Captain, I sense that they're hiding something but I'm not sure what

>captain, I sense that they're hiding something but I'm not sure what
>captain, I sense that they're angry but I don't know why
>captain, I sense people are injured but I don't know how badly or where they are

she's fucking useless

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So true

Who tf watches star trek

hundreds of millions of people in virtually every country

you are the first person to ever notice this
jk have you just tuned in on netflix?
is that why we see so many ST threads now?
>captain, i sense the crotch fabric of my uniform becoming increasingly moist and viscous with vaginal mucus
>please, it is my peoples custom to share the nectar
>suck it all out at once, captain

> useless
she had one use: sperm receptacle for the known galaxy

>captain, I sense many males are looking at my breasts and their penises are hardening

I know a more useless Starfleet officer, and I can prove it

>>captain, I sense they are sexually aroused

>a challenger approaches

Her original purpose was to telepathically communicate with dolphins that were on-board because they were used to navigating in 3D

Could have been worse

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She was a much better doctor than Crusher.

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More legit than mushroom jizz.

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I sense I wanna fug prime troi

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Nobody on the TNG cast aged this gracefully, and please don't (You) me with pictures of that mummified corpse with dyed red hair

Best episode:
youtube.com/watch?v=rgUK1A77IJw

>all those deleted fair use parody vids
FUCK!

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>Nobody on the TNG cast aged this gracefully, and please don't (You) me with pictures of that mummified corpse with dyed red hair

>a challenger approaches

NOPE

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Aged like milk (only second to Kes)

COUNSELOR IS A STARFLEET EUPHEMISM FOR PROSTITUTE
COUNSELOR IS A STARFLEET EUPHEMISM FOR PROSTITUTE
COUNSELOR IS A STARFLEET EUPHEMISM FOR PROSTITUTE
COUNSELOR IS A STARFLEET EUPHEMISM FOR PROSTITUTE

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>only second to Kes

i agree
very qt grandma smirk
nobody cares about aging men being graceful
it's already known they do this all the time
what are you, queer?

Just add cream and you got butter user, or in her case just leave it out to mold and you got cheese

Reported

>Aged like milk (only second to Kes)
To be honest even Jennifer looked like average middle aged woman until she hit her final stage as meth user.

She is basically High estrogen the character. Just catering to the female audience who feels like they have that power instinctively anyways. pretty pathetic character when you think about it

she was one of the best crew members you jack ass

wtf when did she get hot?

It never made any sense why she would be a bridge officer but now it's clear.

30 yr old virgins on tv

I can't believe Naomi Wildman is doing porn now.

i read posts like this all the time and cant believe someone out there actually thinks this shit. i dont know what to say. you're white noise: the poster

gr8 b8

blue pill
the post

There problem wasn't understanding the klingon message, it was responding without the UT.

Shes an ancient Greek goddess, but, you know, like 300 years from now

to real for you user?
how do you not see that it is literally why her character exists???

>doesnt use "the" in sentences

Sub-verbal Slavic australopithecine detected

her main job was maintaining federation orthodoxy. She was part of the 'ministry of love' in the next gen universe. Every ship has a 'counselor' now, the prime directive is a bit more black and white, there are very little interpersonal conflicts in next gen as well as holodeck 'recreation' rooms where everyone is given a limited amount of time to experience it without someone's permission: who does barclay deal with when he develops holo-addiction? Who determines how much time Barclay gets? Troi.

She's the secret government in Star Trek. The federation relies on betazoid counselors to motivate and control everyone.

>computerized translation interface in 23rd century is too retarded to translate vice-versa, even using IPA, books are superior
That's even worse than a dumb nigger unable to use a computer.

>she's fucking useless
user have you seem those big milky tiddies? I think you know what her use is.

Providing the bridge officers with nutrition when the food replicators are down?

The screen can literally provide english pronunciations of Klingon words. How can the act of receiving a message in Klingon be "recognized?"

It's why she got a pointless Mary-Sue powerup in the reboots, making her more of a linguistics expert than Ching Chong Chinagirl on Enterprise.

Captain, fuck me. Please, FUCK ME. FUCK ME FOR GOD'S SAKE.

They needed a black chick on screen, that's the only reason she exists in TOS. Every sequel dropped her role on the bridge and the tactical officer was operating the space phone.

>he don't want a piece of this grannyfu
Nigga you gay as fuck

>babby thinks he knows TOS
No it's cute

>be enterprise, the pride of the federation
>strong, capable captain
>galaxy's only sentient artificial life form as lieutenant
>chief engineer can see well beyond visible color spectrum
>need counselor
>several telepathic races to choose from
>go with a fucking empath

Daphne on Frasier

What's cute is you thinking any other communications officer wasn't there to support nigress communication officer's reason to exist at all. Literally every other ship had one, only because the Enterprise needed to have one to have a black chick on the bridge after all the other, actually important roles were already taken by a (half) alien (because full would be preposterous), a russian, and a chink.

What happened is that they had a writer who really really liked books and wanted a scene of Uhura looking through a book because they thought it'd make for a good scene.

Nichelle Nichols brought up how retarded that was and that as the communications officer she should be fluent in the Klingon. She was overruled.

She's also politically connected. I imagine a good portion of her illustrious career is due to the fact her mom is a high-ranking Betazoid and fucked a popular veteran Starfleet officer.

Chekov was written in because a) Takei was off filming Green Berets and unable to be in the show and b) Russia complained that there wasn't a Russian on board. Chekov was either given lines written for Takei or given lines showing how much of an idiot the character was.

They should've had Scotty flip through technical manuals then. Or Kirk read a book in the ready room. Did the constitution class even have a ready room?

>Russia complained that there wasn't a Russian on board.
Tell me one good reason why in the middle of a raging cold war 'murica should give a flying fuck what Russia thinks about a random sci-fi TV series above all else?

>hey 'murica, we launched Sputnik and Gagarin into space, acknowledge our space superiority by showing a russian on screen
I just don't see how an answer to that would've been anything else than "fuck no".

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Kirk mainly used his office in his quarters, and occasionally the briefing room, but neither of these were on Deck 1.

>is that a book

Yep, that's why I was asking. I don't remember a captain's ready room.

I don't know why they put the briefing room on Deck 1 later, I just don't see the logic behind needing to walk through the bridge every time there's a meeting for the senior staff.

It's nice. Also sometimes they'll have meetings in Picard's quarters.

A mere 11 books in a captain's quarters just supports their rare nature and curiosity value. Hell even today it doesn't make any sense anymore to carry around all that shit when you've got e-books. It's a vintage keepsake, nothing more.

(Besides, Philippa had them on the Shenzhou in her ready room too, so Tilly's just a moron.)

>Young actress with big tits, wearing a form fitting outfit with a low neckline
>Just catering to the female audience

I'm guessing it made more sense in your head.

>implying Kirk would allow a fat cow to serve on his ship

If you don't fit into a size 2 dress then get the fuck off the Enterprise.

You're a bigger shill than Matt Mira.

>anyone who disagrees with my shitty opinion is a shill
Here's your you.

>Hell even today it doesn't make any sense anymore to carry around all that shit when you've got e-books.
Power goes out and the battery on your tablet won't be nearly enough.

>I still have a gramophone because what happens when power goes out and I can't listen to music
This is how you sound.

If that's an issue for you in 2017, the format of your books is the least of your worries.

Gates McFadden had some of the best legs ever.

>he doesn't keep some candles and physical books around for when a squirrel chews on a powerline or some retard rams their car into a poll or any other thing outside of his control
You are, Tilly, and you will never not be, Tilly.

it all makes sense now

> tfw /trek/ generals killed funny star trek threads on Sup Forums

>/trek/ generals
Please don't mention that cancer.

What's wrong with /trek/?

>good reason why in the middle of a raging cold war 'murica should give a flying fuck what Russia thinks about a random sci-fi TV series above all else?
>>hey 'murica, we launched Sputnik and Gagarin into space, acknowledge our space superiority by showing a russian on screen
>I just don't see how an answer to that would've been anything else than "fuck no".

Because Roddenberry believed that Russia and the United States should put the cold war behind them before they annihilated themselves and that having a Russian on board would give them plenty of opportunities to mock Russia while also giving Russia exactly what it asked for

don't worry, in another six years or so you'll be able to tell good threads from bad

What do you mean?

>she senses everybody wants to fuck her 24/7
>isn't a massive slut

>she's fucking useless
For the most part. Still she's
>Picard's personal lie detector
>an advisor on the bridge whose role isn't military at all (Starfleet isn't supposed to be a militia)

The only thing that gets me is how tf she ever got to be a Lt.Cdr

You're newfagging.

This is a question that needs answering.
When Troi senses strong emotions (sadness, for example) she feels it as well, so wouldn't she get horny whenever she sensed a crew member being horny for her (which would be all the time)? And any time she's hanging around Crusher she would sense whenever someone was horny for her, which, again, would be all the time. Surely Troi was constantly masturbating in her private time.

She's well-versed in other cultures and civilizations and naturally gifted at diplomacy. She lacked ambition is all.

Am I?

>Fantasy simulacrum created by Q
>Shown to be able to change the form of himself and others with ease
>Previously mused he should have appeared as a woman
Tapestry is an elaborate scam so Q can have sex with Picard

>warf gets shot in the chest
>"Captain, he's in pain"

in the film industry they call her the space whore and she admited it she likes it

hundreds of millions of 30yo virgins from virtually every country on tv

>implying the Q's actually exist.

fuck she's got some las plagas around her pussy.

Her character proves this is a show for aspies.

She’s an alien that can detect what other people are feeling, get it?

>Need to go to the counselor to work some mental issues out
>Too afraid she'll empathically sense how badly you want to bang her
She'd probably tell Riker and they'd laugh at what a cuck of an ensign you are after too

PROMENADE

>Picards face when

shut-in neets

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