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Remember when people were saying this film wasn't going to do very good?
Lyra a cute
Lyra a shit
It is canon even in Legends that Korriban was the old name of Moraband. Like Iran was once known as Persia
Yub Nub or Victory Celebration?
What were they shooting at?
Are movie novelizations more comprehensive than the movie's themselves?
At the start? Vader, next to no shots actually missed.
At that point? Nothing, they couldn't see shit with their eyes shut and full of tears.
Reminder that Rogue One was a bad movie and killed Star Wars harder than The Force Awakens did
Vader
They suffered from Stormtrooper aim
Yes. The format gives them more room to provide detail than the two-hour timeframe of a movie.
I actually kind of crushed on her as I was reading Catalyst. Her consciousness of and respect for the Force was very attractive for some reason. There were a couple scenes where she appears to just be basking in a field of flowers or a cave of kyber crystals, with the prose describing her as feeling the Force in the wind or the eery silence of the cave and I just... fell in love. Luceno knows how to make you feel when he has to. You can definitely see how Galen could be so smitten with her.
>They suffered from Stormtrooper aim
More like shitting their pants. Hard to shoot straight when death incarnate is coming for your ass.
Yes. I particularly liked Rogue One's since we get the characters internal monologues before they die.
It's kinda hard to aim when you've shat your pants.
It was like feeling the Force is a constant full body orgasm with none of the tension or convulsions but all of the bliss
I like this one.
The Jedi got what they deserved.
Oh Anakin, still trying to be as suave and manly as Obi-Wan. Maybe if your burned face could finally grow a beard, but alas...
Post more Cutie Wars.
sauce?
Been on vacation and post-vacation sickness for a week. Anyway, any new episode announcements/teasers?
Man, we've been over this. Those are BLUE shots. That means they were set to stun. Blue rings are normal stun, blue bolts are super stun. That's no massacre, that's just giving them a Time Out.
Why was Rogue One so perfect? Why did I immediately head home and watch ANH?
Why is it so good?
Depends on what you saw last.
I hate how bland Ben Mendelsohn is in this. Fuck Disney,
Ezra and Maul seeing Obi-Wan in a vision but not knowing of tatooine.
...No.
Because they cared about the quality of the film rather than how best to make a franchise out of it.
WOW WHAT A CUTE JEDI
Prove it, without sounding like a complete asshat
>TFA killed Star Wars
Not a fan but it really didn't.
Look in the OP. We're getting Saw Gurrera in Rebels, and the episode airs in just 4 days
Hearing 2 old Japanese ladies talk about the quality of the Leia cgi was one of my highlights of watching Rogue One in Japan.
See Saw. See Saw hold a gun to a baby.
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Did they like it?
>Did they rike it?
ftfy
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Huh, she actually does look a lot like Felicity Jones.
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What a fucking waste.
Why couldn't Rebels had been about the Rogue One Team, with the movie being the big ending for it?
Because we have two completely different stories being told, and they're coexisting pretty well together?
The Ghost is still at the Battle, and we'll probably get an episode all about it
But if Rebels was about the Rogue One team I might have actually given a shit about the cast for either of them.
Instead you have a show where the main characters are never in any danger, and a movie where you have no reason to care about anyone.
Here's a slightly larger version of that
Sounds like a personal problem
user, the main characters in every piece of star wars media in the history of the franchise are "not in any danger" for the majority of their screentime. It's a family-friendly adventure fantasy series for goodness sakes.
Sorry, why should I care about Asian Man 1, or Asian Man 2, or Vaguely brown man, or the white girl and the other guy?
It sounds like a personal problem you couldn't relate to the characters. especially when we are given all the info we need to know
I'm not gonna tell you what to care about, dude.
>Rebels will only be good if people die!
Let me guess, you're a huge Game of Thrones fan?
and you consider this good writing? A story with zero drama in any way? why should I watch or read, or listen to something when I already know that any problem the hero comes across will be solved with zero danger to themselves or anything that matters to them?
What are some comics featuring Kyle Katarn?
More importantly, are they any good
Stories are only as good as their conflicts, and Rebels has none.
If you don't like it, you're in the wrong franchise. It's not a Rebels problem, it's a Star Wars one.
And IMO, it's not even a problem. Again, family friendly adventure fantasy series.
It's not Game of Thrones.
>and you consider this good writing? A story with zero drama in any way?
you're acting like what youre saying is fact. there are plenty of people that think the writing is fine.
You've clearly never seen the show.
Well there's-
>good
There aren't any.
This is not remotely true considering we saw Ezra lose his parents and Kanan losing his sight.
You haven't actually watched the show then, good to know.
>I don't actually watch the show but I'm gonna pretend I know what it's about based on shitposts
I'm waiting for you to complain about the laser slingshot.
>It's not Game of Thrones.
It's not even Disney. Star Wars is what you get when you make a five billion dollar "learning to read" book. It's a wonder you don't get stickers at the end of every episode.
Well fuck.
Someday the whole world will know of the second greatest Jedi there is.
If your definition of drama and good writing is as one-dimensional as "Do people die?" then I have no idea how your tastes have evolved to the point where you dislike Star Wars yet still judge media based on such a shallow criterion.
Why are you in a Star Wars thread?
>it's baby shit for babies!
I feel like I'm in 2008 again
Are you perhaps suggesting that Star Wars is baby shit for babies
Mediocre.
What a terrible thread: Pay attention to post style, it's easy to spot shitposters who invade Sup Forums and /tg/
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Your shipfu a shit
Now that Rebel are confirmed in Rogue One, with both Chopper and the Ghost appearing and Hera being called on the rebel base intercom, will we see Ezra in any capacity in Episode 8?
Will he be part of the Knights of Ren or as one of Luke's new Padawans alongside Rey, considering Kanaan could only teach him so much?
Honestly I doubt we'll see them in 8 or 9. Even if any of them are intended to survive that long, I think Filoni and Ridge would want to avoid showing that and giving it away.
The cameos in Rogue One are close enough to the timeframe of rebels (which is apparently going to go for at least 7 seasons) that their inclusion isn't that big of a spoiler. Showing any of them in Episode 8 would be a different story.
>yfw Hera and Chopper are the last ones left during Rogue One and everyone else is dead
Maybe Sabine finally manned up and took responsibility for Clan Vizla, Garrazeb went to work with the rebel ground forces and Kanaan and Ezra followed the newly returned Luke Skywalker to one of the Jedi temples?
Good, fuck Sabine, she's worthless, she exists only for marketing purposes and to make mandofags angry
A "tv show then a movie" isn't usually a winning formula
So I finally stared watching the clone wars movie and was it me or Ahsoka early introduction seen to be fill with sexual innuendo?
Its just you and everyone else who has shit taste
Ashoka a SHIT
One twi'lek and an astromech can't fly a ship into battle all by themselves.
I really hope they change their mind about Snoke's height. It'd be much more interesting if he was an actual giant rather than just being 7 feet tall.
Muun aren't giants.
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...And water for the girls.
Snoke's not a Muun
What character's fate do you want to learn most about?
>Kanaan and Ezra followed the newly returned Luke Skywalker to one of the Jedi temples
Rogue One is set before A New Hope.
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Ditto. I was really disappointed when it turned out he was just a hologram in TFA.
Overthrew Sheev in the second year of his reign. Currently piloting a lifelike Sheev droid.
Elan Sleazebaggano
Went home and rethought his life
Blam Supplebutt
Went into Hutt porn and had to change their last name.
Darth Plagueis was a Muun. He's obviously been deluded into thinking Snoke is Plagueis.
>Darth Plagueis was a Muun
But even he was not a Muun to death.
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>kanaan and ezra are killed by the knights of ren
their entire life will be a lie
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Too bad Trench got killed in the story reels for season 6.
I would have liked to see him in Rebels, commanding parts of the Rebel fleet and becoming Thrawn's Rival.