What if Blade Runner 2049 was made by Zack Snyder?
What if Blade Runner 2049 was made by Zack Snyder?
It would be kino.
It'd be a piece of shit
JDM would be in it
>twelve hours long
>muted colors, all lights have a blue filter on
>all the landscape shots are in slow-mo or ramped
>constant shaky cam and snap zooms during action scenes
>CGI people/replicant characters look less "there" than JOI's hologram during fight scenes
>naked bodybuilder dude as the giant hologram instead of asianfu JOI
>it would be shit
Would be more loved
And Joi "pic very related"
it would be complete shit and K would have stayed in the stairs in Jesus pose in the end
>implying any of those things are bad
>Shaky cams on action
what?
Except K wasn't Jesus. If anyone would have had a Jesus pose, it would've been the miracle baby.
It would have been actually good like Batman vs Superman
Our guy Armond would have praised it as well
It should have been Refn, desu.
Ahahahahahah
Then it would be very honest and probably very beautiful.
>Wallace played by Jesse Einsenberg spouting the same garbage he did on BvS
>Turkish airlines
>giant mutant replicant fighting K on the roof of Wallace's building
People would pretend it's a bad movie
t. brainlet
post your top ten movies right now
Ford and the Goose would have never signed up
The movie would be filled with terrible CG
t. butthurt snyder fag
It would be 20 hours long, practically be black and white, and make no goddamn sense to anyone not taking hard drugs. Plus gratuitous product placement and Turkish Airlines.
I wanted to say you can stop shilling/b8ing/doing the inside joke where you pretend it's good/advertising your shitty taste by seriously indicating you like this movie by saying Batman vs Superman came out years ago, but it only came out in 2016. It feels a lot longer because of how much you guys wont' give a rest.
>anything I don't like is shilling
average plebian who hates BvS
Hey faggot, I gave a few other motives people can have, but what's the point, literally nothing you could say could convince me that you're not b8ing me, and I'm serious about that. If you do like the film, however, that's how much of a joke it is to pretty much everybody.
>you'll never have a 12 hour cinematic catharsis that explores the themes of 2049 in the most extreme detail
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HE IS A CHILD MOLESTER
this
Ahahahahah
This
Can Snyder come up with anything original that doesn't suck?
The only "kino" scenes are the ones he directly rips off the source material.
Nope. Sucker Punch was fucking awful
Stay in your reddit quarantine general. Refn is and always has been /ourdirector/
>K and Batista fight last for 10 minutes, full of CGI and Batista performing his signature wrestler moves
>K shoots Batista, the bullet enters his skull in slow detailed CGI
>Deckard: hey K do you want to know how I named my daughter? CHRISTine...
Sauce
It would be the same cliched, dollar store symbolism trash that is BvS.
It would have been more or less the same but made a lot more money.
>Deckard's Vegas loft is decorated with biblical paintings portraying characters like Job and Abraham, shown behind him at specific moments
>Wallace misquotes Milon
>Important scenes lift their soundtrack from better movies
probably more people
rain in most scenes
more intense fights that look like def jam
black people doing cypberpunk gang shit
k chasing down replicants down the street
deckard getting killed
movie locations are always with neon lights
these
It would suck.
Instead of subtle but precise references to excellent examples of the western canon, all symbolism will be replaced with jesus allegories so blatant and amateurish a three year old in sunday school would notice them.
Instead of beautiful women, all sex scenes would be focused on gosling's ass.
more like Wallace passess of Milton quotes as his own insight
>I figured way back, mister Deckard, that the end of all learning is to know God. I am a god to the replicants since I do create them. And the first thing that God named was loneliness.
Goose's silent stare would be even more pronounced under his direction.