Got the cops called on me when I went to see Blade Runner tonight

Welp, that's it. I'm never leaving the house again. Yes, I went to see BR2049 by myself. I'm sitting there watching the opening trailers when I get a tap on the shoulder. I'm escorted out by some teenage dickwad employee and then two cops are standing there looking at me derisively.

They tell me there were concerns about me and they were called because some women were afraid and no longer felt safe in the theater. So they're sitting there asking me questions in front of the entire fucking theater. Everyone is eyeing me as they pass by. I wanted to fucking die but I couldn't leave because these fucking pigs had to make sure I wasn't hiding anything on me and why was I there (to watch a movie, pigs).

I wasn't allowed back in the movie after they were done with me because even though there was no malicious intent or cause for concern they thought it was best if I leave for the night. No refund either btw.

I'm at home crying right now. I still don't think the movies have a no singles policy, but it's clearly an unofficial rule. Fuck movies.

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dude just go to h&m and spend $30 on a normal outfit

Is this a true story?

???
are you obese? were you wearing a trenchcoat?
is this pasta or you are leaving something out

Next time make it about your $300 K replica jacket that they think is hiding weapons

lmao cucked

> I wanted to fucking die but I couldn't leave because these fucking pigs had to make sure I wasn't hiding anything on me and why was I there (to watch a movie, pigs).
>Not just pulling the ol' AM I BEING DETAINED line and moonwalking out of there

>didn't go to the open carry screening

this why?

>I'll take shit that never happened for 400

e for effort op

heres your (You)

>tfw cinema showers are out of order again

LITERALLY SHAKING

Yes

I was wearing the same jacket I usually wear. I'm a little overweight. I know women fucking hate me, so ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????? I don't really know. I'll admit I LOOKED at a couple of the chicks in the theater, but that was before I sat down, and I wasn't being creepy or obvious or fucking staring I don't know

>tfw the theater cops arrested me for watching a movie again

Why do they keep doing this to us?

Fuck off with their delusional shitposting frogposter.

Why is this stupid post making me laugh so fucking hard

> tfw your theatre has a coordianted seating plan and the girl your paired with buys two seats so she doesnt have to sit with you

At least they sent you home instead of going to the popcorn mines.


Seriously though pirate movies you spastic. Single white men are not to be seen in public.

I mean what even is this meme

ebin made up story hahahaa you're so socially awkward xD

Fuck off why does everyone think this is a meme. Let me be clear: This really happened to me. This literally just occurred tonight. This isn't one of your gay Sup Forums memes I was practically arrested for simply existing because I'm apparently that much of a freak.

Fucking women. Fucking cops. Fuck you Sup Forums for calling my life some pepe falcon meme. Fyck you

That's what you get for watching a shit movie.

>tfw cinema falcon was eaten by a cinema vulture
>tfw cinema shooting range became super hard disqualifying you from seeing anything above pd 13
>tfw cinema prostitute downgraded to only giving handjobs

Provide proof then

> Cinema ticket
> Recording of event
> Pics of you crying

No. Women don't go to see Blade Runner

Next time, OP, bring an anvil made out of plastic instead of actual metal.

lol

That's what you get for going alone

>Doesn't spend a bit more to attend the CMNF VIP showings.
>They provide you with an escort if needed.

It's a pretty sweet deal.

My mom brought me a roast dinner during Bladerunner because she thought no one should go 3 hours without something to eat.

post pic of self

Here is my suggestion:

- go to the theatre
- buy the crab legs (you can get to concessions without a ticket)
- take them home and stream movie

It's much more relaxing this way.

This shit with the theater shooting has made people fucking crazy. I saw Blade Runner at IMAX and there was a video before the screening telling people to look out for anything suspicious, showing where the exits are and said if anything happens to "RUN FOR SAFETY". Soon enough there are going to be metal detectors and security pat downs at theaters like the fucking TSA. Just because of one psycho.

OP is lying to freak out spergs who have anxiety about going to a movie alone

i look like a fucking homeless drifter serial killer and have never had any problems by myself at a theater. nobody is paying attention to you. nobody cares.

I would hope things like that would cause people to say "fuck it" about the whole movies ordeal. We deal with it at music and sporting events because those are live affairs, but a movie is the same movie whether at a theater or at home, with the only major difference being the size of the screen and loudness of the surround sound. It's not like it's hard to set up a good home cinema, and for cheap.

>he thought the no singles policy was a meme
LOL

Are you actually autistic or mentally disabled in any way?

If so then threaten legal action for discrimination

truly, the greatest country on earth

Needs quite a bit of polishing before it has a chance at decent becoming decent copypasta

>This literally just occurred tonight.

No it didn't. Shit thread.

Saw the same thing. I wasn't even thinking about being murdered when i walked in but after that I was on edge throughout the movie. Every loud scene I was half listening for the sound of a gun being cocked. Didn't help that the IMAX theater was inside a mall that had recently just had a shooting/robbery and 5 minutes into the movie literally 12 muslims walked in, half of them women wearing fucking hijabs.

Post a picture of your face and we'll decide. Dont worry no one here will give a fuck since Sup Forums is practically leddit at this point. Plus you can delete it.

this, i'm going to more or less believe this happened against my better judgement, for the sake of amusing myself, but you'd get more attention if you added some spicy details

>better script than br2049
have ever thought of selling this script to hollywood

>t. bored old-Sup Forumstard

post the movie ticket and your story will go into the hall of fame. people will take screenshots and post it even years later, sharing your pain. the suffering you are experiencing right now will become an immortal meme, shared among generations.

prove it

I'm calling bullshit.

if in the tiny minuscule event that this is true however sue for violating your civil rights

Hate to sound like a Jew but if you're not white or if you've ever been diagnosed with a mental illness you could sue the theater for discrimination and/or emotional distress.

Can't believe I'm actually posting this. OK this is me.

This. If youre not trolling you can actually gain a lot of money from this shit user. You have rights

>decent becoming decent
>>cells interlinked
>>decent

I like the eye color

0/10 nobody is that ugly

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dont lie lad

ah-bloo-bloo

Stop shaving your head and get a decent hair cut. Those bitches will be craving you.

This is ridiculous. I am angry just by reading it. You better not be lying.

Get some hair

>ads before coming attractions telling audience to report seedy characters with suspicious behavior and dastardly plans

Wow, these things actually work.

Go back to neogaf. Admitting you even recognize that site should be bannable. Not killing. Not even reddit makes me this mad. KYS

What a gay face

This

>Comes up when you reverse image search the pic
Wow you're a retard

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Literal retard

I was planning to go see it alone too but after reading this I think I'll pass. Its better not to take risks and just wait for the torrent.

>what is reverse image search
OP's story confirmed fake and gay

I'm OP. Not the blowjob who posted the pic.

I go to the theater alone often. Couple times a month depending on what's come out. I am skinny and weird looking. I put on a mean face when I am out by myself to keep people from talking to me. I've also dressed full neckbeard (fedora and long black coat).

I've never been kicked out of any of the theaters I've been to. So either this didn't happen or you did something.

If this did happen, storm in tomorrow and complain. Demand your money back, threaten to go to the media. Also review any posted single policy. They shouldn't be able to kick you out for no reason without compensating you. With a voucher or moving you to a different theater

You dumbass.

i dont wanna beat a dead horse at this point but you really are retarded. google search image literally takes one click my dude.

>Go to movie
>Am first one there
>black family comes in
>sit directly behind me

They do it on purpose don't they

sue them, you would win
assuming you didn't make this shit up of course

Is it true you get put on a watchlist if you buy only a single order at the crab leg stand?
Serious question.

OP, if not a troll, find something to sue over. or complain and get comp'd tickets for like a year.

i see movies by myself sometimes and talk to theater workers there, they dont give a shit.

my dad sees movies alone in the morning before work, again nobody gives him shit.

>kinoplex threads were prophecy

>comp'd
Where have I heard that term before...

sushi man who shot 60 people

>saw Blade Runner
>qt young black girl with nice tits and her friend sit behind me to the right
>She smiles at me as she walks down the aisle
>I can smell her perfume/lotion/hair product/whatever
>I swear I can see her looking at me in my peripheral vision
>movie ends and she smiles at me again and shyly looks away as she walks by me
I should have asked her out but instead I went home and fapped to ebony teen porn. Thanks for reading my blog

this is either a lie or you should raise hell with management for not giving you a refund at least, but you're either lying or a beta bitch so either way you lose

Why the fuck wouldn't you sit at the back row if you were first? Literally no one can talk behind you then

Moron. In big cities like Seattle/San Francisco/Portland, up to 50% of the audience is singles on any weekday

Source: Movie theater manager here

>tfw no qt ebony qf

should of asked her what she thought of the kino and when you realize how little she understood it you'd immediately lose interest

>order Guacamole-Live!™ for the showing of Blade Runner
>fucking designated shooter kills the guacguy as he prepares my appetizer
>don't even get a refund because I didn't buy designated shooter insurance

>be me
>go out alone literally all the time to the movies and the mall etc.
>never have any problems because I'm not fat or ugly

Do bad genetics really make daily life a living hell like you guys make it seem?

Kinoplex just started selling these. What's the deal with this candy? The chewy coating tastes bad and overpowers the juicy filling. I chew for minutes and these cheap gusher knockoffs never break down. It's a real chore to swallow.

>the penis inspections are real

kys retard

How DARE YOU speak to ME like that you fucking gurgle spit of a semen stained cumrag wringed vaginal SOUP baby. I TELL YOU when YOU talk to ME you fucking INGRATE SHIT CUNT. You wanna come in here, in MY FUCKING THREAD, and you DARE to have the bitch NERVE to tell ME how to RUN my GOD DAMN THREAD?

LISTEN FUCKER. You think your faggoty boy bod can compete with my masculine man meat of MINCED MOLESTATION? YOU GAY AND ALSO HOMOSEXUAL QUEER BOY? I'll bend you over and give you all 4.7 inches of my raw fucking singles power, give you what you CRAVE, give you what you DESERVE, what you THRIVE ON. I'll penetrate you with such raw fury and blast your ass so hard and work up such a sweat our fluids will be red white and blue, the most PATRIOTIC ASS POUNDING since your MOM sucked CLINTONS COCK and your DAD sucked CLINTONS CLUTCH. Do you UNDERSTAND the WORDS i am TYPING you slutty fifer? Your eyes are getting fucked by slam poetry in the sixth sense. I'll ride your (you) and fuck you till you jew, I dont care if this board is blue, you anonycuck.

DO YOU HEAR ME?

I'LL EAT YOUR ASS WITH FURY AND VENGEANCE.

I eat newfags and shit redditors, son, I'll smack your ass and call you a fag and you'll LIKE IT so much you'll SUCK MY FUCKIN VEINY THROBBING MEMBER you shark tossing cock. You fucker.You god damn cocktrucker. You fucking little prickly taint gobbling hog smacker sister basher fist crasher ALABASTER NIGGER.

Suck my fucking reply count. Heres my (you), now fuck off and die forever in your daddy's shit stick closet.

You're supposed to throw them on the floor.

Added note: I've also regularly carried a concealed firearm. Never had problems.

if dubs then penis inspection day ITT

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Op maybe next time don't wear the tactical vest and body armor to the theater

7 year old me LOVED these things. idk you are supposed to bite the cork off like a cartoon character and squeeze the juice down your thought

You're either an abomination of a human being so ugly that people feel the urge to puke after looking at your face or you did something to earn that woman's wrath before the movie started.

>the absolute state of OP

it's blade runner, dude
65% of the audience is single men
you didn't get the cops called on you for being single
I go to movies solo all the time, and my friend (who's much creepier looking than I) goes every week by himself (he gets a bunch of free tickets)
Never had the cops called on us.