About to see Blade Runner and there’s literally no one else in the theater, what do?

About to see Blade Runner and there’s literally no one else in the theater, what do?

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post an epic live thread on Sup Forums obviously you absolute mad man!

Rejoice, you lucky dog, that's how the movie is meant to be enjoyed.

Relish in the opportunity of being able to watch and take in kino without normies talking and loudly eating shit

SHIT TWO OTHER PEOPLE JUST WALKED IN FUCK

MUH EXPERIENCE

quick fap

Relish or revel in, theres no "Relish in"

masturbate in all Luv/Joi scenes

enjoy movie of the decade

>couple walk in
>see fat dude alone in the dark room
>"Uhm, honey", says the girl, "isn't there a no singles policy in this kinoplex?"
>"It sure does", says the guy, "I'm calling Robert right NOW!"

OP here you faggots told me the 'no singles' thing was a meme. Waiting out front now for my parents to pick me up wtf.

>Be OP
>Spend rest of life in Popcorn mine
>Be told you're not human every day
>Begin to believe it yourself
>Always score perfect on baseline tests
>One day a volatile butter runoff vat explodes
>Be given chance to escape
>Choose instead to help save fellow workers as the mine collapses
>Die more than human

thanks teach

NOT FUCKING FAIR I WAS SURROUNDED WITH HIGH SCHOOLERS WITH THEIR PLASTIC BAGS OF CHIPS FOR THE WHOLE FIRST HALF

I just now entered the thread to post that very same thing.

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this unironically happened to me

This is the most comfy way to watch movies.

get your money back and leave
it's race war propaganda
they will talk about robots like mexicans and make up racist situations that actual mexicans are never in

they will literally use the words "A WALL" and "WAR" mere sentences apart in the same shaking triggered speech

this, and dream of Luv slapping You and forcing to lick her boots while she crushes Joi

unironically this.

in my hot dog

top kek

What the fuck are you talking about?

Is it worth seeing this in imax? Ive seen in in standard 2d but i cant stop thinking about it. It would be 10$

Wait a minute. Am I in the wrong cinema?

i think so lol

>AYY YAGSBARO.. YAGSPAROO

Yes

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Did you see the movie?

>le skinjob this, skinjob that
>le racial epithet spraypainted on the door
>there's a wall in our society
>you bring that wall down and you start a war
In the original movie, the only people that cared about replicants and thought negatively of them were workers in the police department.
and even then it was a quiet, behind-the-scenes "racism" that was artfully executed to build up the world

the fact that they emphasize it so heavily in this remake means they had a goal in mind. they know it's going to be compared with the original. it was a conscious decision user.

dick out for Harrison

This happened to me as well
>Darrius is summoned
>Had to prep him to not get kicked out
BBC and kino, problem?

I have a TV bigger than that

The fact that this bothers you is not a good thing my friend, your being overly sensitive.
The film is obviously trying to depict a society torn on a "racial" line, for lack of a better word.
The fact that the word "wall" is a trigger word for you is a problem your gonna have to handle yourself,
it's an effective metaphor for the situation of the Replicants. As long as they think they aren't human
they will stay on their side of the wall. If the obviously oppressed Replicants rise up and cross the wall in
force it could cause the end of the society that the Replicants had been used to build.

The fact that our boy K didn't side with either the Replicants or the Humans and instead did what he wanted should justify
that the movies message is to pursue individualism as opposed to nationalist or racialist collectivism.

Cam rip

I went on a Tuesday at prime time and was shocked that at least 25% of the theater was empty. Fucking ANYTHING is packed on the Tuesday after it releases.

Depressing as all fuck to be honest.

>any mention of politics in media has an anti-trump slant
>any usage of the word wall is immediately followed by a punchline
>racism is the #1 issue of our times according to every news outlet and knee-taking football player
that's not even taking into account any comparisons of the first movie to the second
pull your head out of your ass newfag

>t's an effective metaphor for the situation of the Replicants.
Yes, and that's just a coincidence.
They "just happen" to be discriminated against, didn't-do-anything's
This whole trend was "well-established" in the first movie

Pic related, another innocent coincidence
What! They're a totalitarian dictatorship! Of course they're going to express uniformity in their aesthetic! The rebel-alliance has always been about diversity, so of course they're going to be white supremacists!

What do you mean, they're nazis?
What do you mean Jar-Jar is a black stereotype - he's an alien!

whip out your tripod and camera and make us a cam rip

oh wow Sup Forumslack breaking out the adhoms. But which is it friendo am I from reddit or am I a newfag?

Look bud your right about the state of the media, but you were clearly to triggered to realize what the movie was trying to do.

>They "just happen" to be discriminated against, didn't-do-anything's

The Replicants aren't exactly shown as being didn't do nothins either, there were mentions to a previous violent uprising done by the older generation Replicants which was why they had to be retired (similar to first movie justification). The main antagonist is also a Replicant.