ITT: Superheroes doing mundane shit

Canon examples only, please.
This is literally the only time I've seen a female character shave in comics.

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>Canon examples only, please.
>This is literally the only time I've seen a female character shave in comics.
Isn't that page just a redraw from the Graymiotti Peej book?

>This is literally the only time I've seen a female character shave in comics.
Maybe you would have better luck if you didn't refuse to read non-superhero comics.

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What are some of the best slice-of-life or "off the clock" capeshit books?

Bendis' New Avengers has a lot of those moments, if I'm remembering correctly.

So does her heat vision go through the floor?

it must be juuuuust enough that it shears the hairs but probably leaves burn marks in the floor.

she probably doesn't have any house guests, she wouldn't be able to explain it or just cover it with a rug

>mundane shit

What does that mean, exactly? Is exercising mundane? How about dating? Or washing, trying on clothes, having a conversation, sitting at a bar, sleeping, etc.?

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kek

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laughed at both of these, the first one more so

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It just occurred to me how bitchy Lois is in a good mood. Clark is a trooper

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I liked this issue so much it almost made me not miss Superbro

neat punchline

>No Jason
that fucking bugs me. Like at least show him denying a invitation.

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Supergirl: Being Super is pretty slice of life so far.

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Someone needs to send this to Tom "Bruce is the mask" King.

This is a touching scene, but I can't help but laugh at the 90's fashion.

IT WAS A DIFFERENT TIME

WHERE WE DIDN'T KNOW HOW WIDE OR COLORFUL WE WANTED TO BE

WE WERE AS BIRDS OF PARADISE, DESPERATELY IN SEARCH OF A MATE.

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Does anyone have the page of Thor traveling the world helping those in need? He meets children and feeds them meat from some creature, he helps some nuns and monks too.

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Free with your order, sir.

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80s/90s X-men.

did tony fuck her?

Nobody sufficiently explained to me why Billy didn't just let everyone know he was a kid.

It's literally one of the qualifying elements of modern JSA Membership, you're either a senior citizen or some punk kid they're yanking up to greatness by the scruff.

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I miss when comics had goals...

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>what is korvac saga

power girl

Wolverine coming home drunk in the middle of the night and waking everyone up count as mudane?

I thought Batman hated rock music

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>What does that mean, exactly?
Seems pretty self explanatory, user. Any average human activity that doesn't involve fighting crime or aliens or monsters.

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Wolverine getting drunk with Cyclops at a strip club counts as mundane.
Sleazy people have routines too.

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Not enough superheroes taking shits.

We should have an issue of the poor bastard that has to deal with clogged toilets on the Watchtower or something.

Shut up, Amanda.

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N52 Supergirl had great art it's entire run, and yet rebirth looks like it was drawn by my scrotum. What went wrong?

I'm getting mad that everyone just ignores all the people X-23 has interacted with before she was turned into Wolverine.

He just heard the conversation from the other room, and felt like tweaking Alfred.

DC Comics hates you and wants you to be unhappy.

Why is she being a mega-bitch here? Jesus fucking Christ.

Well the joke's on them

I've been unhappy for years

Lois is a cunt. This is the kind of woman they push boys to want?

you know, Bendis does this shit way too often, but that's actually pretty funny. Sucks that it takes up literally 5% of the book, but I don't hate it.

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That has literally always been her character from even before you were born.
Back in the old-timey sexist day there weren't that many personality options available for female comic characters.

I have both the page with text and without and the one without text is way funnier.
This is the artist doing good, not Bendis.

>why Billy didn't just let everyone know he was a kid.
I'm pretty sure I remember him actually trying to at one point and literally couldn't spit it out because: Wisdom Of Solomon wouldn't let him.

>This is the artist doing good, not Bendis.
Bendis still most likely still wrote the script for the scene though.

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Anybody got Kitty accidentally phasing through the floor during sex?

>jason is nowhere to be found

Holy shit. People really hate him don't they?

Look, Bendis does write a lot of funny scenes with great personality, but none of it would be half as good without this guy's pencils.
The faces and body language are spot on for conveying the emotions.
He's my second favorite artist behind the guy that did Civil War 2.

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Gee, why are they arguing? Let a man enjoy his burger.

Everyone has that.

Mundane means boring.

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No, I get she CAN be a bitch but when I was younger it was for the right reasons.

Saving someone's life isn't something Lois would bitch about.

I don't think Batman and Catwoman going on a date and having sex is what I would call "mundane."