Don't kid yourself Sup Forums, you would read this

And you'd love every bit of it

Rogue and Kurt? GO ON

Of course I'd fucking read i-
>Iceman x Iceman
I need this right fucking now!

is Mystique/Xavier a totally Bendis thing? it's so fucking weird

This references a few Bendis things that weren't revealed at the time. Mystique x Xavier being one, Iceman x Iceman being another

I wanna see more eyes-open-no-ruby-quartz Cyclops getting it on with diamond form Emma

Daken and Northstar? Weird, but hot

And 100% chance of being rape.

yeah i know but i was commenting on the pairing overall.

this issue also had the awesome future team lead by Scott and Emma's kid who looked amazing

Oh god it's that one cover with all the crack-shipping.
Also
>XMWAH
?

Ruby Summers?

It's just a joke. X-Men, Mwah slang for kiss. X-Mwah.

nah it was a dude, had a cool white coat and red shades.

>North Star and Daken
Aki could do much better.

At least it's not Wolverstique or whatever that battle of the atom guy was called.

I see two faggot couples

Dropped!!!

>Writer
>Bendis

NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
NOOOOOOO

They did tell you that there's not even the pretense of a plot. You should have seen that coming.

No.
No make-out for Beast. He does not deserve to be happy.

Now that would be one hell of a laser show.

It happened before, in Phoenix Endsong i think.

It's not rape if you're raping the rapist back while being raped.

>cypher

NO

>Two people want to rape each other
>They end up having literally insane sex
I shouldn't want this.

>DakenxNorthstar
>CypherxMagik
Eh. Fine. I'll ship it.

>Rogue and Nightcrawler

Wait, but, they're.....

Make Pichelli draw the interior art as well and we'll talk.

>Writer: Brian Michael Bendis

You'd have to pay me to read it, and not a small amount, either.

And I still probably wouldn't come close to liking it.

Ice manX Ice man is just weird on so many levels

>Scott and Emma
>Madrox and Layla
>Cannonball and Moonstar
>Beast and Brand
Some of these aren't bad

It's a bit superfluous when he can already have a self-orgy without help.

Is that any weirder than Bobby x Bobby or Wade x Wade?

I also can't believe Bobby's pulling (...) a "Multiple Man".
And although Wade's degeneracy has no limits but I'm still hoping that's Ladypool there.

But freakiest still doesn't go to either of those two couples.
. Remember: Trannyclops and Emma traded brains back in House-of-M and didn't "straighten" things out until the Phoenix Five. .
Runner up is the Multiple men married to the girl with a disturbingly recent date of birth.

Nightcrawler's first girlfriend is the biological daughter of his adoptive mother. It's his type.

And yet who's Illyana settling for?
We all know that's not the teammate she wants to mate.

This reminds me: why isn't Layla or the rest of X-factor Investigations screaming for blood over Jamie's death?

They did kinda warn Cyclops about the future several years ago so if anything they'd be mad at both sides.
Where the hell is Hope right now anyways? I know it probably won't happen but any major "armed" X-conflict has a massive chance of devolving into Hope committing mass murder out of nowhere.

>Dani/Sam

>WadexWade
>BobxBob
is this selfcest or gay