What did she see in him?

What did she see in him?

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hes fat like her

what DIDNT she see in him? he was a total alpha that could melt the heart of even an ice queen like april

Wasn't it good kindbud?

Is your life so boring you have to concern yourself with the ongoing lives of non-existent characters?

I guess this is why girls love the Sims so much.

a daddy

Is Chris Chadd the basest person of all time?

Yes

He was too dumb/carefree to notice shes a huge cunt

What did he see in her?

Immense potential.

She was hot and put up with him being a sub 100 IQ he beast

He was already fit when he first tried to make it as an actor, but he had a Chad look and was always getting type-casted as jock douchebag characters, so he put on the weight so they would consider him for comedy roles.

this
he's way out of her league tbqh

>Jesus
>non-existent

He is white.

>tfw no hollywood trainer and doctor to up my testosterone 300%

go to bed chris

A girl with an open mind.

This. He was Chad Thundercock who wanted to corner the "Death of a Salesman" or "Married with Children" market until the superhero genre came knocking at his door, making him reveal his nature like fucking Clark Kent turning into Superman.

you can buy test off the internet, you just need to use a money order

So how long are they going to wait before they reveal they're a couple and have been long before Chris's marriage ended?

Pocket pussy.

Can Jonah Hill pull this shit off?

I can't stand this faggot after reading his GQ interview. He thinks he's some kind of incredible actor, coming up with fancy techniques and shit, even though he acts in capeshit. Even Snyder had to tell him to knock that shit off.

this tbhfamalam

He probably could do.
Gotta eat big to get big, and that boy loves to eat.

Sounds like your typical overconfident jock though.

no hes a weak manlet with a shit frame

tpbp

>pro-choice
>pro-clinton

It's like watching porn and learning that it's scat porn.

>its the "Chris Pratt was unattractive" meme

He was always Chad

But pretty sure he's right wing and stood up for representation of blue collar workers so he's cool in my books

Only god knows the amount of producers Aubrey Plaza has fucked to get parts in Hollywood

height frame face
and fun loving silly personality
he was so enthusiastic and earnest about everything to counteract her cynacism

>what did he see in her
ftfy

God her face it's fucking hideous

he wrote kino songs

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>her face

wait what the fuck is that

some porn lookalike?

No sir it is not

that's the real deal, my dude

He had already gotten back in shape for Moneyball and Zero Dark Thirty before he was cast in GotG.

This. Dude was still handsome even with the extra weight on Parks and Rec. He's also tall and girls love guys that give off that big strong teddy bear vibe.

you telling me that there's a vid of Aubrey fingering her pussy and I didn't know about it!?

You can't imagine how hard my dick is twitching in anticipation right now.

It's not that great.
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Fat Pratt was best Pratt

Chris Pratt is one of the very few, if not the only actor I legit think is 100% natty. He's not really that huge, and isn't exactly THAT lean either. Any flattering photo of him, as far as his body goes, is always accompanied by 10/10 lighting.

its aubrey plazas reflection

bwc

These videos saved my 2016

I've just came to this for the fourth time, and you say it's not that great? Let me put this into perspective, I've been lusting over this bitch for a long time now, and I just find out she has a video where she fingers her clit to orgasm?

Time to fap again. I dedicate this 5th cumshot to you, user.

I'm too bothered by the waste of water. Bitch turn the tap off.

Legit question - why is she leaving the water running? For what purpose?

If I had to guess there's probably people outside the door and she wanted to hide the noise.

I honestly have no clue, all I know is because of Aubrey, Chris ended up getting a career. Which is probably why he worked at keeping her in his life after the show ended.

She decided her character would like him, this changed the minds of writers/showrunners. It made Chris likable because his first season character was basically just a throwaway dick like his Wanted character. That was aubrey that decided that, not anyone else.

So they ran with it, which gave Chris chance at other career opportunities = A list game.

It's funny how life can go.

How do you go from right to left?

a personality

Ever dated a chick that acted like your mom?

That's how.

Hey Im a dude and I love the sims for building houses

wait what is this true? If so That is some next level 4D Chess and I give him even more credit now.

So a pleasant surprise?

He looks like he could be Patrick Wilson's brother

What's it like to have a girl interact with you like this.

>her legs in that London episode
HOLY JEBUS

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No when she's all dressed up with skirt and heels. Theyre in the London eye I think.

Well see user the writers wrote her liking him.

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he really has matured so gracefully

What wouldn't she see in him? If you think she's not even a bit attractive you're just a faggot

Thats the one. She looked amazing because those heels really complemented her figure.

He got fit for his Navy Seal role in Zero Dark Thirty, which was some time before GotG.

no they didn't.

youtube.com/watch?v=BTn3BIPhMRs&list=PLUVeOmkpnYTxkjoRlq_jofCZfWAL9W9Kd&index=22


Jump to 2:36, even the writers admit their entire relationship came from Aubrey Plaza's adlib, deciding she would like andy and his band.

The slow teasing touch is by far the most erotic thing on the web

I bet Anna Farris is kicking herself in the ass right now

a big dumb animal

Steroids nigga

He should get his locks back, they really his his hairline well

Not really, ever since he hit top of the heap, she's become more and more insecure.

Her podcast is basically her doing soul searching in real time. The aubrey plaza episodes are the best. Especially where she straight up asks her if she is into her husband. While on air, just slips it in there.

unqualified.com/2016/01/11/episode-09-aubrey-plaza/


That kind of insecurity was going to make sure shit wouldn't last.

what slow teasing touch? she's stroking her clit pretty hard the whole time

That movie with JLaw must really done a number on her

You know what I mean, it ain’t that violent swiping they do on pornos

She was on set during their lovemaking scene stuff so who knows.

Her insecurities were interfering with both of their jobs. I do appreciate the fact she is working with him on dissilussion of their marriage instead of letting her lawyers rape him. At least they can come out of this with a lot less pain than most of these relationships usually do.

disillusionment*

Right
>Has fallen out of love with you because you're a man-babby
>Tries to force you to improve
>sees you as a dead end
>she doesn't inspire you, and vice versa
>neurotic and quick to second-guess her choices
left
>Quietly crazy about you
>Not passive-aggressive
>Wants you as a PART of her future
>You both make each other feel more confident
>Is happy with herself even when she isn't sure what she's doing is right

MANIC PIXIE DREAM BOY

>Andy, you need to stop changing the band name. How are you ever going to get fans?"

>"Oh yea"

As much as I love Plaza's big doe-y eyes, when she narrows them like this, its even more sexy.

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hello darkness my old friend...

BASED PLAZA

What are some Plaza kinos?

I liked little hours more than Ingrid goes west.

I don't think she'll top what she did in season 1 of Legion, so I hope she doesn't stay on that show long, she'll be wasted on it when she should be chasing movies.

and Fat Mac was the best Mac

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Jesus Christ, I'm not even a Plaza fan, but god damn.

No tits.

Huh, now that I think about it this is probably all true. Pratt was billed as a guest star for the first season and had no redeeming qualities whatsoever. He's a bad boyfriend to Anne, he's lazy and sits around, and he says rude things to everyone. He had no character until season 2.

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He was nice and she felt comfortable with him. Despite what your mgtow and r/incel friends tell you that's all many women want in a relationship.

I like the sims and play it for living out my harem fantasies