5:30am

>5:30am
>wake up before school
>steel drums start playing

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>ywn see them uncensored

I like how only 1 of the 3 girls isnt overweight

>tfw "joe franco" was held captive and gay raped in his home

Why did you feel the need to add "gay" before rape? It's already assumed he was raped by men nobody thinks "female" when you say a man was raped.

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One of the first things I did was download GGW when I got DSL. It was nothing but girls lifting their shirts for a second. Softcore porn is better than that shit.

Dude hogtied him then stuffed a sex toy up his ass while filming so he could sell the tape.

Remember that girl in the shower who was fully nude?

>stay up watching adult swim
>parents go to bed
>turn down volume
>switch to comedy central and wait for commercials
>fap furiously

They knew how to sell that shit though.

>see this shit all the time as a kid
>get excited when i have my own computer and can actually take the time to stream/download whatever porn i want
>check out ggw
>it's boring as fuck and barely gets me in the mood

>mom won't let me stay at my friend's house saturday night because we have church in the morning
>stay up late watching Wild on E, Bliss, and GGW commercials

to be young in the mid 2000s again.....

>Be like 13
>Stay up until 5 am looking for softcore porn
>Nothing good comes on
>End up jerking to a GGW trailer
It always sucked, but it got the job done.

Thank you Limewire

>stay up past 10 on a weekend
>Bikini Cave Girl and other HBO/Cinemax porn comes on

I came to the GGW trailer at least 40 times.

>no computer
>mom goes out to buy groceries
>quick jump on her computer and physically print out porn from Sup Forums in like 2006
>hide it in a shoebox under my bed
>probably would get me partyvanned but at the time I was the same age as the girls in the pictures

Shit tier because no penetration is actually shown not even oral.

I can still get off to the commercial even though I know nothing is shown but it was the tease that was best.

SET IT AND FORGET IT

GGW is the reason had Hannah Hilton for a good but brief period of time.

>implying i had ever been to sleep
also
>see these
>whip out dick and fap
>finally see some tits
>boring as shit
>half the fun was them being censored
>nut in 3 seconds
>now takes 20 minutes of obscure shit to get off

Literally perfect and it's too bad she didn't do any really depraved shit.

>he didnt jerk off to spiderbabe
underage ban or grandpa

I blame these commercials for my clothes on/censored porn fetish

Anyone remember those sex scenes from silk stalkings ? Closest thing to porn we had back then

Holy fuck I loved this

>saw a few where they got twins to make out with each other
>later on realize how disgusting that is

Imagine making out with your brother so people can jerk off to you.

Twins do weird shit all the time, like skin-crawlingly weird.
There's a reason for that Game of Thrones relationship.

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so this is why calypso gives me a boner.

>thinking about men when watching lesbian twins

What are you fucking gay?

>remember the internet exists and I can download ggw
>remember my ultimate fapbait commercial girl
>the audition part of GGW Games is scrubbed from the internet
Smdh

Twins do a lot of wierd shit with each other. And girls do a lot of wierd shit with other girls. Every girl I know has, at some point, bare minimum frenchkissed another girl, and most have interacted with a friend's vagina in a sexual way at least once.

Now imagine a girl trying to figure out sex to find out what pleases them. Why not try things out on/with someone who is physically is exactly like you and see if it works as well as you hope? They feel, taste, smell, and generally experience things the same way you do. Might as well give it a shot.

it's more like thinking about the incest part of dumbass
he's right too, twin shit has always been fucked up but gets a pass with normies for some reason

Literally all my favorite non-porn porn as a teen.

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>thinking about things while you're fapping

I really hope none of you are this retarded. Next time I fap I'm definitely going to think about everything that's lead up to that exact moment and how I got to where I am.

>go to friends house to hang with the bros
>late night card games
>everyone drifts off to sleep except that one friend playing Morrowind
>you watch him for a while because you can't sleep
> eventually wake up and the tv is on infomercials or re-runs of Aquateen Hunger Force

anyone else know this feel?

Why didnt you guys just watch porn on your phones

RE

This is from 15 years ago too. Imagine if they tried it now.

waking up in the middle of the night to infomercials is chilling. That's why I loved cartoon network. No unnerving infomercials.

Fuck off, we fapped to national Geographic and Tifa's blocky tits and we liked it!

>now takes 20 minutes of obscure shit to get off
You will make some lady very unhappy some day.

I feel old because I was already out of high school when aqua teen started.

I didn’t have a phone with internet capabilities until I was a freshman in college and even then I was ahead of the curve more so than most of the people I knew

>every 12 year old with an iPhone can now blast themselves with 4k porn at a moments notice when I had to steal SEARS catalogs

>Korn.systemofadown.drowningpool.cp.jpg

i remember saving shooped images of jennifer love hewitt on my secret floppy discs

>Limewire
true patricians used Kazaa Lite K++

>not ending with .exe

>that one fat friend who stripped all the way down to boxers that were too small for him and his nuts just hung out of them all night
>that time 3 of us locked him out of the game room until he put clothes back on because hed play with the gamecube controller in his lap on his balls and we never didnt want to use that one
>that hot blonde mom that bought us all 2 rounds of mcdonalds breakfast the next morning
>hearing how she moved out of state after a divorce
>not being able to sleepover anymore at that house

Fug

>lita_ford_sex_r@ygold_pthc_les_claypool_is_god.exe

>tfw my dick was trained to get an erection every time i hear drums

Lita Ford did porn?

...

Was there even a difference? My friend had Bearshare. I remember my dad had Napster earlier than that, but I never used it. I downloaded Methodus Toolz and tried to use Crapster, but just ended up spamming AOL chat rooms.

>teen_anal_sex.mpg.exe
>linkin_park.mp3.exe

>mom wakes up seeing me formatting the pc
>again

fuck you limewire

no, but promising lita ford nudes or child porn seemed to be popular methods of disseminating malware

OH NO NOT NOW

Roughly 2/3 of Americans are overweight so I'd say that's statistically representative.

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>Download Queen_of_the_Damned Korn feat. StaticX Slayer BlackSabbath Slipknot LinkenPark Mudvayne CyprusHill LimpBizket
>play song
>hear this
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>Be poorfag
>Day I get my first laptop limewire got shut down

The guys are scrawny and the girls are fat

>brother leaves for highschool trip to london
>use his pc
>its infested with malware
>shut it off
>moved-out sister comes over to use pc
>"MOM user PUT PORN ON THE COMPUTER"
>"n-no it was-"
>"TAKE IT OFF RIGHT NOW. WAIT TIL I TELL YOUR BROTHER WHEN HE GETS BACK"
>she tells him when he gets back
>he plays along and im grounded for a week

And after Id moved his box of low quality porn dvds in his closet so mom wouldnt find them whike she cleaned. Turncoat bastard.

I'd bang my twin

holy shit that impression. Like, that was the best they could find in slavsquatistan.

>MFW they did porn for free
Truly based

I remember watching this in 2003.

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CLICKITY CLACK DOWN THE TRACK ITS LOTS AND LOTS OF TRAINSSSSSSSSSSS

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

fuck yes there was as difference. it removed all the spyware/adware and added a ton of features

fuck that's great

>Never had Comedy Central as children
>Only time we got to watch it was at our Grandparent's house because they had good cable
>Only visit the grandparents during Christmas
>Most of my christmas memories are filled with fond times spent with my brothers watching holiday episodes of South Park with Girls Gone Wild spaced through out
>Got so horny from it once that I made out with the dog

Good times.

>tfw know that feel, also fapped to old blocky PsOne TombRaider

>Not planting cp on it then showing your mother after

lol. my fap sites were Alscan and anime.net fuck i forgot that anime portal website, but yeah, pics of shampoo naked all day everyday

>Got so horny from it once that I made out with the dog

wypipo

>implying the mother would care about cp since he's also underage

>Got so horny from it once that I made out with the dog
You sound like my friends brother. Did you all finger the dog?

>You will never sneak on your dads computer at 3am and suffer through porn sites that look like this ever again

Thank fucking god

>be 18 right around the time p2p is booming
>move away to college
>return home for a weekend
>download a bunch of CP from limewire
>go back to school
>forgot I left the folder on the desktop
>had to call home and tell my sister to delete it
>"user what is this"
>make up some bullshit about it being mislabeled as an album

If she hadn't at least pretended to buy it, I would have killed myself right then and there.

omg I wish I could go back and save the one on the right. ;_;

[steel drums intensifies]

Your whole family knows, your little sister obviously was playing along and told your parents about it later

>that one friend who showed you childmodelling sites when you were 13
>thought it was okay because "theyre my age"
>come to realization eventually

It was not okay.

summadat porn was gud as shit tho

>I will never find the stripper sexline informercials I watched as a teenager back in 2000

It's not fucking fair.

>not okay
>tfw i went looking for them just about now and i can't find them anymore
i miss them bro

Imagine finding cheese pizza on something you're on record as having bought. I'd freak the fuck out and nuke everything and beat the shit out of all my kids without saying a word to them.

you can go on those naturist photography websites if you want

>not making backups for safekeeping and filming them doing the acts to "punish"them

what kind of parent are you?

>and added a ton of features

I remember when FrostWire came out and added that feature where you could see what people were searching for. there was some fucked up shit that people would search for.

Also the one feature that was always fun was searching through the files of people you were downloading from. People shared the dumbest shit, one time I downloaded a txt file with some dudes entire life. Ssn, bank numbers, log in information to everything, probably the only thing that wasn't on there was his height and weight.

I like voyeur shit and I downloaded something labeled as a nude beauty pageant and it was a bunch of nakedfucking kids. Just call it kiddy porn in the title asshole. I just wanted to see some titties, mang

>Fighting cp with cp

I miss this site so fucking much. I remember my username and password still. Those old babysitter vids and early bangbus vids. Fuck I nutted so many times to them.

>used to unironically jerk off to those late night phone sex operator commercials with the girls in tiny bikinis
>also softcore late night italian porn soap operas
It was a simpler time.

>wake up at 5:30 AM before school
Damn where'd you go to school?
Earliest I ever had to do was 7:00 AM

Fuck off, you triggered little faggot.

>dudes entire life. Ssn, bank numbers, log in information to everything, probably the only thing that wasn't on there was his height and weight.

lol i found a couple of shit like this as well. i just felt guilty to take advantage and use his cc to buy some stupid shit. but some of my friends bought lots of shits with stolen ccs