And I find this blue haired chick perfectly attractive by my own standards.

>mgtow virgin
>calling anyone else a virgin
I can smell the frustration through the screen, honestly.

whats a "star wars-girlfriend?"

just think... "gamer girl", "tumblr girl", "geek girl", those types. they are always socially worthless & emotionally immature. unbearable personality traits... do i really have to explain this? what kind of a person buys... i mean just look at OPs damn pic

When youre a faggot with no other urges but to consume as much as possible before you die just like your boomer parents this is what you get.

>socially worthless
not sure what that means
>emotionally immature
awesome, so am I
>unbearable personality traits
idk what those are either
And yeah gamer girl, tumblr girl, those sound like bad archetypes. But geek girls or star wars fangirls are different, at least we'd share the Star Wars interest. Also I'm kind of a liberal so there's that, again, as long as there's no open relationship shit or cheating.

>*religiously downloads every single episode of the newest hot garbage to circlejerk on Sup Forums*
so epic bros xD

Nerd Crew is almost indistinguishable from actual "nerd podcasts" at this point.

In other words, new Star Wars fucking sucks but who cares if it sucks if you have a girlfriend to enjoy it with?

youre projecting

everyone you know who posts on Sup Forums is a socially inept nerd (you)
therefore, you assume everyone else on Sup Forums shares those traits
its only logical

alright good for you, i guess
but trust me; after 6 months it stops being cute, and starts being fucking annoying
at least get a cute one, bluehaired chick isnt. cmon, really?

>everyone on Sup Forums is a chubby balding virgin
haha you are from reddit

>Marvel books
>Alan Moore books
It explains everything...

I thought that thing was just seen in the new trailer? How is there merch of it already?

Tons of girls love gaming and star wars and they aren't all emotionally stunted neet incels. You need to get out more.

Don't worry, user, there are plenty of girls who would love a guy to watch nerdy movies with and things like that. As long as your dick is 9 inches. Just kidding.

I'm sure you did.

Stop projecting your homosexuality on others.

>bragging about being an underage fag
18 or older, sorry.

>youre projecting
This coming from the guy who SWEARS these people are actually unhappy? Sure.

Are you implying the short guy from the photo has a big dick?

>reaching for low hanging (you)s with low tier 2 bait
lmaoing @ ur life

Well they produced the toys already but they aren't for sale yet I think. This guy works for Disney or Lucasfilm or something I think. That's why he gets it before anyone else, and probably for free.

>boo tattoo
She's definitely a size queen, trust me.

this

>DUDEE KEK LOW BAIT LMAO
Imagine being unable to write a single sentence because your brain can't think outside of epic memes.

Oh fuck well I give up then. Fucking new nerds/geeks should be gassed.

>Yes, that's probably over one hundred dollars worth of things.

nono
the 7 funko toys that's 70$ right there, the comics behind them you can add a couple hundred $ without a problem and its likely much more with the hardcovers
Cant say about the specific toys inflatable and shit but throw in another hundred and that's a conservative figure
it's easily 500 $ minimum in this pic and that is without counting the price of the tattoos

dont give them a (you) when they have to bait without addressing your reply. absolutely disgusting and uncreative way to try and get (you)s
truly pathetic

I can see how $500 is a lot for an unemployed neet.

Take a picture of one of your bookshelves or something. Your games, dvds, books, comics, whatever you have. It's probably going to be a few hundred dollars worth of stuff.

isn't the new droid marketable enough?
do we really need another shit macot for this shitty nu-trilogy

t.neet with rich parents

That's at least 2 weeks of work down the drain for stupid toys.

>at least 2 weeks of work
It generally takes 2 weeks to get a paycheck, yeah. Are you implying getting all that for $500 isn't a great deal?

personally i'd spend that on weed not on fucking porg merch...like why does anyone need 7 times the same funko toy? but hey what do I know
To each his own

Yup, coke can or gtfo homo.

>all that for $500 isn't a great deal?

top kek

Are you a woman? Never seen a man bitch about another man's hobby this much before.

I love porg

>not posting the gif

Do it right the first time.

Wait could people not tell this was staged?

one day you'll stop caring how other people spend their time

>not being concerned that this basically makes the fandom look bad on so many levels, regardless if it's staged or not

Ironically, the only ones who don't think it's staged (which it is) are the actual fans of the show. They fucking hate how much this irl shitposter bootyblasted their fanbase.

>B-BUT MUH FANDOM
When did you first realize pop culture ruled your pathetic life?

The movie didn't even fucking came out yet, disney's already selling the merchandise?

I'm pretty sure that this stupid droid failed.

Penguins will fail even harder.

Runaways is good shit

>I was only pretending to be retarded

This shit makes me want to nut up and finally kill myself