Come up with an episode where the gems go to Australia

Come up with an episode where the gems go to Australia.

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Steven teaches the gems how to shitpost

They hear about Vegimite and believe it to be an yet unknown gem.

POBODY'S NERFECT

They need to fight the aussie takeover of social media through modern memefare. The great firewall of Wagga Wagga is impenetrable and the gems need to find help from the local wildlife.

They confiscate the gems weapons because "muh Port Arthur" and then shitpost at them while Men at Work and AC/DC plays

They go to Australia and have a wonderful time due to its new climate making it so it isn't a horrible giant desert populated by monsters.

>Copy and paste "Bart Vs Australia"
>Job done.

>Landscape is clearly fucked up from something, probably the gem war
>Russia literally got blown apart

How about an episode where Steven visits how different places were damaged by the gem war, so he knows what to expect in the future?

Australia was naturally a bloodbath, so no gem sites remain.

fuck off

Honestly kangaroos, emus and drop bears could take most of the gem beasts we've seen

That's pretty good

>They go to Australia and have a wonderful time due to its new climate making it so it isn't a horrible giant desert populated by monsters.
They prefer to be called Australians, user.

Triggered are we mate?

>It Could've Been Great
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STOP POSTING THIS THING!!!

No because there are no warp pads.

speak for yourself.

The map is pointing to areas where Gem facilities were built, destroyed or not.

Whatever happened to Russia is probably really important.
Two current theories on it are that it's either
>where the Diamonds shot the corruption nuke at (which wouldn't explain a facility being found there)
>or where Pink Diamond was born, with her creation taking that whole chunk of the planet

The latter is a huge stretch, but there are some possible hints of it, like how PD only had Earth and the moon, and the fact that the spot is kinda close to the second largest diamond mine in the world which looks like a giant crater (obviously 1000x smaller than the one in Russia in SU)

Steven gets eaten immediately by a giant gem snake, bitten by a gem spider, stung by a gem scorpion and kicked by an emu
That's it, that's the whole episode

How about all of that, but happening to Peridot?

Not a gem emu, Just a regular one?

And choked out by a kangaroo

hold the fuck up why is there a giant crater where Russia should be

Why is there so much crime in the desert?!

The sky arena is probably over Spain, as that's the only one of the three locations to be so close to mountains. The ziggurat is underwater, and the spire is in south america.

No Antarctica?