RWBY/RT General #1095: Eve Taurus is best girl edition

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PAIN

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update when

What is the best ship and why is it Cadbury?

>Cadbury
I think you mean Animal Abuse.

>Can't Handle A Blowjob
Kek.

So Blake's dad has no downsides huh?

No that's BlakeXSun

IS YOUR REWARD FOR BEING NEAR ME

Top kek

That's just animal fighting another animal

So, what do you guys think of Qrow's theme from Episode 7?

Looking forward to the OST Release?

But Sun is a great stowaway.

Blake is worse then Adam in relationships that is a fact

What if Velvet could use her ears like clamps

>pikachu

But if I hit my wife, wouldn't it still be spouse abuse, even if we're both spouses?

Adam did nothing wrong.

We got verbal fucking confirmation of what Ruby's semblance is, and yet the wiki refuses to change it

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>that Nora is doing things to my pants

>kicks little girls
And he's damn good at it.

Who cares about the wiki

Blake was the Abuser

Why does turning into Rose Petals grant her Super Speed anyway?

Does the rabbit girl have canon big tits?

>Nora will kill you
would she really kill me?

Yes, but she'll break your legs first

No, Boco fuck off

>tfw you will never be in a cougar relationship affair with Kali in your lifetime

why go on?

Rose petals are actually the fastest thing in existence, you just never knew because usually they don't have anywhere to need to be in a hurry

How would he do if he was reincarnated into Remnant?

Yeah but she's also autistic and has crohn's disease this is all canon

Whitley did nothing wrong.

You'll be okay Rubes

Nah, she'll just sadly watch as someone steals away the dream she was never brave enough to take for herself, going on to live a life full of regret

I dont understand all the hate on him

I like his theme, and that one song we got from Weiss
Its not my favourite OST from what I've heard so far, but its pretty good

Because I don't ruin marriages. Shit like that pisses me off

It's a side effect from bursting into them.

Chewbacca would be an oppressed alpaca faunus

Yes.

>the only thing he did wrong was not liking Winter

Wow, small world.

I meant Teddy.

Thanks user
Ok then I'll steal Ren in the night right infront of her

He hasn't done anything except be a smug snake and just wait for Weiss to fuck up so Jacques would give him the keys to the SDC

>Affair with Kali
You honestly think you'll survive getting mauled by her husband? Just go for Blake. Same body, half the age (not a knock on Kali, she still looks good), and your only competition is an idiot monkey.

What if I apologized?

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Literally Port with political influence.

Will Ren ever confess to Jaune?

Too late. You're already a blood splatter on the ground.

Is this Pyrrha or Nora we're talking about?

You honestly think you'll survive getting mauled by Blake? At least Ghira sometimes goes out to buy cigarettes.
Just go for the idiot monkey.

confess his thing for ruby? Maybe soon

but you will get abused by Blake is that really worth it not to mention the warm feeling of a motherly sensual love from Kali is totally worth it

Nora
Pyrrha is dead user, she's free from the suffering

Nigga pls.

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Unless Jaune gets it on with Cinder. Pyrrha ghost will have to watch that shit in the afterlife

Blake is best girl

Of course user, she's already killed best scorp.

I understand Blake's only redeeming feature is her body but some people want more than that user. Besides, you probably have as much chance at beating Sun as you do with Ghira

If only you knew...

So is anyone else conflicted about this last episode? I like that they established the world's creation myth (and finally put the Brothers Grimm into this), but that whole thing with the four MacGuffins of Humanity seems unneeded. Now you're tacking on another artifact set to have to establish, and it has to compete with the Maidens for screentime. Which one is supposed to be the end goal now?

Soon.

which one is the parent for Adam?

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>Which one is supposed to be the end goal now?
Neither, the maiden's and relics are just the plot points for this arc. Once it's done they'll introduce a whole new set of four magical things to focus on

Mostly Cinder probably.

Salem is more like a soccer grandma

That's awesome

naw, blond overload is the only choice

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Needs Taiyang desu.

>Got room for one more blonde?

Taiyang wouldnt want his cursed dick to kill them or make them run away.

>You will never go on tropical date with your waifu
why even live, Sup Forumsmerades?

Unf.

Ship name?

Wait do you mean Ruby, Weiss, or Blake?

I fucking hate the sun. We're going somewhere else.

It needs a ship name

That's a shame, she loves the Sun

Burning blonds

I get that Blake has her hang-ups, but I still like her. She realizes that what she did in the past was wrong and wants to be better than it, even if she isn't going about it in quite the best way.

Besides, Blake and sun aren't official yet. You also aren't trying to cuck a fucking grizzly bear by going after her. And I don't have to physically fight Sun to win Blake over. I just have to not be a doofus and make a better first impression on the parents than he did, which just about anyone could do.

What if your waifu had a foot fetish?

>You will never enjoy music with your waifu
It hurts, my dude

Team SKWR is the best

I'd bully her

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There are two sets of things to gather, and they're both linked to each other. Its really not that complicated, and we already know all the relevant information about the relics like where they are anyway

I guess I would become her footslut.

>Ren and Nora set to get actual screentime
>just upgraded background characters

So
>E9 (Jan 7)
>WOR (Jan 14)
>E10 (Jan 21)
>E11 (Jan 28)
>E12 (Feb 4)

Do I have it right?

Why did she let herself get bullied by him again?

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I think Merc already does. Or maybe it's a footware fetish.

Team Milf

There really is an argument to be made for him.

Yeah, he's an ass to Weiss, but for all we know he could have the same motivations and goals as her. He could hate his dad every bit as much as his siblings do, but unlike them realizes the best route to go for supplanting him is to play to his good side until he's in a good place to get him out of the way.